Frat Pack Page #10

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I really am. You've...

You've found a...

a wonderful man in Michaelson.

And Sean... Joey...

If I'm honest, I really didn't

want to come and meet you.

Because I... I didn't really

understand how important family was.

He's talking about me.

I'm his little brother.

But after

what we've been through...

I realize it's the most

important thing in the world.

And Skylar, uh...

Hit it!

[band plays musical sting]

No, just play something...

Right, thank you.

[band:
slow jazz]

[off-key] I don't want to

just Be friends with you

I'd really like to be

Your boyfriend too

I think about you

Every minute, every day

Stop.

It's been that way

Since we met on the...

'Cause it was last week...

On Wednesday

It's only through marriage. We're

not blood-related, you know.

I know it looked like We were having

a drug-induced Bisexual threesome

You don't have to sing it.

- I don't have to sing, you're right.

- [band stops]

I... I realized that

just after I'd started,

and then I just carried on, 'cause,

you know, "When in Bismarck..."

[scattered chuckles]

What I'm trying to say is...

I think you're the most

incredible girl I've ever met.

If you would just give me

one more chance to "man up,"

as they say,

and prove just how much

I like you...

- [all] Aww.

- [Michaelson] Yeah.

A little awkward.

Feels... It feels awkward.

[pop song playing]

- [all cheering]

- [woman] Go, girl!

- Pull it out.

- [woman] Keep going.

[people singing pop]

Boy, your plan worked.

Well, I knew the right girl was

out there for him somewhere.

- We just had to go and get her.

- Yes.

Kiss.

Right here. Yeah.

F*** off.

Oh!

- No.

- [clears throat]

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

There you go.

That will never happen again.

In public.

[grunting]

Ew.

Well, that was ridiculous.

...ly good.

[chuckles]

That's a cool move!

[indistinct]

So, your mom said

you might be staying.

Well, you see, there's kind

of this girl I'm into.

Oh, yeah?

So, not so worried

about the future then?

Mmm.

Kind of enjoying the moment.

That's right. Hey, El!

Want you to meet my new neighbor.

He came by to say congrats.

Came by to say, "What's up!"

You!

You nasty freak motherf***er!

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

- I am not a pedophile.

- What?

- [hip-hop song playing]

- [man rapping]

[man] Mark.

[sniffs]

Ugh. Did you just...

[laughs] Sorry.

[laughing]

[all laughing]

Ugh. Did you just queef?

[laughs, indistinct]

[crew laughing]

- Ew. What's on your finger?

- It's from that.

Ew. Ugh.

Meet us somewhere tomorrow

at noon.

I'm sorry.

I'm actually

slightly allergic.

- Holy sh*t! I am sorry!

- No.

- I'm so sorry!

- No. It's okay.

- Oh, come here. [yelps] Come here.

- [cat hisses]

[both laughing]

Damn thing.

Oh, f***.

I'm scared as sh*t of cats.

I'm not touching

that thing again.

Scene 17, take one, alpha.

Bravo.

Oh, yeah? Why don't you

account for my balls?

[laughing]

Stupid.

You hear that?

[laughing]

[man on walkie-talkie] Key alpha, take one.

So, put an A beside the 20...

- Side down?

- So, we're doing this thing again?

- Twenty.

- Alpha, take one.

- Correct.

- And slates, tail slates.

- Side down.

- Side down.

Do you get it?

I'm sorry.

- I held...

- Are you f***ing laughing?

- I held it...

- You f***ing b*tch.

I held it

most of the time.

You guys have

never done it before.

If you have...

it just comes flushing out.

[Shu groans]

- I'm a squirter.

- [Shu] Ew!

I'm... Sorry.

[man] That's really...

Great.

[crew laughing, applauding]

I'm sorry.

I couldn't help it.

- Drive, drive, drive!

- No, no. I'm so high.

I'm high as f***, please.

- Go!

- [crew laughing]

[imitating electric bass]

- [laughing]

- Oh. Oh.

- Then we go.

- [man] Cut.

Hand on ass.

[man] Cutting!

You nasty motherf***er!

[man laughing]

Your heart feel like it explode.

Why am I doing Italian?

I don't know.

[crew laughing]

Rolling.

Did we get the first part?

- [man] The smells don't change.

- Oh, sh*t!

[song continues]

Oh, look at you.

You big poo.

- [laughing]

- [all laughing]

Sorry.

[song ends]

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