Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off Page #3

To Be Your Priority--

And Stop Playing

With Your Food.

You're Dancing Around

Like A Little Girl.

Dad, Baseball

Is My Priority.

I Swear, It's

The Most Important Thing

In The World To Me.

I Know It Is.

I Don't Mean To Come

Down Hard On You.

It's Just...

That You're So Good,

And You Got

So Much Potential.

[Sighs]

Less Coach,

More Dad.

So, How Was

School Today?

Did You Sign Up

For Computer Science

Like Your Brothers

Told You To?

Uh...Yeah. It Was

Our Very First Choice.

Good Boy.

Eddie, You'd Tell

Me If Something Was

Bothering You, Right?

Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.

No, Everything's Cool.

Now, Though Similar,

Each Leavening Agent

Has Its Own Advantages

And Disadvantages.

Now, Yeast Is

A Living Organism,

And It Contains Over

3,200 Billion Cells Per Pound.

Now, It Comes In Several

Different Forms.

We're Gonna Be Working

Today With The Dry Form.

There's A Few

That Will Be Using

The Baking Powder

And The Baking Soda Combo

For Making Tea Breads,

But We're Gonna Be Mostly

Talking About The Dry Yeast.

Now, The Most Important

Thing To Remember...

It's Your Turn.

Pick A Letter.

Uh...Q.

Mrs. Hadley:
If The Water's

Too Hot Or Too Cold...

Man, You're Really

Bad At This.

...You'll End Up

With Crackers.

All Right, Then,

Let's Start Cooking.

Ok, I'm Done Talking Now.

You Can Move.

All Right.

Move It, People!

Hey.

What?

Hey.

And I Said What?

So, Have You Found

Your Recipe Yet,

You Know,

For The Cook-Off?

I'm Working On It.

Why Do You Care?

Just Curious.

Uh...Do You Think

People Would Ever

Use Peanut Butter

As A Primary

Ingredient?

Well, The Peanut Is The Most

Versatile Of The Legumes,

So Why Couldn't It

Be The Cornerstone

Of Any Sound Entry?

I'll Take That

As A Yes. Have You

Ever Noticed

That When

You Heat It Up Just

Right And--

What Are You Doing?

Nothing.

We're Talking

About The Cook-Off.

No, We're Not.

Yes, We Are.

She's Crazy.

Come On, We Better

Get Back To--

Hey, Is There Something

Going On With You Guys?

With Me And Bridget?

Get Real.

Hello! Standing Right Here.

It Sounds To Me Like

Someone's Really Starting

To Take An Interest

In This Class.

No, I'm Not.

I Hate This Class.

Ok. Interest Might Have

Been A Little Strong.

Then...What Are

You Doing Over Here?

I, Uh...

I...

I Just Came Over

Here To Do This.

Eddie.

You Know What

I Gotta Do, Right?

Db.

If You Must,

You Must.

Stay Calm.

Take A Deep Breath.

And, Class, Everybody,

We Don't Want A--

Food Fight!

[Shrieking And Laughter]

Food Fight--Now,

That's The Thing

We Definitely

Want To Avoid.

[Shrieking And Laughter]

Food Fight!

Cover Me.

I'm Going In.

Aah!

Uhh--

I Swear, Boys Are Never

Setting Foot

In This Class Agai--

Apologies All Around,

Ladies!

[Crash]

Good Arm, Hannah.

Oh! Martha Stewart Never

Had To Put Up With This.

Aah!

That Was Absolutely

The Best Food Fight

I've Ever Had

In My Entire Life,

Even With A Month Of

Saturday Detention.

Even Better Than That

Summer Camp Soda Massacre?

Even Better Than

The Ice Cream Fight

At My Cousin's

Sweet 16?

Totally.

Even Better Than

The Second-Grade

Spaghetti Melee?

[Sighs]

Hey.

Yo, It's Gonna

Take Bridget, Like, Weeks

To Get That Cake Batter

Out Of Her Hair.

She Should Just Enter Herself

Into That Cook-Off.

I Guess I Shouldn't

Have Blasted Her

With That Egg.

Eddie:

That Was So Gross.

[Frankie Chuckles]

Hey, You Know What's Gross?

This.

[Chuckles]

Oh, That Is

Disgusting.

That Is Nasty.

Eew.

Ohh!

