Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela

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This place is

unbelievable Bhaveshbhai,

you won't see such

a place anywhere in India.

The shops are openly selling weapons.

As a matter of fact women

and children are also carrying guns.

You would've been

shocked to see this sight.

I am seeing a market full

of weapons for the first time.

Oh Bapu, welcomemwelcome.

Please come to my shop!

I assure you, you will not find this

quality of guns anywhere in India.

I will call you later.

Don't worry about the price

just come, comemcome Bapu.

Look at this one Bapu, all these

guns have been made here itself.

...hand-made...world famous

in the whole of Ranjaar.

This is a Russian Kalashnikov right?

This is a Rajanikov Bapu,

not a Kalashnikov.

It's not a gun if it

is not made by a Rajadi.

You sell these guns openly...

...aren't you worried

the Police might catch you?

Who cares about the Police...

Bapu the fact is, guns rule

this land. What choice do we have?

There are enemies across the border

and enemies across the street as well.

There are enemies over there as well?

Yes those bloody Saneras...

Forget about them Bapu,

try the range of this gun.

This one goes straight for the enemy.

These bloody Rajadis, they

are acting way too smart today...

Hey everybody, listen up...

These Rajadis are bloody useless...

...they should remove their

beards and wear a dress...

Did you see Bapu,

anything we do, they retaliate.

Looks like an old grudge.

There are only three cuss words...

which we Rahrfis know,

SanerauSanaramand Samara...

Son of a gun!

These Rajadis are

way out of line today.

Looks like they have

forgotten our last brawl.

These beggars need another

dose of imported bullets.

Hey...hey...how dare you

take a piss here you idiot.

You better gel out of here

or I will break your head you rascal.

It's my terrace I am pissing from,

I can't help where it falls what's

your problem you bloody Sanera!

You piece of filthmbloody Rajadi!

Bapug

Wait you mongrel! Rajadi!

I will wipeout the

entire Rajadi clan today.

Hey!

Hey you...bloody m!

Mm

Brother don't stress.

This is an everyday

affair in our neighborhood.

What are you talking about...

...he just shot at a kid!?

That kid is our clan

leader's grandson.

Today the bullets were

rained on Goli(Bullet) as well.

You are fortunate as

there will be a huge brawl...

"between the Rajadis and Saneras.

So which one do you want?

- Bloody hell...

You hit a customer!

Bloody, slimy Sanera!

It's a brawl!

Bloody SanerasH

Meghjibhai...

Meghjibhai,

Those bloody dogs fired at Goli. The

situation is getting out of control!

Bapu...he shot at

me...that too 4 times.

Who?

Bhavani!

Come on!

Come on!

Let's fix them!

People are just randomly

firing at each other,

this is absolutely shocking...

Bhavesh bhai!

Move! Move!

Ram!

Ram!

Why will Ram be at home at this hour?

Kasai Bhabhi,

a he has broken hose...

...Meghjibhai has gone

alone to fight the enemy.

Maa, Uncle Ram should

also be with father!

Ram is the only one who

believes in peace and love.

But these people

won't even spare him.

You can find Ram at his

usual hangout, Hanuman Lane...

"A swing in his walk."

"The twinkle in his eyes."

"And his usual mischief."

"Watch him win hearts."

"A swing in his walk."

"The twinkle in his eyes."

"And his usual mischief."

"Watch him win hearts."

"Watch him walk and protect,

watch his bravery."

"Watch it...watch it..."

"He has a brave and lovely heart."

"He has a brave and lovely heart."

"And a sharp tongue.

Watch him throwing tantrums."

"Look at everything in depth,

the hearts are united."

"He invites enmity with enemy, but

love always ows in his heart."

"Watch it...watch it..."

"The sparkle in his soul.

Eyes like darts."

"The sparkle in his soul.

Eyes like darts."

"Watch him make move,

he'd heal any wound."

"Look at his expressions.

Watch him providing shelter."

"Anyone listening to him

will spread sweet notes."

"Watch it...watch it..."

Don't spare. C'mon.

Out of my way...

Out...!

Your nephew,

your own blood, has been shot at.

While we were fighting

for our dignity there...

...this guy was singing

and dancing away to glory...

...and this time he has created

a whole new record Baapji,

he let that horrid man Bhavani

escape from right under my nose!

He saved the enemy's life.

- Poppat, go open the window.

- Yes sir.

Look at it this way, Baapji...

I saved Meghjibhaimfrom

committing a murder.

We have been so

obsessed with killing...

...that we have forgotten

the value of life.

And why is everyone blaming me?

Why don't you all tell

Goli where to aim his piss.

Smart Boy.

You forget when you were

his age you killed one of their men?

It was an accident...

and I paid for it as well...

...you exiled me to Ahmedabad for

12 years to live with Bakula Aunt,

that crazy, old hag.

Bloody hell, it's sheer stupidity...

...to try and save

someone's life in Ranjaar...

Send me back if you wish...

Receive your call. It's ringing.

Bijal Baby,

lam coming...l am coming...

...right now a little tension,

later I will give you full attention.

See Baapji, look at this boy

he runs a video store of porn films,

deals in stolen cars...

Only girls on his mind...

mornings it's Bijal...

"afternoons for Sejal...

and for the night it's Kinjal.

With him around who needs an enemy?

The show off carries an empty gun!

All you need is guts

to be a hero Meghjibhai,

so what is the point of

a loaded gun when I have guts?

Then what is the point

of having you around?

This place is only for men.

Hey! You can ask any girl in

the entire village about my man-hood.

You will get an awesome report,

Meghjibhai.

Bhai...bhai...bhai...bhai...

And before I leave let me say this...

...we have used words,

we have used bullets...

...now is the time

to use our brains...

...let's join hands with the enemy.

Today these guns

have been raised at you,

next time you say this,

they will fire.

We might not have

Dhankor's wealth or power.

But we have the

courage to destroy her.

We take great pride in our clan

and our pride means everything to us.

Even an ocean which was

immersed in pride did not know...

...that one day it will

become a barren desert,

if that ocean could

not sustain its pride...

...then what are we

com pared to it, Baapji.

Hey Poppat, open the window...

Ram has just returned and is already

having differences with his father.

I'm glad he is back otherwise

who would have saved him.

Mura, the bone is hurting...

Buahujoor,

the gun slipped out of my hand...

motherwise I would've

easily killed 4 or 5 Rajadis.

There was a cloudburst

in Uttarakhand...

well...well...sad...very sad...

My brother took a

bullet in his chest...

...are you sure the same

blood runs through your veins?

You know my blood is more

volatile than my father's...

I swear on you,

I swear on Goddess Am be,

I will kill each and every Rajadi.

Brain and brawn should

be used at the right time.

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