Don't Hang Up

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Yes? Hello?

Mrs Kolbein?

What? Who is this?

This is the police, ma'am.

You need to listen to me.

What... police?

Listen, who

else is in the house?

Are you alone?

My husband's outta town.

My... my, my daughter, she's...

She's in her room.

Okay, good.

You both need to stay right

where you are.

We have your house surrounded.

What?

If you move

from your location...

you'll be putting your child

in danger.

Keep your lights off.

Do not approach any windows...

and stay where you are.

We need you out of our way...

so we can safely locate

the suspect.

What do you mean, suspect?

There is a man, possibly two.

Oh my god!

Inside your house.

Oh my god! My daughter!

I need you

to stay where you are!

Listen! Listen to me!

The best way to protect her

is to work with us.

We'll keep her safe,

but we need your help.

Can you help us?

Yes.

And I want

you to lock the door.

And don't hang up!

I can't. There's no lock.

Do what you

can to secure the room.

Stay put and let us do our job.

We will keep your daughter safe.

Now, she's good.

She's secure.

Do you hear anything?

Nothing. There's nothing.

You're upstairs, right?

Yeah.

Everything's

happening down in the basement.

If you can't hear anything,

that means you're safe.

Hold on.

Okay.

Ready to roll.

I-I heard something.

I can't hear anything.

We're going in.

No shot! No shot!

He has the kid!

No! No!

He's down! He's down!

Sh*t, we need a medical

for the girl now!

Mrs Kolbein, do not leave

that room.

The second suspect is coming

for you!

Mrs Kolbein? Are you still

there?

Mrs Kolbein?!

I have one last thing

to tell you.

I'm very sorry to inform you...

that you've been pranked, b*tch!

Oh... f***! Whoo!

Yes!

Oh, so much blood!

Argh!

Wait a minute, you got her

audio, right?

"I hope my little girl is okay!"

"No... no, I just wanna see

my daughter."

Woo!

That is how we do it.

Seriously, people.

All right, click me some

likes...

and let's make this b*tch

go viral!

This is Prankmonkey 69...

out!

Like how mi have twenty two

inna mi somethin

Ten haffi use so mi get di

next dozen fool

Anytime they ready punahussy

start war

See who now fi spread it out

more pon di tar

My style is di bom

digi bom di

Deng di deng digigi you you

Carubuano peer with di digi

bom di deng di deng digigi

What's up, pussies?

My style is di bom

digi bom di

Deng di deng digigi you you

I think she actually believed us

for a second.

Deng di deng digigi you you

Punahussy siddung and a watch

how man a live

Watch yah man a own a own

roll big

What the f***, man?

The b*tches don't care.

He's still trying to get her

dumb ass out the door.

Carubuano peer with di digi

bom di deng di deng digigi

So the camera's all set,

I'm in Sam's bedroom. Yes.

Holy f***, he's...

My style is di bom

digi bom di

Deng di deng digigi you you

What the f***, Sam?

Babe, I'm sorry.

All right, Brady... I told him,

he's a frickin idiot.

Please, call me.

My style is di bom

digi bom di

This is Prank Monkey 69, out!

Carubuano peer with di digi

bom di deng di deng digigi

When your legs don't work

like they used to before

And I can't sweep you

off of your feet

Will your mouth still remember

the taste of my love

Will your eyes still smile

from your cheeks

And darling I will be loving

you till we're 70

And baby my heart could still

fall as hard at 23

And I'm thinking about how

People fall in love

in mysterious ways

Maybe just the touch

of a hand

Well me I fall in love

with you every single day

I just wanna tell you I am

Hello?

Hello?

Okay, I'm hanging up

in about two seconds...

Argh! Yes! I got you!

Sh*t!

Got you! Argh!

Sh*t!

You're such a dick, Brady!

Oh, yeah, and you are

a giant p*ssy.

Ugh, okay? Which makes us a

perfect match, get over here.

Yeah, that's right, baby.

Oh, stop.

Oh! Show me what you got.

Work with me, b*tch!

Look, man, stop. I'm not

in the mood right now.

Oh, trouble in paradise, I see.

No, a little privacy.

Please?

Sh*t, dude.

You and Peyton are like

"done" done?

Apparently, it's complicated.

Which means I have no idea

what's going on...

and she won't talk to me.

That is a f***ing bummer, bro.

But look on the bright side.

Yeah, I'm listening.

This should be genius.

All right.

Your parents are out of town

for the weekend.

You have the house to yourself

and you are suddenly single.

No, I'm not single.

And ready to mingle.

We need to get a party going up

in here right now.

What?

That's not gonna happen, man.

Besides, I have a history paper

due Monday.

That's what Sunday nights

and caffeine are for.

All right, stop!

Let's go out.

I know a place that doesn't

card.

Not in the mood for that

kinda scene right now.

You're spilling the beer.

Who gives a sh*t?

Fine. Plan B.

I think you're up to plan C now.

I don't care what you call it,

just trust me.

This one's a winner.

Oh, yeah?

Can't wait to hear it.

Okay, stay in, get wasted.

Grab the beer.

Take the motherfucking beer.

And er... maybe make some prank

calls?

Agh!

Honestly, dude, if I don't

finish this paper I'm about to...

Then life will go on.

F*** it, man.

You really... you've got a

serious case...

of I'm a p*ssy-itis

right now.

And good time Brady is here

with the cure.

All right, fine.

One beer and a movie all right,

but I'm not doing prank calls.

Last time we did that sh*t...

Was amaze-balls!

And when Prank Monkey gets here,

you're gonna shut the f*** up.

Whoa, hold on! What happened to

just you and me?

When you've Prank Monkey 69

in the house.

Dude is a genius at this.

Dude, you cannot be inviting

people over, all right?

If my parents...

Your parents are too busy

banging each other...

in some cheap hotel room, to

care what you're doing tonight.

Okay, thanks. Thanks for the

image, you sick f***!

Do you think your mom

blows your dad?

She seems like a giver to me.

You are in for it!

Oh, Mrs Fuller! Oh, your

titties are so huge!

Agh! Ha-ha!

Turn it off.

Besides, Prank Monkey probably

won't even show.

Little f***er hasn't texted me

back all day.

Please do not be inviting

anyone else...

and forget about making

prank calls, all right...

that sh*t is absolutely not

happening.

What's that guy's name

across the street?

The one whose dog craps

on your lawn all the time?

No, dude, not on my street.

Dude, he deserves it.

Besides you need a reaction

shot.

You wanna see him freak out,

right?

It's Larry, but please...

Ju... ju... just...

Ginelle's

Pizza, Peyton speaking.

How can I help you?

Oh, there's a lot of ways

you can help me, honey.

Well, that may be, sir, but...

A**hole, not Ginelle's man,

hang up!

Shh!

Starts and ends with taking

your order.

I'm gonna need one large

pepperoni to 1357 Ashton Lane.

Your name please?

Larry and hey, you uh, bring

that pie over here yourself.

Oh! I guarantee you

a real big tip.

Yeah, 45 minutes.

Yes!

Are you kidding?

Relax, you have caller ID

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