Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen Page #3

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No, no, no...

Dad, I don't think that

we need to hear about this.

- Not.

- So far, perfect.

I'm cl...

Hey, my first mistake.

That's right, your husband is home,

so the sex can stop.

- What?

- You know what I mean.

- I was busy looking at Joey.

- Busy looking at Joey? Great.

Good call.

On my mark.

- Hi.

- Nice rack.

- He thinks I'm a slut.

- Have you looked in the mirror?

Oh, they... They...

On my mark. Tail sticks on Y.

- Matty, your line.

- Which Matty, Ben? There's two of us.

Nine years. You think he would've

figured that one out.

Like first grade when Skippy Lang would

push me on the... Playground? Fireplace?

- Somewhere.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna say something like that.

It's like in first grade...

...when Skippy Lang would always

push me on the playground.

See if he could push me over

or something. What is the line?

I'm never gonna get it.

I'm sweating, literally sweating.

Like when Skippy Lang used to push me

around on the playground all the time.

I don't want to play.

Trust me, take it from me.

Tell... Let me tell you something.

Did you tell her what we talked about?

How do you know a woman like that?

Hey, whoa, I'm not allowed

to know smart women?

- Joey.

- I met her at the library.

I went in to back one out.

L... Jesus.

All right, I guess now that I'm up,

I'm gonna go back one out.

- Okay, do it again.

- How do you know a woman like that?

Whoa, whoa, I'm not allowed

to know smart women?

Joey.

I met her at the library.

I went in to lay a little cable.

- I got a million of them.

- Yes, you do.

Here, kids, kids! Roll your way to...

- "Kids, kids!"

- That's good.

- I can't stop. "Kids, kids!"

- Shut up.

I'm sorry.

- Ready?

- Oh, everyone's ready.

- Action.

- Kids, kids!

Now, the saltshaker is off-limits...

...but the salt...

I wish I had thought this through.

- I'll do that again.

- Okay. How?

I don't know.

We know about your party, Joey.

- What party?

- The game's over. Take off your robe.

Okay. I mean...

- No!

- No, close it up!

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