Don't Go in the House Page #3

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spend kind of a

quite night together.

Just talk or something like that.

Are you kidding?

This is perfect.

Now, my wife thinks I'm working

the weekend shift, okay.

I got all the calls made,

my ass is covered,

and I don't feel like sitting in some

dumb movie holding your hand. No offense.

Well, wait a minute,

I didn't mean that.

Look, meet me at the Palace Disco tonight

at 8 o'clock, all right? That's it.

- What if I can't be there?

- Look,

I'll see you at 8, okay?

Okay, Bobby.

I'll see you at 8.

See you then.

Bob, I'm gonna kill this kid

if you don't get him out of here.

Oh, these are nice.

And here is another item I think

you really want to have a look.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, thanks anyway.

I'm sorry I couldn't

have been of more help.

BYE bye.

Yes, sir. Can I be of help to you?

Ah, well, could you

show me that shirt?

- The one they were looking at.

- Oh, sure.

The red one.

Oh, the Matador.

- The Matador? - The shirt. The

styling. That's what its called.

Oh yes.

I forgot. The Matador.

I've seen this before.

Very interesting.

Yes.

Nice styling.

What did that lady think?

She liked it, didn't she?

To tell you the truth

she thought it was tacky.

Oh.

What do you think?

If you could tell me if this is for a business occasion

or a casual affair I could be of much more help.

Well, I was looking for something

that you could wear to a disco.

Okay. Let's get to the right department,

shall we? Just come this way.

I just got these in.

This is what they're all wearing.

Unless you're into the more wild

look, which is really passe'.

That's a beautiful plaid, isn't it?

Well, I'll tell you the truth, for the disco

scene, I think this is what you want.

Well, why don't you take that shirt?

What size are you?

15 and a half?

Yeah.

There you are.

Can I set you up with

an entire ensemble?

Okay.

Great. Just come this way.

I think we can make a new man

of you in no time.

This three piece suit would be

terrific with that shirt.

Specially made for dancing.

Elastic thread in the seams.

You'll look terrific in this.

Listen, now why don't you just take

these in the dressing room

and try them on? See if they fit.

No, that's all right.

I'll try them on at home.

Well, fine now. We'll just get you

into a pair of shoes then, shall we?

Alfred, could you fix this gentleman up

with a pair of fourteen thirty-twos please?

Oh, your size, sir?

I don't know.

Nine I think.

Measure him, Alfred.

Well, I just have these wrapped up

if they're satisfactory of course.

- What do you think?

- I think it's a dynamite outfit.

Really?

You'll steal the show.

Hey, there he is! Hey, Donny,

over here, baby! Over here!

Hey, you're looking terrific, man.

Let me introduce you to some people.

This is Farrah.

- Hi.

- Hi.

And this beautiful girl is Karen.

- Hi, Donny.

- Here. Sit down, my man, sit down.

Make yourself at home, my boy.

Come here. Sit down, baby.

There you go.

So, you work with Bobby

at the incinerator, huh?

Yes, we work together.

Yeah, and don't be calling us trash or

making none of them garbage jokes of yours.

You mean I have to can

those garbage jokes?

Oh, look! He's getting

all burned up.

- So, how do you like it there?

- It stinks.

Yeah, well, you ain't gonna have to worry about that

if you don't show up to work on Monday.

Why, are they gonna fire you?

- You're damn right.

- I'll be there.

I'm coming back Monday.

I hope so.

Come on, let's dance.

I've heard enough of this rubbish.

Let's go, baby.

So, you've been missing work lately?

Yeah, I've been sick.

Is it anything contagious?

I mean I'd like to know beforehand.

No. It's nothing like that.

I'm over it now anyway.

Oh.

- You wanna dance?

- No!

I mean I don't dance.

- Not at all?

- Not at all.

- How you doing, babe?

- Fine, Tony.

- You seen Barbara?

- No, uh uh.

- Who's that?

- That was my brother.

- Hi, Farrah. Come on, let's dance.

- Hi.

- You don't mind if I dance,

do you, Donny? - No. Go ahead.

All right.

No!

Hey, what did you do?

What's the matter with you, man?

Jesus!

- Hey, Anthony, Anthony.

- Hey, Sassoon, what's up?

- Some guy just threw a candle in

your sister's face. - Holy sh*t!

- What do you mean? What?!

- Yeah, that guy over there.

Hey, you motherf***er!

You!

You scarred my sister for life!

You scarred her for life!

Get away from me. Please.

Leave me alone!

Please!

Hey, you sick son of a b*tch.

Get out of there!

Get the hell out of there!

I'm going to kill you!

You ain't getting away with this!

I'm not through with you!

Where is Tony?

I can't believe what he did to me.

Don't worry, I'll take care of him.

And you your friend is a dead man.

Dead.

(You're safe now, you're safe.

You got away, you did right.)

(She was evil. Evil.)

- Did you pay the check?

- No.

I thought you did.

Hey, come on.

Hey, you missed us.

- Come on. Sh*t. - Those guys

were ready to give us a lift.

Don't worry, we'll get one.

Oh yeah, fat chance.

Oh, it's freezing.

Thanks a lot.

Oh God, you've had a bad night.

Cut it out, Suzanne!

Listen, could you take us to Rudy's?

- What's that?

- It's a bar, dummy.

- Don't be a wise-ass, Suzanne.

- Sorry.

It's on 19.

- Sure. Get in.

- Oh, great! Thanks.

Excuse my appearance,

but I just got jumped.

- Really?

- What?

He was jumped.

Oh, you were? What happened?

A couple of guys came

out of no place.

They jumped me in a parking lot.

- Three of them.

- Really?

- Yeah. Three guys with knives.

- Oh wow!

- Just now?

- Yeah.

- Where was this?

- Back in town.

What did they do? Take your money?

They wanted to,

but I showed them.

They didn't know who they were messing with.

They thought they had themselves a real pushover.

- What did you do? - I beat the

hell out of all three of them.

I... I was in the marines.

Green berets.

Well, I thought the green

berets was the Army.

Oh, this was just like the green

berets. It was a special division.

Patty, do you think

Jeff is gonna be there?

- If Jeff is gonna be there, I don't wanna go.

- Are you gonna start with that again?

- Who's Jeff?

- Oh, he's this real a**hole.

Don't worry. I'm sure that Janice and Billy

and all the rest are gonna be there.

We'll sit with them.

Just ignore him.

I can't just ignore him. He follows

me around. He's such a drag.

You picked a helluva

time to start this.

We're almost there and now all of a

sudden you decide you don't want to go.

I just realized I don't want to be

hassled all night long.

- Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.

- And what are we gonna do now?

Take it easy. Why don't

we go to my house?

You can call anybody you want to see in

there. We could have a party right there.

Yeah? Nobody'll mind?

- No.

- We can invite anybody we want?

Yeah. It's my house.

Do you have any beer?

Because we're gonna need some beer.

- We can stop and get beer.

- Great!

- Far out...

- A case should do it.

Oh God, this is a spooky house.

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