Einstein's God Model Page #4

- Well, pastor Dave, it's, uh,

it's very beautiful over there.

- Amen.

Amen.

Okay, let's get started.

We have our first

caller already.

It's a Judith Lamulfa

from Colorado Springs.

Are you there Judith?

- Hi, pastor Dave, how are you?

- I'm great, thanks to Jesus.

- Hi Craig.

- Hi, Judith, how can

we help you tonight?

- Well, my husband

passed away six months ago.

- I'm so sorry, Judith.

- Thank you, Craig.

It was an accident.

- Oh, that's okay,

Judith, take your time.

- We never got

to say our goodbyes.

That bastard drunk driver.

- Okay, Judith, I can

tell that this is a very

emotional issue for you.

If you can, I'd like

you to try to let go

of your anger for right

now and think about

how much you miss and

love your husband.

What was his name?

- Gordon.

He had black hair and

these big ole ears.

- That's enough.

I don't want you

to tell me anymore.

All I need is his name.

Hello, Gordon.

- Hello.

- Judith, what is it

you'd like to say?

Judith

is calling out to you.

- Gordon, I miss you so much.

- Judith.

I didn't mean to do this.

I tried to tell them.

- He didn't mean to leave,

he tried to tell them.

- I'm sorry but

don't you hand me that crap.

Maybe, if you wouldn't

have been driving

with your buddy, Jack Daniels,

I'd still have a husband.

- Oh, Judith.

I know you're just mad

'cause you love me.

I love you, too.

- I love you, too.

He's holding something out.

It's something for you.

- Tell him he can keep it.

Right up his ass.

- Soon Judith.

We will again soon.

- It's a seashell.

He says soon, you

will again soon.

- He picked

that up off the beach

for me on our first date.

We met in Santa Barbara.

I buried that shell with him.

Oh.

Gordon.

- He's leaving us.

- Gordon.

- - Goodbye.

Please.

Please don't go.

- Thank you, Craig.

Praise the lord.

Thank you so much,

Judith, for calling.

- God bless you both.

- Thank you, Judith.

- Alright, folks, we're going

to take a little break

while our sponsor

tells you how to keep

your financial future

safe with gold coins.

- Shows over, I don't

do private sessions.

- I'm not here for a session.

- Then take your

piss and get out.

- I'm here to ask for your help

with a research study

I'm involved in.

- Look, I have a car

waiting for me, okay.

I need to.

- Look, my name

is Brayden Taylor.

We're continuing Dr.

Meiselhoff's work and.

- Meiselhoff?

- Yes.

- You tell that rat bastard

that I won't see him again

until he's dead and

rotting in hell.

- Carl Meiselhoff is dead.

He killed himself

three months ago.

We have the

equipment, all of it.

- What do you mean, we?

- Myself and Luis Mastenbrook.

- Mastenbrook.

So, why are you so interested

in Meiselhoff's work?

You got a sudden urge

to sh*t your pants

and turn your

eyeballs inside out?

- Well, I guess you

could say my story's

a lot like that

woman you spoke with

except, I don't

believe in psychics.

- What do you know about Luis?

- Not much.

He sorta showed up and

offered his services.

- You let a total

stranger into your house?

- He seems smart.

But, a little short

on social skills.

I know he's a physicist.

- He's not just a physicist.

He's the physicist.

Guy can't leave the country

without a special passport

in case he's kidnapped

and tortured.

He was at the top of his game

until he dropped off

the face of the earth.

- What happened?

- Nobody knows.

But, apparently, you found him.

Come to think of it.

Sounds more like he found you.

- Yeah.

You know, I'm starting to get

a little creeped out by that.

Luis, this is Craig Leeham.

- It's been a long time, Greg.

- Craig.

- It's good to see you again.

- Well, I wish I could

say the same, Luis.

- It appears I've put

you in an uncomfortable

position, Brayden.

I'm partly responsible for Mr.

Leeham's current condition.

- I was a grad student

and Luis offered

to help me with my

thesis if I participated

in a little research

with Dr. Carl Meiselhoff.

- It appears you've

gained other gifts.

- Well, then what do you

say we poke out your eyes

and see what gifts you inherit.

- I understand your bitterness.

Apparently, you've

chosen to accept

my invitation in spite of that.

- He makes a good point, Craig.

- Where is this thing?

- Would you like to see it?

You'd be happy to

know, Greg, that I've

added some new

components that greatly

improve its accuracy.

- Yeah.

Well, you could add

all the technology

you want to this

thing, Luis, it's still

just an electric ouija board.

- No, there's

nothing supernatural.

It follows the laws of nature.

Rules that we almost

completely understand.

- For fools rush in where

angels fear to tread.

- Excuse me?

- You'll never understand

all the rules, Luis.

The god model won't allow it.

- What's he talking about, Luis?

- I understand more

than you think.

- No, no, you think you

understand more than you think.

I need to grow a

tail, where's the can?

- Come on, I'll show you.

- Can you believe that guy?

- He's blind, dude.

- Brayden, I know

what I'm doing.

- I haven't seen

you do anything yet.

Luis, what is the god model?

- It's irrelevant.

- Not according to Craig.

- Albert Einstein came up

with it about 60 years ago.

He was giving a

lecture at Princeton.

One of his students asked,

do you believe in god.

Einstein drew a

square on the board.

The square represents

all the knowledge

of how the universe works.

He then drew another

square inside it like this.

This square represents

everything we've learned so far.

Einstein divided the inner

square into four sections.

Now, everything on

the left side consists

of things that move slower

than half the speed of light

and everything on

the right side,

faster than half

the speed of light.

The top half contains

everything larger than an atom.

You, me, planets,

galaxies, et cetera.

The bottom half,

obviously, contains things

smaller than an atom.

Protons, neutrons, electrons.

- Strings.

- - Exactly.

Einstein then explained

that each of these boxes

represented a different

area of physics.

Classical.

Relativity.

Quantum.

And, relativity quantum.

Each time we make

a new discovery,

we push this inner

box a little closer

to the edge of the outer box.

For example, m-theory, if

correct, would put us here.

- How long until the

box is filled in?

- Oddly enough,

one of his students

asked that question as well.

Einstein answered never.

- Why not?

- Because then we'd

know everything.

Because then we'd be god.

- So, then where does

our little experiment

fit into this diagram?

- That's why the god

model's irrelevant.

- You need to know.

Luis plans to subject

you to that device again.

How do you feel about that?

- I've already lost my eyes

and control of my bowels.

So, what else do I have to lose?

- Your life.

- Life is never lost, Brayden.

It's relocated.

That's why I'm here.

- You're looking to relocate?

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