Ferris Bueller's Day Off Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1986
- 103 min
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JOYCE:
house with a black living room.
Not even those jerks from Vermont.
Let's be realistic.
AGENT 1
Mrs. Volbeck's dead set against
putting any money into the house.
Joyce's phone intercom buzzes. She take the call.
JOYCE:
Joyce Bueller.
Her eyes open wide with alarm.
JOYCE:
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I
completely forgot to call.
48 EXT. HIGH SCHOOL48
A modern, suburban high school.
MAN'S VOICE
Are you aware that your son is not
in school today?
49 INT. SCHOOL. HALLWAY 49
It's a passing period. The hall is clogged with students.
JOYCE'S VOICE
Yes, I am. Ferris is home sick. I
had a meeting first thing this
morning. I should have called. It
completely slipped my mind.
50 INT. SCHOOL. DEAN'S OUTER OFFICE 50
A SECRETARY is at work at her desk. We hear the dean inside
the office.
DEAN'S VOICE
Are you also aware that Ferris does not
have what we consider an exemplary
attendance record?
51 INT. DEAN'S OFFICE. CU. DESK SIGN 51
It reads, EDWARD R. ROONEY. DEAD OF STUDENTS. The dean's
feet are up on the desk, behind the sign. Moderately priced
dress shoes.
JOYCE'S VOICE
I don't understand.
DEAN'S VOICE
I just had his file up.
INT. OFFICE. CU. DEAN
ED ROONEY is sitting behind his desk. He's tough, clean and
straight as an I-beam. Short, neatly combed hair, suit and
tie. He's toying with a pencil. He's confident to the point
of arrogance.
ROONEY:
I just has his file up, Mrs. Bueller.
Behind him is a computer terminal. He removes his feet from
the desk and turns in his swivel chair.
ROONEY:
If Ferris thinks he coast this last
month and still graduate, he's sorely
mistaken.
JOYCE'S VOICE
This is all news to me.
CU. COMPUTER MONITOR
The monitor on Rooney's desk displays Ferris' records.
ROONEY'S VOICE
So far this semester alone, he's been
absent nine times. Including today.
JOYCE'S VOICE
Nine times?
Under DAYS MISSED we see a number 9 suddenly change to a
number 2.
INT. OFFICE
Rooney turns to the monitor. He reads off the screen.
ROONEY:
I have it right here in front of me. He's
missed...
He looks closer at the screen.
52 INT. FERRIS' ROOM 52
Ferris is at his Macintosh computer. He has his record up
on the screen.
FERRIS:
I wanted a car. I got a computer. How's
that for being born under a bad sign?
53 INT. JOYCE'S OFFICE 53
She's still on the phone with Rooney.
JOYCE:
I can give you every assurance that
Ferris is home and that he is, in
fact, very ill. I debated whether
or not I should even leave him.
I can appreciate that at this time
of year children are prone to taking
the day off, but in Ferris' case,
he's truly a very sick boy.
54 INT. FERRIS' BEDROOM 54
MUSIC BLASTS. SOLO GUITAR.
CU. SPEAKER
The grille cloth is throbbing.
CU. LED METERS
The meters on the amplifier are totally in the danger zone.
CU. TV MONITOR
We see Ferris in his room with a guitar around his neck.
He's playing.
CU. VIDEO CAMERA
A home video camera is capturing Ferris on tape.
55 INT. CAMERON'S ROOM 55
He's sitting on the edge of the bed buttoning his shirt. He
sighs deeply and fall back on the bed.
56 INT. SCHOOL. HALLWAY 56
Jeanie is at her locker during a passing period. A
GIRLFRIEND comes up to her.
GIRL:
I'm really sorry about your brother.
JEANIE:
What're you sorry for? I have to live
with the trouser snake.
GIRL:
No, I mean I heard he's really sick.
JEANIE:
Who said he's sick.
