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Drinking Buddies
[RICHARD SWIFT'S LADY LUCK PLAYING]
[SMOOTH SOUL MUSIC]
One, two, three, four
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Lady Luck, she is lovely
Lady Luck, she is free
But I wish sometimes
that Lady Luck
She would find some time
to spend with me
Lady Luck, she is lovely
Lady Luck, she is free
But I wish sometimes
that Lady Luck
When it comes to weddings,
you want something that you know
gets everyone
sufficiently drunk,
no fights between the families.
Can I see the ring?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What?
Wow, that's beautiful.
That's great.
What'd you do wrong?
It's just the beginning
But I feel the end is near
I look around
And I don't feel like myself
Tell me please,
tell me please
Is it my mind
Or is it my health?
What's up, guys?
Stop working so hard.
I don't want you guys
to strain yourselves.
Oh, okay, thank you, Kate.
It crushed a can
like I've never seen.
It was... it was insane.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Yeah, come in!
If that thing is, like,
a piece of sh*t...
Hey, um,
how is the planning going
for the anniversary party?
Good.
Good?
Yep. All set.
Good or great?
Really great.
Oh, oh, okay.
And you're gonna hate this.
Will you call the distributors,
each one individually,
and make sure that they know
they're invited?
You're, like, you know,
the face and voice
of this brewery, so...
Yeah.
You know, they need
to make a connection with you,
and that way, you know...
I know it's a little political,
but if you did that for me,
it would make me
very, very, very happy.
Sure thing. Yep, sure.
I'll get on that.
All right.
Oh, oh, um...
Uh...
That's it. That's it.
Okay, thanks.
Okay, all right.
Hey, what are you,
running through the warehouse?
I have to go make
so many phone calls.
Can I make beer instead,
and you go make phone calls?
Uh, no, no.
Question:
how are the eyes?
They're... they're good,
despite boiling wort
being thrown into them.
Well, look,
It's good.
I've been baptized.
See ya.
Lunch?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Okay, Tom, I have to go.
Yep, I'll see you there.
Okay, thank you.
[GROANS]
Hey.
Hey!
I've got some food for Kate.
That is me.
If you could
just sign this guy for me.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Enjoy.
Hey, do you have a fridge?
Do I have a fridge?
'Cause you can
have a magnet.
A magnet, ooh.
Yeah.
I love Revolution Brewing.
I really do.
Thank you!
Thank you.
We love you too.
[SOFTLY]
I love you too.
Uh-oh.
Security!
Hey!
Security!
Ugh.
Oh, we smell so bad!
[GROANS]
Look at this,
some Greek salad?
Eat it.
I f***ing hate it.
It's disgusting.
I'm trying not to get scurvy.
Boing!
Come on, not my f***ing beer!
Oh, that's an expert
beer-tasting technique.
Enjoy your fries.
That doesn't...
that doesn't do anything.
That doesn't do anything to me.
Come out
drinking with us tonight.
Okay, yeah.
You're in?
Sure.
Awesome.
Mm-hmm.
They go,
"Oh, my name... my name is Jim.
This is my wife, Carol. "
You went... "Oh, this is Carol.
that's my"...
You don't need to know
their names.
But so this guy comes up
to me,
and I know
he's gonna f*** with us.
And so in my head, I think
about what my mother said,
and I have the vision,
like from, you know,
the voice of God.
This guy's name is Chris Cook.
And so I go,
"Hey, man, you're Chris Cook. "
That's not a Korean name,
though.
No, he's not...
this is not the Korean.
I thought
that it just didn't work.
No, the guy's name was...
Where did you get Chris Cook?
It was a voice, the theory...
it was a voice...
Hey!
Hey!
You made it.
Gentlemen.
Everybody remembers Jill.
Hi.
Good seeing you.
Good seeing you too.
How's it goin'?
Good.
What do you want to drink?
You want something to drink?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I will
have a Bell's Amber.
Bell's Amber.
Bell's Amber.
Thank you.
There you are.
Oh, thank you.
how long before you think
you get to go party foul?
What?
Would you shut up?
Well, I'm just saying.
Would you please,
for once in your life...
Party foul.
Once in your life,
right before you talk, Frank,
just go,
"I'm not gonna talk. "
I'm thinking about
heading out.
Let's do one more beer.
Oh, no, no, no,
you should stay.
You should hang out with Frank.
One more beer.
Oh, no, I'm fine.
We'll split one.
No, baby, I got to go.
I got to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going for sure.
I'm going for sure.
I'm gonna go with.
Yeah?
Yes.
Okay.
Gentlemen.
You out?
Good night.
Good night, Kate.
We'll see you at work.
Bye!
So long, everybody.
You guys seen The Hustler?
You're about to.
I need you
All these times
that you tell me that I don't
Oh, I need you
Tell me that I don't
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[LIVELY MUSIC]
[LINE RINGING]
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Mmm, that smells good.
It is good.
You want some?
Mm.
Hi.
Hey.
That's good.
Mmm.
Wouldn't take me a second.
No, I'm not hungry.
I just want beer.
Yeah?
You haven't drank
any of the beer I brought you.
I've had a couple of them.
How was your night?
Good.
Yeah?
Yeah, we played pool
at the Empty Bottle.
Oh, the Bottle.
You know that place?
I've heard of it, yeah.
No, I've been to the Bottle.
What'd you do today?
I met with a couple of kids
at the studio
that I think
are gonna do an album.
Yeah, they got a pretty decent
little sound.
They're kind of...
a little noisy.
But they have this girl
who plays the cello,
and I think
that's supposed to be ironic,
but I can't tell anymore.
But, uh, so we'll just
stick a mic on her and go.
You sure
you don't want a plate?
Mm-mm.
Here.
Really?
Yeah.
Mmm, are you done?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
One by one,
we jumped the wire
With a lending hand
to inspire
Both the artist
and the writer
As timber fed the fire
Gently now
as the night falls
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
No. I always forget.
I got it.
I'm awful.
You're not awful.
Oh, okay.
You're just really hard
on furniture.
[GIGGLES]
Mid-century,
classic 18th.
It's terrible.
Thanks for coming to see me.
You're welcome.
Oh, sh*t.
What?
Oh, I got something,
and I...
I forgot.
I bought you
something today.
I'll be right back.
One sec.
Uh, you might hate it.
You'll prob...
you'll probably hate it.
I won't hate it.
But you might come around
and then love it.
Book!
What is it?
That is back
p*ssy, and themselves.
It's like, of all the sort of
fellow narcissists,
that's the one.
Thank you.
Sure.
You kind of remind me
a little bit of the hero.
Really? Is she a...
Yeah, in a weird way.
It's he, but...
It's a he.
It's thematic.
Awesome.
You're a kindred spirit.
Thank you.
You're a runner.
You're a rabbit.
I am a little bit
like a rabbit.
You are.
Damn it.
I can't find my sock.
You sure you don't want
to just spend the night?
No, I have to be home
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