Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off Page #7
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 110 min
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been a vegetable winner.
The odds of a meteor
crashing down into this room
and landing directly
on your hand.
Sharon has calculated the odds
of her sister, Pauline, winning.
- Why are you doing this?
- What do you mean?
I'm here, okay? I'm here. That's
a big thing for me, okay?
- I'm very proud of you for that. -I know,
you're the show pony of the family
and I'm the work horse,
but I got here, okay?
Why are you attacking me?
This is, like,
my moment in the sun
and all the sudden you...
And you insult me
and you put me down
all the time.
I am sick of it.
- Oh, I put you down?
- Yes, you do.
I don't know
what you are doing right now.
Oh, by the way,
I am not paying your
Mastercard bill this month.
I'm just thinking that maybe
the best thing for us...
Is don't speak.
Fine. I don't want
to talk to you.
You are married?
Uh... no.
Um...
Well, I haven't met Mr. right.
Um, I was engaged
and my mother thought that
he wasn't suitable for me,
- and I think she was right. -Well,
I hate to interrupt you there,
but I know you want to get back
to what you're cooking
and I don't want to
hold you up here.
Good luck to you
and all my best.
Oh...
I've never had a badge.
I get a badge!
I've never had a badge before.
I tried to do some police work
because I like a badge,
but they said absolutely not,
and I could not get up
that ladder wall anyway.
I've been pulled over
by the police
and that's what made me think
maybe it was a good fit,
because I always end up
talking to them
I mean, and not so well
when I'm arrested,
but if they let me off
that usually goes pretty well.
I burned my pie.
Yeah, what is it?
Okay, we have a code red.
Code red! Fire in aisle,
what is it?
Well, what is it?
Aisle two.
- Where is it? What's smoking?
- It's right here.
I've got to go, mom.
Ah... ah!
- Is it on fire?
- No, here.
Cassandra, don't embarrass me.
Well, that's not a fire.
That's not a fire.
I was called for a fire.
That's just a burned pie.
Stop looking stupid!
- I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize to me.
I mean, you've got
a little bit of time.
If you want to make it again,
you have the time.
- You have the ingredients. -Okay,
I'm going to make it again.
I'm going to make it again.
I can make it again.
I can make it again.
I'm going to make it again
and I'm going to do it my way.
My name is Pauline Solfest
and I'm the other...
- What are you making?
- Cream corn.
- Oh...
- That looks good though.
Cream corn makes me sick,
but good luck.
Cream corn kind of...
I think it goes in
like it comes out.
Are you concentrating?
Are you concentrating?
You know what?
You can take this recipe
and shove it.
Honey, listen to me. Listen to me.
Listen to me.
in the first place.
You made me do this.
You know what?
Because you're a has-been!
I'm not a has-been!
I'm not a has-been!
I taught her everything!
I taught you everything!
That actually looks
and smells awfully good.
It is very good,
I mean, if you were blind,
you could make it.
You know, if you were blind,
you could still cook, you know?
You have one minute left
for the Van Rookle's
- one million dollar contest.
You only have, like,
thirty seconds.
Yes, just go. Go!
Please hand in your recipes now.
It's not Browning!
It's not Browning!
It's not Browning!
It's not Browning!
Do you have a lighter?
Do you have your lighter?
Her dish is not finished.
go with it as it is.
Everybody is bringing
their food down.
She's going to have to
bring it up.
It's not Browning.
It's not Browning!
I can't serve it
if it's not brown.
This is what it boils down to,
the final moment
where these people
are rushing towards the station.
Okay, I'm doing it.
- I still have it!
I have to disqualify you
if the food touches the ground.
- No, it's not!
- Another technicality.
- I'm sorry. -Honey, he said
it touched the ground.
I think you touched the ground.
I don't write them.
I just read them.
So if you touched the ground,
that's disqualified.
What would you have done with the
million dollars if you did win?
Excuse me, that is
a very unkind question.
I would fire him and I'd get a
new Van and I'd find my mother.
Her food has touched the ground,
and excuse me,
is taking a little bit too much
pleasure in that fact.
I think he's an a**hole.
It's the end of day one at the
Van Rookle farms cook-off
and tensions are running high.
It's been a big emotional day.
We don't know who
We will find out that tomorrow.
In the meantime,
the contestants will be
going to a party tonight
to let their hair down a little
bit and tear it out perhaps.
But there have been a couple
of disqualifications.
Cassi was eliminated today,
is that right?
I am so humiliated.
Cassandra, this is
your mother speaking.
You are a sick,
sick little puppy,
and I don't want you
to come home
until you get help with some
mental health professional.
I feel liberated.
My father left us
because she's a b*tch, okay?
My father couldn't handle her,
all right?
And any time any man
would come around,
You know what?
Tonight, I'm going to
the first guy I see.
I'm going to him.
And all the recipes are in.
No one knows who's going to be
in the ring of fire,
the seven finalists.
So you feel okay about
how it went today, huh?
- Yeah. -Okay, so maybe you'll be
in the ring of fire tomorrow.
- He's shy.
- I like some chocolate cake.
- I like vanilla pudding.
- Okay. Okay.
Whoo! Yeah!
You know, what if they both made
it into the finals tomorrow?
Wouldn't that be something?
If that happens,
I will probably sprout wings
from my bottom and fly out
of here butt first, okay?
That's not going to happen.
I'm just questioning
the wisdom of fraternizing
with a corporate symbol
is all I'm saying.
I'm questioning the wisdom of you
walking around with your hoo-has
sticking out of your what-nots.
Someone's going to drop
a meatball down there.
These biscuits represent
an opportunity for your coming
to metastasize his reach
into the black community.
Hey, remember that guy,
Del Crawford?
- Oh right, yeah. -Remember him,
I asked for a background check.
You're a cheater.
He's cooking your recipe.
It's so obvious.
- He is the love of my life.
- Oh.
We met over a love of chocolate
in France and you're jealous.
You are a pretender
to the throne.
Not cool.
You know what, Daneel?
You're going to get caught.
Love your blouse.
I have one like that actually.
So anyway, my favorite ice cream
is butter pecan.
- What's yours?
- Butter pecan.
Oh, it is not!
It is not! It is not!
I've been thinking about it.
I think that
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