GIRL:
A whole bunch of people. They said
he's like on the verge of death.
Jeanie stares incredulously at the girl.
GIRL:
This guy in my biology class said
that if Ferris dies he's giving
his eyes to Stevie Wonder? He's
really sweet isn't he?
She smiles and exits. Jeanie c*cks her head in bewilderment.
57 INT. FERRIS' ROOM 57
He's in bed on the phone.
FERRIS:
Disease Control. I don't know,
man, I'm bricking heavily.
(point to the
phone)
Freshman.
(to the phone)
Did you see Alien? When the guy
had the creature in his stomach?
It feels like that.
58 INT. SCHOOL. HALLWAY 58
A FRESHMAN BOY is on the pay phone. A couple of his BUDDIES
are standing at his side waiting anxiously for news.
BOY:
Goddamn! Are you kidding?
SECOND BOY:
What?
BOY:
Did you see Alien?
SECOND BOY:
No.
BOY:
You never rented the video cassette?
Second boy shakes his head, no.
BOY:
Oh. He's really wasted.
THIRD BOY:
(to the Second Boy)
Who's he talking to?
SECOND BOY:
Ferris Bueller. You know him?
THIRD BOY:
(excited)
Yeah. He's getting me out of summer
school.
BOY:
Anyway, I appreciate you letting us
know how you're doing. We gotta split.
(pause)
Huh?...Yeah, sure. Hold on.
SECOND BOY:
(to Third Boy)
Sh*t. I hope he doesn't die.
The boy snatches a passing GIRL.
BOY:
Did you see Alien?
GIRL:
Yeah, why?
He hands her the phone.
GIRL:
Hello?
(pause)
Who?
(pause)
Hi, Ferris. How's your bod?
(jaw drops)
Oh, my God! You're dying?
Is it serious?
(pause)
Shiit! Are you upset?
59 INT. DEAN'S OFFICE 59
Rooney's comparing his computer monitor to hard copy. His
SECRETARY is standing over his shoulder.
ROONEY:
I don't trust this kid any further
than I can throw him!
SECRETARY:
With your bad knee, you better
not throw anybody, Ed.
Rooney stares at her for a long beat.
ROONEY:
What's so dangerous about a character
like Ferris Bueller is that he gives
the good kids bad ideas. The last thing
I need at this point in my career is
fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples
SECRETARY:
He's very popular, Ed. Sportos, motorheads,
geeks, sluts, pinheads, dweebies, wonkers,
richies, they all adore him.
ROONEY:
That's exactly why I have to catch him
this time. To show these kids that the
example he sets is a first class ticket
to nowhere.
SECRETARY:
(impressed)
Ooo. You sounded like Dirty Harry just
now.
Rooney looks up at her with a proud smile.
ROONEY:
Really?
He unconsciously does an Eastwood squint.
60 EXT. FERRIS' HOUSE 60
It's a glorious late spring day. A florist's truck drives
past the house.
61 INT. FERRIS' ROOM 61
He's on the telephone. As he speaks he does a little
MacPainting on his MacIntosh. A Modigliani nude.
FERRIS:
Cameron, if you're not over here
in fifteen minutes, you can find
a new best friend. I'm serious, man.
This is bullshit, making me wait
around the house for you.
62 INT. CAMERON'S BEDROOM 62
Cameron's back in bed.
CAMERON:
I'm sick. I feel like sh*t. Why can't
you leave me alone?
FERRIS' VOICE
You're not up for some good times?
It's a beautiful day. It's almost
summer. If this was Hawaii, we'd be
surfing.
63 INT. FERRIS' ROOM 63
He's growing weary of Cameron's wimpishness.
FERRIS:
You want to stay home and try
to have the shits? Try to barf?
Try to feel worse?
CAMERON'S VOICE
I don't have to try.
FERRIS:
Be a man. Take some Pepto Bismol
and get dressed. You're boring me
with this stuff.
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