Ferris Bueller's Day Off Page #11
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1986
- 103 min
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CAMERON:
What is this sh*t?
FERRIS:
You got me. I don't speak French.
He puts his napkin in his lap and smells his plate.
FERRIS:
I think it's a land-based beefoid
creature.
He takes a bite. He savors the taste.
FERRIS:
Splendid.
CAMERON:
Really?
FERRIS:
Superb.
Cameron and Sloane try theirs. They chew tentatively.
FERRIS:
Good?
Sloane and Cameron shrug. It's not bad. A WAITER passes.
Ferris stops him.
FERRIS:
Yo, Clouseau!
The waiter stops and looks at Ferris indignantly.
FERRIS:
I have a growth on my brain that
causes memory lapses. Could you
tell me what we ordered here?
The waiter glances at the plates.
WAITER:
Sweetbreads.
FERRIS:
Uh, huh. And what might that be?
WAITER:
Pancreas.
FERRIS:
As in the gland that has important
functions in digestion and metabolism?
They stop chewing. They're holding their sweetbreads in their
mouths.
CU. FERRIS
He continues his questioning.
FERRIS:
...That secretes a thick, colorless fluid
containing digestive enzymes? The home
of the world famous isles of Langerhans?
CU. WAITER
He nods broadly, knowing that he's spoiling the kids' meal.
They look at each other.
CU. FERRIS
He pats his mouth with his napkin. He looks to Cameron and
Sloane. He raises a finger, holds it a beat and gives a cue.
CU. WAITER
He turns away as Sloane and Cameron spit out their food.
CU. FERRIS
He watches Sloane and Cameron then glances at the waiter.
FERRIS:
Check, please!
125 EXT. RESTAURANT125
Tom and his two GUESTS are standing at the curb, talking. A
cab is waiting. The door's open. In the B.G. Ferris, Sloane
and Cameron come out of the restaurant. They approach the
cab. Tom's back it to Ferris. Ferris stops cold.
FERRIS, SLOANE, CAMERON
They turns on cue at Tom, now in the B.G., turns toward the
restaurant.
FERRIS:
40,000 restaurants in the downtown
area and I pick the one my father
goes to.
CAMERON:
We're gonna get nabbed, for sure.
FERRIS:
No way, Cameron. Only the meek
get nabbed. The bold survive.
Let's go.
He turns to the cab. Sloane and Cameron turn slowly.
EXT. STREET. CAB
Tom and his party are still jawing at curbside. Ferris,
Sloane and Cameron slowly approach the cab. Behind the backs
of the men, Ferris scoots Sloane into the cab. Cameron
dashes in. The Ferris hops the cab.
INT. CAB
Ferris slams the door.
CU. CAB DOOR HANDLE
A man's hand reaches for the handle as the cab pulls away.
EXT. RESTAURANT
Tom and his guests watch in bewilderment at their cab takes
126 EXT. MUSEUM OR SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY126
127 INT. MUSEUM. OVERHEAD SHOT 127
The main gallery is crowded with school kids.
INT. MUSEUM. FLOOR
A class of kids walking along holding hands. Among the
second graders are Ferris, Sloane and Cameron, holding hands
looking like giant grade schoolers.
INT. MUSEUM. DISPLAY CASE
Baby chicks are hatching in a huge, round incubator. Sloane,
Ferris and Cameron are intently watching the process.
INT. MUSEUM. COAL MINE
Sloane, Ferris and Cameron ride in the coal train in the
coal mine replica. Ferris and Sloane are making out.
INT. MUSEUM. INDUSTRIAL DISPLAY
Sloane operates a metal press to produce a tin ashtray.
INT. MUSEUM. HEART REPLICA
A giant, walk-thru replica of a human heart. Ferris staggers
out of it, clutching his heart, feigning a massive heart
attack.
INT. GERMAN U-BOAT
Ferris is examining the controls of the captured U-Boat. He
checks to see if he's being watched then he presses a button
and pulls a lever.
