Futurama: Bender's Game Page #6

Synopsis: The Planet Express crew get trapped in a fantasy world.
Director(s): Dwayne Carey-Hill
Production: 20th Century Fox Television
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.3
NOT RATED
Year:
2008
88 min
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the displeasure of meeting.

Waltazar, Larius, and the dumbest of all,

the halfwit lgnus,

bastard son of Momon

and the brainless He-demon.

Curse you, Momon, queen of all that is evil

and not very good in bed.

And I'm not just saying that

because she dumped me.

Yes, I was once her consort.

I was blinded by love,

and later, scorpion venom.

I'm blind!

But Momon has one weakness.

She put too much of her power into this.

The generalissimo of dice.

Yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal face.

Don't be foolish, Titanius.

If you had paid attention

in freshman alchemy,

instead of frequenting the bawdyhouse,

you'd know

there's only one way to destroy it.

In the boiling plastic

from which it was molded.

Like that machine

that makes wax lions at the zoo.

Quiet, you.

We must infiltrate the Geysers of Gygax,

the impenetrable stronghold of Momon.

Impossible. Impossible, I say.

No, Titanius.

For we maintain one advantage,

the element of surprise.

(LAUGHING)

(SNAKES LAUGHING)

Verily, our quest has begun.

Stop right there.

(ALL GASPING)

Hermes?

-He's a centaur like me.

-You wish.

I am Hermaphrodite,

most beautiful of centaurs.

Gaze upon me and weep at my loveliness.

Very well.

Loveliest of centaurs,

we seek to end Momon's reign of evil.

Have you stout fighters at your command?

One thousand archers of truest aim.

Fire.

Hey guys, I forgot I had this pumpkin.

I knew it. My people are mighty warriors.

Our enemies will be like Swiss cheese

with blood coming out of the holes.

(ALL BLEATING)

-We centaurs are creatures of peace.

-Oh, Lord.

Violence is never justified.

We shall not join your quest.

And furthermore,

if mayhem be your intent,

you may not cross our lands.

-Or what?

-Or...

Uh... Mmm?

You may pass.

We're not there, we're here.

-No, this way.

-I mean, here.

Thank you, kindly, Treedledum.

Okey-doke. Anything else I can do?

You know who I'm gonna miss?

That tree guy.

Bad news, fancy men.

Momon's guards stand watch at the pass.

'Tis as if she somehow anticipated us.

And so our quest comes to an end.

I only regret not giving up sooner.

Fret not, Titanius.

For we still have one hope,

the Cave of Hopelessness.

Let me know how that turns out.

Halt. Are you on the list?

I'm not seeing you on the list.

-I'll split this doofus in half.

-Wait. I got it.

Yeah. My cousin's in the band.

The band of merry men.

Please, we were already in there.

I just need to go back for my coat.

(GASPS)

I am Gynecaladriel,

queen of the water nymphos.

All right. I'll split this doofus in half.

Stand aside, and I will use my powers

to overwhelm the guard.

(BENDER HUMMING)

(OGRE SNORING)

-Behold, the deed is done.

-Ho!

Mr. Wizard, why is this place

called the Cave of Hopelessness?

Oh, fear not, lad.

'Tis named for its discoverer,

Reginald Hopelessness...

Whew!

The first man to be eaten alive

by the Tunneling Horror.

What's that? The Tunneling Horror?

No, it's morks.

-Mork. Hey, listen.

-Nanu, nanu. Shazbot.

-Oh, God, no. They're so aggravating.

-Oh, fantastic.

Nanu, nan...

Reality, what a concept.

(MORK EXCLAIMING)

MORK:
Fantastic.

(MORKS CHATTERING)

Mindy, Mindy, Mindy.

-Shut up! Shut up!

-Oh, fantastic.

Oh, fantastic. Oh, wonderful.

Maybe it'll go away

if we just don't laugh at it.

It doesn't.

MORK:
Nanu, nan...

Shazbot.

Well, at least we didn't have to face

the tunneling whatchimacallit.

FRY:
Uh-oh.

Enough already with the banging

and the swashbuckling.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy killing you.

Watch where you're shooting that thing.

Again?

What, am I talking to myself over here?

Mutilate!

Okay. Now, I'm getting a little mad even.

I'll kill you and eat your heart,

you abomination.

Don't make me laugh.

The very idea that removing only

one of my two hearts could...

Hey, what are you doing down there?

Now, I'm dead.

Leela, it's over. You killed him enough.

I'm not taking any chances

with the Tunneling Horror.

What? I'm not the Tunneling Horror.

I hate that guy.

Always with the tunneling.

Anyway, I'm dead.

So, you're just an innocent monster.

Oh, God. What have I done?

