Dude, Where's My Car? Page #6

...universe is going to be destroyed.

How do you know all that?

We've been intercepting|interstellar transmissions for years.

Zoltan!

Nerds.

Way to go Chester.

I'm sorry.

Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.|We are the keepers of the continuum transfunctioner.

They will use it to destroy the universe.

No. We are the keepers of the|continuum transfunctioner.

They want to destroy the universe.

Stop copying us.

Stop copying us.

Stop copying us.

Stop copying us.

B*tch.

Don't you guys remember?

We came to this planet last night to escape|the clutches of those evil space sluts.

We met you here at the space-o-rama|and then|you gave us a ride back to our space ship...

...and that's when we realized that|we had lost the continuum transfunctioner.

Hurry, there's only three blinking lights left.

Bye, bye universe.

He's right dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.

You know what dude. I refuse to let us go down|in history|as the dudes who destroyed the universe.

How do we figure out which ones are the true keepers|of the continuum transfunctioner?

Well, it's... it's simple.

We just ask them a question about last night|that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.

But we can't remember a thing.

You gotta hurry.

Not now Jeff.

If we really did give one|of you guys a ride last night...

...then you'll know the answer to this question:

Hurry!

What score did we get on the eighteenth|hole of the miniature goIf course last night?

You got the hole-in-one.

That....

...is...

...correct.

Deactivation complete.

Wait a second. If you guys don't|remember a thing about last night...

...how do you know they were telling the truth?

Well, it's simple really.

The pudding!

Wow, you guys had a plan!

And it actually worked.

For the love of God.

Wow, morphing is cool.

Wow, that is one super hot giant alien.

Let's go!

Chester, Jesse.

That is amazing.|- Yeah.

Those are the biggest hoohoos I have ever seen.

We will now use the power of the|continuum transfunctioner|to punish you to hook

of the New Jersey..

What are we supposed to do now?

I think we run dude.

Those guys are in a hurry.

I wanna go with that one daddy.

Me too son, me too.

Hey, what do I do with this thing?

You gotta activate the PHOTON|ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM.

The what?

They said:
the PHOTON|ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM

...you fools!

Hurry, activate it dude.

I think this is it.

Thank you captain obvious.

I can't reach it.

Deep, in your conciseness you must look.

Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.

Do you have to talk like that?

I like the way you talk.

'Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools'

I got it!

Oh boy.

We saved the universe.

The big b*tch is dead.

Damn. Now those are some big ass panties.

Christie honey could you give me a hand?

No Tommy. I've found somebody else.

Jesse and Chester just saved the universe.

You guys are still gonna|take us into outer space. Right?

There is a party in a|Crab Nebula. You guys can come to.

There you go.

Thanks for your help. Jesse and Chester.

You have helped insure the safety of the universe.

Well that's the cool and all, but...

...dude, where's my car?

You mean you guys don't remember?

Damn, you were wasted last night.

Now, before we go, we must|eliminate all knowledge of this encounter.

Wait, no. We have so many questions|that we'd wanna ask you about the universe.

Like what?

Well...

Have you guys ever been to Uranus?

Nice.

Good morning guys.

Morning Gene.

We'll go over to the twins house...

and then?

...and then we give them their anniversary gifts...

and then?

and then we'll apologize for trashing the house.

and then?

and then we get our special treats.

and then?

Dude, that's really annoying.

Sorry.

Dude, where's my car?

Dude, where's my car?

Where's your car dude?

Dude, there's your car.

I heart U.

You guys are great boyfriends.

We have something for you too.

A very special treat.

Shibby!

We saw the names on ourselves.

Wow.

Put them on!

You guys look great.

Ah, more gifts.

They're beautiful.

Where did you guys get these?

This place.

Thank you for helping to save the universe

We hope your girlfriends like these gifts

We know you will

How wasted were we last night?

Sweet.

Dude.

Is anyone hungry?

Yeah.

I can go for some chinese food.

That sounds great.

Sweet.

My back itches dude.

Jesse you got a tattoo.

Oh my god, so do you Chester.

No way. What's mine say?

Dude.

What about mine?

Sweet.

Yeah, but what does mine say?

Dude.

What about mine?

Sweet.

I know they're sweet, but dude what does mine say?

Dude!

What about mine?

Sweet.

Hit it!

I can you sexy.

How did he pop on up like this?

This isn't fair. They're booting us

Sweet!|Dude!

I am fun loving. I like charades.

Shut up!

Go ahead and laugh.

Zoltan.

That's keeper

Fingers crossed. I'm out

I got it.

You wanna piece of this?

Dude!

Sweet!

And then?

and then we went and leased

and then?

got those sweet jumpsuits we....

and then?

then we went... oh man.... i'm losing it

i am fun loving, without my clothes

the PHOTOMIC INS.... the great thing... dummy!

Dude!

Sweet!

Shall we cut?

We've got to cut. I mean we'd have to.

This dudes have to cut it.

Cut.

Punkass kids!

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