Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter

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I don't want to scare anyone,

but I'm going to give it

to you straight about Jason.

His body was never recovered

from the lake after he drowned.

The old-timers

say he's still out there.

- Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed.

- It's got a death curse.

Some folks claim they've even

seen him, right in this area.

who is that?

Oh, hi! what are you doing

out in this mist?

The girl who survived that night at

Camp Blood that Friday the 13th...

...she claims she saw him.

The boy... is he dead, too?

we didn't find any boy.

Then he's still there.

She disappeared two months later.

Legend has it that Jason

saw his mother beheaded that night.

And he took his revenge.

No!

A revenge he'll continue to seek if

anyone enters his wilderness again.

Jason was my son.

And today is his birthday.

That's a good boy.

- Good.

- Good Jason.

Jason's out there.

No!

You can't be alive!

Got another coming in, Larry.

Get your ass there.

where are they?

where do you need it?

we've got ten in the barn.

what's wrong with 'em?

He's dead. Yeah, they're all dead.

You can pull it up over there.

All dead. Some emergency.

Put her over there.

This is the guy that's been leaving

the wet stuff?

This time

he got seven kids and three bikers.

This time they got him.

Lainie?

Belt him.

what's the matter with you?

He's dead.

OK, boys and girls, let's get going!

God!

Dr. Wilby to OR2,

Here, sign it.

- This your last?

- No, got one more over there.

- Real cute girl.

- was.

She still is. All you gotta do

is go over there...

Nice talk. Real nice talk.

I get the top copy.

Take care, Axel.

- I'm free, doll.

- A bargain at twice the price.

- what's the matter?

- I have a headache, Axel.

- For you, I always have a headache.

- Oh, I can fix that.

Meet me in the cold room.

I'm closing up for the night.

what do you say? OK?

Axel, I am not going to fake

any more orgasms for you.

You got the curse?

If I do... you're it.

Axel?

Oh, Axel.

Axel?

God! Axel!

I'm so glad you could come.

You are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!

I just came to watch the news.

Another chapter in a story

most Crystal Lake residents

had prayed was over.

A trail of mangled bodies

has led authorities to conclude...

I really came to watch the news.

We're still awaiting positive

identification of the body.

But, yes, the man responsible

for the murders in Wessex County

this past week

is in the Wessex County

Medical Center morgue.

Yeah!

That's you

they're talking about, pal.

I don't believe you, Axel.

Then... shut... my... mouth.

Jesus Christmas!

Holy Jesus! Goddamn!

Holy Jesus jumping Christmas sh*t!

You wanna get that sucker

in the icebox!

I must be nuts! I really...

- Good night.

- where are you going?

I'll tell you where I'm going,

I'm going crazy!

Sh*t!

Hi, girls. Thanks for waiting.

Oh, no!

Sh*t!

Get lost, Axel, I'm busy.

I've had enough of you for one night.

Read my lips. Leave me alone!

No!

- I talked to Dad.

- How is he?

He said he was lonely.

Asked me to come out and see him.

Did he tell you to take a number?

No, but he asked about you.

Did he? Actually, you really should

get out there and see him.

Yeah, I know.

I bet he could stand a visit.

- what do you think?

- I think you're getting horny.

Tommy, turn that down!

Mom, I got 98,000.

How many robots is that?

why don't you kill a few more

up in your room?

I can't.

I need a bypass patch cord.

Maybe you can get one in town.

Trish'll drive you.

Honey, get a haircut.

Ma.

- That's a nice mask.

- Do I have to get a haircut?

You're getting terrific

at making those.

Thanks. I just customized it.

- where's Gordon?

- He went out.

Someone left the front door open.

we're in the country.

what happens if a psycho wanders in?

He'd probably challenge him

to a game of Zaxxon.

- Hear any more about next door?

- It's been rented by some kids.

- Great.

- How many?

- Six.

- It'll be nice to have some company.

Country Boy. Country boy.

Sitting in the grass.

Along came a prarie dog

and crawled right up his ask me no more questions.

You broke up with BJ Betty?

So to speak. would you lighten up

on her? She's alright.

Yeah, I'll say she's alright.

You should have treated her right.

I mean,

that girl wanted to be treated right.

I did. I treated her right.

I treated her right, that's what's

driving me so crazy.

First, she would take my calls,

but she would have something to do.

Then she wouldn't take my calls.

Can you figure that?

what the f*** happened?

Let me put it in the old computer.

- No, I'm serious about this.

- The computer don't lie.

Now, let's see.

what?

It says...

It says you're a dead f***.

what? A dead f***?

A lousy lay. You know?

- A dead pecker.

- Don't hold back, Doc!

Give it to me straight.

I did not say it. The computer did.

- There is no computer!

- There's no Betty either.

Then, I'm a dead f***.

Like I said, the computer don't lie.

God, I'm horny!

- where are we now?

- Lost.

we are lost.

Pretty creepy.

Yeah.

Alright, I think I got it.

Go straight ahead two miles

and hang a right.

PAMELA VOORHEES:

AT RES:

CANAD AND LOVE.

- Paul, let's pick her up.

- Sammy, where are we gonna put her?

Honey, you got a sister?

F***-YOU

Mom, I thought we were having pizza.

I thought so, too, but we've got

a refrigerator full of leftovers.

You're not smiling. Not in the mood

for my tuna salad?

- well...

- I'm not either.

I'm in the mood for a...

Yes.

I feel like...

- No!

- A Jarvis hug!

- Somebody's at the door.

- No, you don't.

- No, Mom, I heard that, too.

- I'll go.

Gordon! where have you been?

Have you been sneaking around?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy, close the door.

Listen, Gordon, we'll talk later.

Alright.

- Hey Doug. Hit me with the beer.

- You got it.

- what did I tell you?

- what? You told me you were horny.

No, I've come to realize

a guy can have a good time

without having to have

girls all about.

That's a sin, you dead f***.

I really don't want you

to call me that any more.

Hi. what a handsome mutt you are.

- His name's Gordon. I'm Trish.

- Hi, Trish.

I don't know how you do it.

I don't know how you don't.

I mean,

you do it with everybody.

I do not!

I do it with Paul.

- Really?

- Come on, Sara!

You know how guys are,

they lie about that all the time.

They say that about everybody.

They don't say anything about me.

I mean, I don't have...

- A reputation?

- I didn't say that.

Look, I got my reputation

in the sixth grade.

what does Paul think?

Paul thinks I'm great in bed,

so that's where I keep him.

what are the sleeping arrangements

here, anyway?

we have the bedroom down the hall.

You and Doug can sleep next door.

Really?

Yeah. It's OK, they're bunk beds.

Don't worry about it.

I'm gonna go to bed now, Mom.

Good night.

Don't forget, 6 A.M..

Once around the lake.

- Good night.

- Sleep well.

You, too.

when we get to town,

I should call Betty.

Ted?

I think when we get to town,

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