Hey! Now,

That's Not Bad.

Actually, That's

Better Than Not Bad.

I'd Have To Say

That's Quite

Delicious.

What?

Hey,

We Missed Lunch

And I'm Hungry.

Mmm!

Frankie:
Good.

Hey, This Is Great.

It Tastes Kinda Like

Barbecue Sauce,

Only Better.

Hey, You Put

This Stuff On Anything,

And I'll Eat It.

Ok, We've Got

To Find Out What

Was In This.

Do You Remember What

They Were Making

At This Station?

And Why Is It

Purple? What Is

This Texture?

Does It Remind You

More Of Applesauce

Or Ketchup?

Dude.

Get A Grip.

I Mean, It's Good,

But It's Just A Bowl

Of Purple Sauce.

Well, Yeah, But--

But What?

Uh...But Nothing.

Come On. We Still

Gotta Wash Down

The Ceiling.

Samson...

We Have Sauce.

All Right, Come On, Guys!

We Can Do This!

Mmm!

Ok, Groundhogs, Focus.

We're Still In This.

Frankie.

Hey, I Gotta Keep Up

With My Yankees.

Ok, Jordan, Come On!

Come On, Let's Go.

Don't Let Those Panthers

Intimidate You!

All Right, Jordan!

All Right! Way To Go!

He Hit It!

I Can't Believe It!

We Might Actually Win!

Oliver.

What Are You Doing?

Hey, Is That

The Gunk From Class?

Did You Make That?

Would You Guys

Chill Out?

It's My Mom's Recipe

She Got From A Magazine.

Well, Put It Away, People.

There's No Food

In The Dugout.

What's The Matter

With You?

Eddie, You're Up.

It's All Up To You,

Buddy.

Ok.

Let's Go, Eddie.

Go, Eddie.

Oliver:
Tell Your Mom

It's The Best Sauce

I've Ever Tasted.

All Right, Eddie, Let's Go!

All Right!

Let's Go, Eddie!

No Problem.

[Shouting]

We Win!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Mom:
Congratulations,

Groundhogs.

I Think This Might Be

The Start Of Something Big.

All:
Yeah.

Hannah, You Were

Fantastic Today.

You're Really

One Of The Guys.

If We Keep Working,

There Is No Reason We

Can't Beat The Eagles.

Man, Would I Love

To Beat That Coach.

For All His Tough Talk,

You Know What He Does

For A Living?

He's A Nurse.

[Chuckles]

You're Gonna Spit

Your Gum Out, Right?

Bridget:
But You Can't

Just Test It Once.

You've Got To

Double-Check It.

Actually,

Triple-Check It.

Mrs. Hadley:

I Know, Dear.

This Isn't My First

Time At The Rodeo.

What Does That Have

To Do With Anything?

Is That Your Big

Cook-Off Recipe?

Aren't You

Finished Yet?

So Not Your Business.

She Finished Yesterday,

But We're Just Making

Sure Everything

Is Absolutely Perfect.

Oh, I Sifted

The Flour Twice.

Make Sure You

Take That Into Account.

Oh, I Assume

That Would Be Here.

The Part That You

Underlined...

In Bold, And Put

Arrows Around.

I, Uh,

I Don't Understand.

You Wouldn't.

Cooking Is A Science,

And All

Of The Measurements

Have To Be Precise,

Down To The Last

Quarter-Teaspoon.

That's The Little One.

If They're Not,

You're Immediately

Disqualified.

Oh, Well, Uh,

Well, Good Luck

With That.

Whatever.

Ok. Only An Hour

Before Anyone Gets Home.

All Right. Don't Panic.

Just Start With

2 Cups Of Sugar

And Work Your Way

Back From There.

No! We're Out Of Sugar.

Now What?

Mom!

I Can Explain.

There's This Contest,

You Know,

Like On The Back

Of Cereal Boxes.

Like The Million Dollar

Cook-Off.

The Entry Form

Is Next To You.

It's Not What

You're Thinking.

It's Not Some Stupid

Girl Thing--

I Mean,

It Is Mainly Girls,

But Guys Can Enter,

Too.

And It Comes

With This Cash Prize,

And This Scholarship

To This Amazing School.

And I Don't Know

If You've Ever Seen

The Food Channel,

But, Like,

Every Other Person

On There Is A Guy,

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