(RUMBLING)

Oh! There he goes again.

(MONSTER GROWLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

The Tunneling Horror!

(RETCHING)

Grayfarn, what do we do?

Do about what?

Why aren't you killing it, Leela?

You love killing.

No, no more killing.

Oh! So, suddenly, Miss Goody Four-shoes

over here doesn't kill anymore.

She killed me not five minutes ago.

-What am l? Chopped liver?

-Shut up.

-Stop chopping my liver.

-You're on your own.

(SOBBING)

I refuse to hurt another living thing.

(EXCLAIMS)

(LEELA CRYING)

(BENDER SHOUTING)

All right.

I may be weak and I may be small,

but I don't see

how I can possibly destroy that monster.

Guess I'll just

huck whatever's in my pockets at him.

At least I can say I tried.

BENDER:
Any time now.

The die of power.

I forgot to remember to roll it.

(ALL GASPING)

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Three.

"Grow"? I don't see anything growing.

Everything is getting smaller.

Ow.

Wait a second. I'm big!

In your face, everyone from middle school.

Especially, Jeremy.

(SCREECHING)

Wow, that was intense.

-You guys got to try the die of power.

-I'll take a hit.

Hands off the dodecalicious.

(SNARLING)

Beware, Frydo. Don't be seduced.

Hang on a second.

Resist the allure of the die.

For to defeat Momon,

we must melt it in the super bombastic,

bubbling plastic from whence it came.

For to defeat Momon,

we must melt it in the super bombastic,

bubbling plastic from whence it came.

I send you to kill them

and they're not even maimed?

That's what I get

for sending boys to do a mom's job.

-Sorry, Mom.

-Sorry doesn't put heads on my table.

Peaches.

You're up.

I like this part but I don't like...

(BOTH SNORTING)

You are an able opponent, Hermaphrodite.

But hear me well

when I posit that we must

abhor violence in all its forms.

(ALL CHEERING)

I offer a dissenting opinion.

ALL:
Huh?

For abhorring violence

is itself an act of violence

and, therefore, to be abhorred.

(ALL CHEERING)

All bow before mighty Hermaphrodite.

-Don't hurt me.

-I'm not here to hurt you.

Or anything ever again.

Please, teach me

the centaurs' ways of wimpiness.

What do you offer in return?

(CHEWY CHEWYPLAYING)

MAN:
(SINGING) Chewy, Chewy, Chewy,

Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy.

Baby, always got a mouthful

of such sweet things to say.

Oh-ie little Chewy

Don 't know what you 're doing to me.

But you 're doing to me what I want you to.

Y es! We made it out

of that godforsaken cave.

Now, what's the fastest way home?

Back through the cave?

Ow! Ow!

FARNSWORTH:

We're close now, my friends.

So close, I can practically feel

the heat of the fiery molten plastic.

-You're standing in the fire.

-Oh, my.

(FARNSWORTH EXCLAIMS)

Alas, our path is blocked

by Momon's army of evil.

As well as her navy of moral dubiousness.

Wait a second.

Mayhaps we might

raise an army of our own.

We're but

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Matt Groening

Matthew Abraham Groening ( ( listen) GRAY-ning; born February 15, 1954) is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator, and voice actor. He is the creator of the comic strip Life in Hell (1977–2012) and the television series The Simpsons (1989–present), Futurama (1999–2003, 2008–2013), and the upcoming Disenchantment (2018). The Simpsons is the longest-running U.S. primetime-television series in history and the longest-running U.S. animated series and sitcom. Groening made his first professional cartoon sale of Life in Hell to the avant-garde Wet magazine in 1978. At its peak, the cartoon was carried in 250 weekly newspapers. Life in Hell caught the attention of James L. Brooks. In 1985, Brooks contacted Groening with the proposition of working in animation for the Fox variety show The Tracey Ullman Show. Originally, Brooks wanted Groening to adapt his Life in Hell characters for the show. Fearing the loss of ownership rights, Groening decided to create something new and came up with a cartoon family, the Simpson family, and named the members after his own parents and sisters—while Bart was an anagram of the word brat. The shorts would be spun off into their own series The Simpsons, which has since aired 639 episodes. In 1997, Groening and former Simpsons writer David X. Cohen developed Futurama, an animated series about life in the year 3000, which premiered in 1999, running for four years on Fox, then picked up by Comedy Central for additional seasons. Groening is currently developing a new series for Netflix titled Disenchantment, which is set to premiere in 2018. Groening has won 12 Primetime Emmy Awards, ten for The Simpsons and two for Futurama as well as a British Comedy Award for "outstanding contribution to comedy" in 2004. In 2002, he won the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award for his work on Life in Hell. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on February 14, 2012. more…

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