Gone Fishin' Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 94 min
- $19,736,932
- 1,290 Views
- Yeah.
got a bad football...
- he's still a great football player.
- Exactly.
Hey, how about this clean,
fresh Florida air?
[Inhales] Hey, a real Florida
palm tree in the flesh.
Holy smoke! Gus,
I never thought I' d see a palm tree.
- I feel like a million dollars, Joe.
- I feel like two million.
[Laughing]
let's go eat.
- And then fish.
- Yeah.
No, no. You got the last one.
Hey, Joe, check out
them ugly sticks.
Hey, don't say that.
- They gonna break.
- [Woman] You got number nine ready?
- [Man] Here you go.
- let's sit over here.
Hey, don't say that.
Hey, Gus, I can't
believe you. You tell me,
"Look at these ugly chicks."
in their faces over there.
I said, "Ugly sticks."
For fishin'.
Oh, I thought you said
"ugly chicks"' cause this
girl' s sittin' there.
You gotta have ugly sticks
here because they feed
a lot of fishermen.
- Hiya.
- Hi.
Y' all know
what you want?
Uh...
Hey, Gus. What do you
think, Gus? Should I get
this Southern Plate?
Then you can have
my toast and my bacon.
Yeah, then I'll get the
Fisherman' s Feast, and you can
have my sausage and pancakes.
If you're gonna do that,
why don't I get
the Mariner and you can have
the whole side of ham?
Oh, never mind us.
This happens all the time.
Must be enjoyable for ya.
May I suggest
the Panama Platter?
It really hit the spot.
Oh, yeah? Thanks.
Um... what do you think?
Shall we get a couple of those?
- Yeah, a couple of those.
- [Waitress] Two of those?
- A couple of those, yeah.
- Yeah. Thanks.
- Gus, check this out.
- Yeah.
- Pure Billy "Catch" Pooler.
Watch this.
- Okay.
Back, drop.
- Back, drop.
- Y-you're flickin' too much.
- I can't get the flick.
- Okay, wait. Let me show you.
Which is the flick?
Which is the dip?
Think of flick
instead of flip.
- Flick.
- Flick, dip.
See, I can't...
I get the flick and the dip
mix ed all the time.
- Uh, pardon me.
- Oh, sorry.
- I couldn't help noticing you have a
fishing lure on your key ring.
- Yeah.
- That wouldn't be
- It is!
- You fish?
- Not professionally.
You could call me
a frustrated amateur.
you're a frustrated amateur.
[Laughing]
- that's good.
- I was just kiddin'.
Just makin' a joke.
- It was a joke.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
What about you two?
you're professionals, right?
Well, I guess you could
say that, in a way.
we're semipro.
We won a lot of fishin' medals
and things like that.
- Not lately, though.
- Well, scout camp...
That counts, doesn't it?
Stuff like that.
- The reason I ask is... Sorry. Sorry.
- Oh.
- Do you mind if I join you?
- No, come on.
Thanks.
You see, my father was
a professional fisherman.
- [Joe] Really?
- He was telling me...
that he was working
on the deadly invader.
You know, I think
this might have been one
of his last original designs.
- By the way, I'm Joe.
- Oh, uh, Martin.
- How ya doin'?
- Martin Jeffries.
Gus. Yeah.
- Anyway, are you two married?
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Children?
- No, they're our age.
- No, I don't think
that's what he meant.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Do you have children?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They all get together.
- they're great kids, though.
- See, Fiona and I,
we never had children.
- Oh, geez.
When Fiona died,
I suddenly realized...
I' d wasted so much
of my life, you know?
- I' d spent 20 years behind a desk.
- that's a long time to sit.
- you're 100% right.
- Right, Joe?
- I was always jealous of men like you.
- Really?
Of course, I'm changing all that now,
you know. My life' s different.
Listen, I won' t hold you up.
Anyway, look, it was
- Hey, the pleasure' s ours.
- Yeah, thanks.
Thanks so much.
And good luck with the fishing.
- Yeah.
- Hey, try fishing.
You'll see.
- I'll give it a try.
- All right. he's a nice guy, huh?
Hey, what kind of accent
is that? Polish or somethin'?
- I think it's Irish.
- Yeah, Irish, Scottish.
Here. I'm glad y' all didn't buy
a bridge from that gentleman.
Why? He seemed
like a nice guy. He didn't
try to sell us anything.
- Seemed like a nice guy
havin' a tough time.
- Oh, really?
- Poor guy just recently
lost his wife, you know?
- Yeah.
Did you know you just recently
lost your car?
- there's a car just like mine!
- Joe, that's your car!
- It is! With my keys!
- [Tires Screeching]
- [Screaming]
- Hey, Joe!
Holy smokes!
[Woman]
it's simple.
When we find that guy
who stole my mom' s money
and broke her heart,
I'm gonna kill him.
- Food.
- What... What?
- Food.
- Oh, no. Come on.
We already lost two hours.
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
Okay.
What happened?
Oh, we just had ourselves
a little boatin' accident.
Some fella stole a car.
- Big mess.
- Oh, yeah?
He didn't happen to look
like this guy, did he?
Well, that was him.
- He was here!
- Well, when did he leave?
- Was he alone?
When he got here.
Then he sat over at that table
with a couple of fellas and...
they chit-chatted for a while
and... and he took their car.
Those guys whose car was stolen,
what about them?
Oh, you shouldn't have
any trouble findin' them. [Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Joe And Gus Panting]
My poor car, Gus.
My poor car.
My poor feet. Hey.
[Car Horn Honking]
[Boy In Car]
Hey, you dorks!
[Bird Squawking]
[Bird Squawking]
This trip ain't even a one.
it's a friggin' zero.
- It could be worse, Joe.
- How could it be worse?
You can't get any lower
than zero, right, Gus?
Hey, at least we're alive.
We almost got killed by our own boat.
My life stinks, Gus. But it stunk
a lot less when my car was in it.
- Yeah.
- That car meant a lot to me, Gus.
I got memories of that car
I can't even remember.
Yeah, but at least
we're goin' fishing.
Yeah.
- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah?
L-I was just thinkin;
Say, 100 years ago
we were goin' fishin;
- This is what we' d be doin'.
- What do you mean?
[Chuckles]
This is how we' d get
our boat to the water.
So we can't let that guy ruin
our Florida vacation, eh?
Hey, maybe you're right.
Yeah, and 1, 000 years ago,
we wouldn't even have paved roads.
Hey, that's right, Gus. It would be
filled with rocks and everything, right?
Y-Y-Yeah. And the boats
would be heavier.
that's right. We got
the latest technology wood.
This boat's light, right, Gus?
Yeah, and guess what, Joe?
we wouldn't even have
wheels for our trailer. [Laughing]
We wouldn't even have
a friggin' trailer, right, Gus?
A-A-And Gus, if it was that long ago,
our brains would be smaller.
- We wouldn't even think
about anything like that.
- Oh, man, yeah.
- So, it may not be a ten yet,
- Yeah.
- But it definitely ain't a zero.
- [Horn Honking]
[Laughing]
Hey, hey!
- Hey, Gus, they're pulling over.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hey, Gus.
- Yeah?
- Babes.
You guys need a ride?
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