CU. PROPELLER
For the first time in forty years, the screw turns.
The famous stages of life display which features bottled
fetuses. The ninth month. A tiny human being in a jar.
CU. SLOANE, FERRIS, CAMERON
Sloane wants to cry. Cameron's stomach is in his throat.
Ferris is lost in thought. The MUSIC ENDS.
SLOANE:
(remorsefully)
I wonder if he has a name?
FERRIS:
(blank)
Ninth Month.
128 EXT. CHICAGO RIVER. LONG, HIGH SHOT 128
From the Merchandise Mart, looking down the fetid, green
swath of water. A boat is rolling up the man-made canyon.
CAMERON (VO)
Are you guys worried about nuclear war?
FERRIS (VO)
Cameron, it's a beautiful day, we've
won our freedom, we're traveling down
one of American's most scenic polluted
waterways and you have to bring up
nuclear war?
SLOANE (VO)
It is kind of raggy subject, Cam.
CAMERON (VO)
Regardless. It's with us every day.
The possiblity of global destruction.
SLOANE (VO)
Don't you think it's an issue because
people need something to worry about?
They have to like, have some major
problem that puts all their little
bullshit into some kind of persepective?
CAMERON (VO)
Maybe.
FERRIS:
They used to have Viet Nam. They
used to have the oil crisis stuff
and Iran. That's over and people
have to have their big issue. It's
not like somebody came up with the
nuclear holocaust yesterday at
noon, you know.
SLOANE (VO)
To answer your question...No, I'm not
worried about it at all.
FERRIS (VO)
We don't know when the bombs going
off. We do know, however, that college
starts in the fall.
CAMERON (VO)
(dramatic, deadly serious)
Do you know what a nuclear winter is?
Long beat.
SLOANE (VO)
Yeah. Everybody's dead, it's real
cold and the skiing's for sh*t.
The boat makes the turn in the river and CLEARS FRAME.
EXT. BOAT DOCK
The three are sitting on the aft deck of the tour boat.
Their feet are up on the railing. Very casual, very relaxed.
Discussing the end of the world.
SLOANE:
My step-father's always going off about
how when he was young he was committed to
all these causes.
FERRIS:
He's full of sh*t. All the old hippies
are full of sh*t.
SLOANE:
He says I don't care about things like
he did.
FERRIS:
What's he care about now?
SLOANE:
Baldness, fatty meats and money.
FERRIS:
I rest my case.
CAMERON:
What's spooky is they still control
everything. They took over when they
were young and they never gave it up.
FERRIS:
One of the most frightening experiences
of my young life has been observing
my parents and our neighbors playing
the Baby Boom Edition of Trivial Pursuits.
It's chilling to see people crazed with
CAMERON:
It's human nature to like what you had
better than what you have.
SLOANE:
Agreed.
A loud speaker on the boat identifies a point of interest.
LOUDSPEAKER:
TO YOUR LEFT IT THE WORLD'S TALLEST
BUILDING...
The three look to the left.
LOUDSPEAKER, FERRIS,
SLOANE, CAMERON
The Sears Tower.
CAMERON:
You know, this is all very interesting
but I'm starving.
FERRIS:
An hour ago you wanted to yack.
CAMERON:
I feel better now.
FERRIS:
Lean over and grab a fish.
Cameron looks over the side of the boat. An obtuse thought
flashes through Sloane's brain.
SLOANE:
What comes after a nuclear winter?
FERRIS:
Nuclear spring.
129 EXT. SCHOOL 129
Meanwhile...
130 INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE THE DEAN'S OFFICE 130
Jeanie is having a small moral debate with herself.
JEANIE:
It's reprehensible to squeal on
your own flesh and blood...but it's
for his own good. His cavalier
attitude will get him into trouble
later in life...and it'll continue
to piss me off and I'll get so
wadded-up that it'll cause cervex cancer
and he'll ruin my life. Screw him.
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