Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off Page #4
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 110 min
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The million dollars.
It's like he's her puppet.
Like she makes the...
And then he, like, yeah.
- Yeah, like that. -In his defense,
I did once hear seriously
that Hitler made crme brulee.
So...
Markus Thelonious monk Briggs.
Wow, I'm Cassandra dougherty.
Really? Kiss-Sandra?
Well, I guess I will.
Are you a contestant?
No, my mama's in the contest,
but, um, so I have
a lot of down time,
if you know what I mean.
I'm in room 218.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, that's lovely.
We're actually in room 598.
Oh, nice. Fifth floor.
Fifth floor. All right.
- No... hi, my name
- hi.
- Is Victoria dougherty.
- This is my mother.
- Nice to meet you. -Sweetheart,
can I get more gumbo?
Would you get me some? Oh.
- It's okay. -Could i... go
get me some more gumbo?
- I'm really, really hungry. Thank you.
- Fifth floor. Fifth floor.
Very nice meeting you.
Yeah, it'll be even nicer
meeting me later. Ha ha.
Go get me some gumbo,
sweetheart.
I just want to warn
you, she has a mental illness,
obsessive attachment
syndrome, OAS.
- Attachment? -Yes, and what
happens... yes, attachment.
That's sort of like my,
that's like my Kryptonite
for somebody like me.
Now tell me something,
what's your name?
My name-my name is,
uh, Victoria.
Well, Victoria, you too,
I can see that
the apple didn't fall
far from the tree.
- Could you not? -He likes
to be with a celebrity.
She's a celebrity and although
I'd never heard of her,
a lot of people had.
Um... she keeps telling me.
One favor, don't get drunk.
Too late.
- Daneel Kuhar.
- Oh, Daneel.
Daneel, you know me.
- No.
- Daneel Kuhar.
- Daneel, Nancy.
- You know me, Nancy.
No, I have no idea.
Why don't you take my plate
over to that table over there
- and maybe...
- I don't have enough hands.
That's all right, honey,
you can do this.
That's it.
Save us a table.
She's a little ill and
she'll just grab onto you
and she'll never let you go.
She's probably naming
your children already.
Oh, look at that.
It's a little bit over the top.
That's it, sweetheart.
Have you met
any important people?
All I'm finding are these
cooking ladies, no offense.
I met one real cute girl,
but she was crazy,
but I think me and her mama
might hook up.
- So I don't know.
- I just want...
Is she a contestant? Don't do nothing
that's going to disqualify mother,
because that's a million dollars
riding on that.
What you got down here ain't
worth no million dollars.
Nice to meet you. I'm here
with the chow channel.
I have to look at
my own microphone
because we just switched
the name of the network.
- What was it called before?
- Munchy time.
Oh, this is
a much better name then.
Ruckle. Van Ruckle, okay.
All right, I got it.
I got it. It's a very
hard name to remember.
- Contestant... -So the rules
for Van Rookle cook-off
are pretty much simple.
Excuse me, let's move over here.
I want to introduce
our celebrity,
master of ceremonies,
Mr. Gavin McCloud.
Welcome aboard,
ladies and gentlemen.
They have acquired
Gavin McCloud,
as you can see,
is the MC for the event.
All right, all right,
that's so sweet of you.
Thank you very much. You make me
think I'm back on the love boat.
It's my great pleasure
now to introduce to all of you
the entrance of contestants.
And what's going to happen
now is all the contestants
Jericho and moonlight
are singing their way
into the stadium.
This gentleman here
is taking a picture.
Look at that.
People are getting very happy
and, uh, you can feel, uh...
It turns into an exciting event.
An amazing assortments
of contestants here,
one pregnant woman.
There's a disabled woman here,
and look at them all
They all look
so absolutely adorable.
It is my great pleasure to
present to you our three judges.
Our first judge is a
distinguished journalist
from New York City.
- Say hello to David lord.
I am a student editor
of the magazine gourmet tongue,
a very... probably these folks
It's a very upscale,
refined magazine
for the very refined pallet. I've
got extremely refined taste buds.
I've been chosen
one of the top three buds
in New York magazine.
I should probably
have them insured.
Our next judge probably needs
no introduction.
You remember her
from the Bob Newhart show.
He was the secretary on the
- Mary Tyler Moore show.
And on the original
Bob Newhart show
and she played the secretary
out in the hallway.
Well, you know, i... this isn't my first
time with an unusual Van Rookle,
because I was the spokesperson for
the prune growers of America.
You know, after you've had to
eat pounds of prunes,
-this has got to be tastier.]
And last but
certainly not least,
he is the president of
Federated grocery stores.
I want you to say hello
to Mike Sweezy.
I really like this process.
I like to meet
the new cooks coming up,
and we have a club card,
which is an excellent deal.
- Mm-hmm. Explain the club card.
- And...
- Well, you get a discount.
- Okay.
And here is a special message
from the president of
Van Rookle farms,
the beloved and adored,
Morty Van Rookle III.
- -Hey, welcome...
I love you.
I love you, Morty.
To Van Rookle farm's million
dollar cook-off.
- Yeah.
One million dollars of my money.
Yeah, let's see some hands.
Come on, put them up there.
That's right, good.
Wave, honey.
Wave at the camera.
Wave. Good, that's good.
Thank you. Thank you, Morty, and
your beloved beautiful missus.
I have a feeling it's going
to be a great weekend
- to be a bulimic.
Are you serious
or are you joking around?
Jericho and moonlight.
I'm not trying to be a...
It's a cook-off.
No, I know but
I do need it from...
Jesus Christ.
Did you hear what she just said?
She asked me if she could
borrow the battery,
I'm not even joking around,
to our camera.
I'm a judgmental person, so
I'm the right man for the job.
So I'm going to have
a lot of opinions,
I speak my mind, and, um...
I am a little hungover, so that's
not going to be easy on people
but I think it makes my opinions
a little sharper.
Are those real women?
Right now, we're going to watch the
lighting of the ceremonial stove.
I'm just curious, Tim.
Was this your idea?
- Yeah.
- How did I know?
Let the flour fly!
That's... I'm so sorry. I'm so
sorry. I'm in the way here.
The competition is like a
battlefield in here, which I love.
Oh, look at this.
They're coming in here.
They're taking their stances.
Genuinely starting to
feel the excitement
and we'll meet some of these people.
Say hi to them real quick.
They're thinking about
what they're doing.
They're trying to
get their packaging open.
They're trying to
get their jars open.
They're trying to
get their cans open.
They're trying to
cut their lemons.
They're trying to
prepare the ingredients
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