Don't Look Under the Bed Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 100 min
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YOU DID, BERT.
CABINET, THEN SOMEBODY
IT'S THE ONLY
LOGICAL CONCLUSION.
PARENTS ARE ALWAYS
DONE SOMETHING BAD.
WHAT?
CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS.
HI, JO.
JO, I DIDN'T DO THIS.
GET REAL, FRANCIS!
JO! JOANNE!
FORGET IT!
STRANGE AT HOME,
I'm telling you, she's
the one who did it.
IS THERE SOMETHING
MAYBE SHE'S THE
GROW UP, PEOPLE.
JUST BECAUSE THEY
SKIPPED MY LOCKER
IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAD
See, it is her.
[ Bell Rings ]
[ Roars ]
CREEPY KEPLER'S CAR?
THE LOCKERS TOO.
I THINK THAT'S
REALLY COOL.
IT'S NOT COOL,
IT'S VANDALISM.
YOU KNOW, I DID NO PUT A "B" ON ALL
THE LOCKERS!
I--
AWAY THIS TIME?
YES. YOU DID!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE ME.
WHY WOULDN'T I BE
NOBODY ELSE CAN.
YEAH, RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
OOOHH! YEAAAHH! OOOW!
WELL, THAT'S
STEALING, YOU KNOW?
HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN' EAT THIS STUFF.
IT MAKES HIS:
FACE BREAK OUT.
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR
NAME, ANYWAY?
HOUDINI.
LARRY HOUDINI.
OH, I GUESS YOU'RE
ALMOST NAMED AFTER
HARRY HOUDINI?
THAT-THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
IT'S BETTER THAN
BEING NAMED AFTER
FRANCIS BACON.
I DON'T LIKE BACON.
WELL--
HOUDINI'S NOT EVEN
A REAL NAME.
I'M...
AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
YEAH! YEAH! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
WELL, THAT'S REALLY CUTE, BUT I
DO NOT HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
IMAGINARY FRIEND?
I DON'T THINK SO,
MISS FRANCIS.
WELL,
FOLLOWING ME AROUND?
FOLLOWING YOU?
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING.
NO!
SERIOUSLY, FRAN, DO YOU
YEAH, ACTUALLY I DO.
THAT'S PROBABLY
OH, YOU KNOW, I
REAL OR IMAGINARY.
OH, CONTRAIRE.
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR
GOING DOWN IN THIS BURG, WATSON.
LOOK, I DON'T CARE
WHAT THEY SAID,
MR. KEPLER'S CAR.
OK.
THE BOOGEYMAN?
I THINK YOU'RE BEING...
FRAMED.
EXCUSE ME!
I'M-I'M REALLY SORRY.
LARRY HOUDINI.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW
Intercom:
FRANCIS McCAUSLAND.
FRANCIS McCAUSLAND.
TO THE OFFICE.
I SEE YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS BACON.
A "B", CORRECT?
IS THERE A BACON WITHOUT A "B"?
FRANCIS, IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED
AMONG A LARGE:
NUMBER OF STUDENTS
THE WRONG TIME:
YOU HAD THAT LIS OF STUDENTS YOU
WERE CHECKING WITH
TO MAKE SURE:
THEY SET THEIR:
CLOCKS FORWARD.
WHAT?
OFF EARLIER.
IT'S LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
FALL BACK.
SPRING FORWARD.
NO. FALL FORWARDS.
SPRING BACK.
CAN WE FORGE ABOUT THE CLOCKS...
FOR A MOMENT?
SPRING FORWARD.
FRANCIS, DO YOU
HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE
ABOUT MR. KEPLER'S CAR
BEING VANDALIZED?
NO!
ON THE LOCKERS?
NO!!
NO!!!
HOW DO YOU:
FEEL, FRANCIS,
ABOUT ALL:
THESE THINGS?
DO YOU HAVE:
ANY INSIGHTS?
YES. YES, ACTUALLY I DO.
THERE'S THIS BOY...
AND HE'S BEEN
FOLLOWING ME AROUND.
WELL, HE'S REALLY WEIRD.
WAS LARRY HOUDINI.
WELL, HE SAID A LO OF SILLY THINGS.
WELL, ACTUALLY--
HE'S RIGHT THERE!
HEY!
COME HERE, YOU!
FRANCIS.
FRANCIS!
OHH! OHH! OHH!
YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!
HEY! YOU! COME HERE!
HOUDINI KID, COME HERE!
HEY! WHAT'S
WITH HER?
COME BACK HERE!
QUICK! IN HERE!
AS A HIDING PLACE,
YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!
HIDE. I'M CHASING YOU.
FRAN, FRAN, FRAN.
YOU'RE MAKING A
BIG MISTAKE, FRAN.
AND I WAS REALLY SEN HERE TO HELP YOU.
TELLING YOU YOU:
SHOULD DO SOMETHING?
ACTUALLY, NO.
DOWNTOWN MIDDLEBURG.
JUST DISASSOCIATION
BETWEEN THE TWO:
SIDES OF YOUR...
ALLEGED BRAIN.
NO, NO, NO. IT'S
THE SAME GUY:
YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
NO. THAT'S
BARRY MANILOW.
FRANCIS!
IN HERE!
HE'S IN HERE!
THIS ONE, HOUDINI.
FRAN, FRAN, FRAN.
ENOUGH, FRANCIS.
WHAT ARE YOU:
TALKING ABOUT?
HE'S RIGHT HERE. HE'S
PLAYING A SAXOPHONE.
HE'S MOON-WALKING.
CALL YOUR PARENTS.
THIS TO ME?
THAT YOU CAN'T--
SEE HIM?
LIE DOWN, FRANCIS?
FRANCIS?
FRANCIS! OH!
IS UNUSUALLY REBELLIOUS?
VERY, VERY
WELL ADJUSTED.
VERY GROWN UP.
STARTING HIGH SCHOOL
CAN BE TRAUMATIC.
ESPECIALLY IF SHE
SKIPPED A GRADE.
I UNDERSTAND THAT HER YOUNGER
BROTHER HAD LEUKEMIA.
BONE MARROW TRANSPLANTS
FROM HIS SIBLING.
WELL, YES. THAT'S TRUE.
AH, BUT DARWIN IS IN REMISSION.
OH.
I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING
A THEORY:
WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.
BERT, ALBERT,
SO...?
WELL, IT WAS
JUST A THEORY.
I SEE.
[ Growls ]
OH.
AAAHHHH!
FRANCIS!
HOW DO YOU:
FEEL, FRANCIS?
OK.
I GUESS.
IS A LOGICAL EXPLANATION
FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S
BEEN GOING ON.
FAR TOO MATURE:
PRANKS ON PEOPLE.
AND YOU STILL THINK I WAS THIS BOY, LARRY,
THE SWIMMING POOL,
ON MR. KEPLER'S CAR?
EGGS?
MISUNDERSTANDING, HONEY,
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