Gone Fishin' Page #6

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- Come on, Joe. You get it?

- Did you get it, Joe?

- No, I can't get it, Gus.

You couldn't get it, Joe?

Ohhh!

Gus, what are we gonna do?

We don't...

- I don't know, Joe.

- I can't believe it. I can't

believe we lost that knife.

- Me either. I can't believe it.

- That was everything to us.

- Everything.

- I know. Oh, we in big trouble, Joe.

[Man]

Hey, there they are!

- Gus!

- let's move!

Slow down!

Where are you goin'?

- Why are they chasin' us?

- I don't know why.

Look like they're

gainin' on us, Joe!

Get outta here! it's not our fault!

It broke! The thing broke!

Leave us alone!

We got enough problems!

- Watch those bushes, Gus!

- [Screaming]

[Screaming Continues]

Watch out!

[Screaming Continues]

that's my boat!

[Both Panting]

- Hey, Phil!

- Hey, Phil!

Hey, Phil, we decided

to bring the boat back

before the 30 days was up.

- Right, Joe?

- Yeah. Look, Phil,

this stuff all broke.

You better get it all fix ed.

Thanks, anyway.

Yeah, thanks, man.

You know, you need better material.

Yeah. Sorry.

[Screaming]

These guys are

a two-man disaster area.

They just bought a boat and destroyed it

in less than an hour.

Look, these idiots

won' t get very far.

Now They've got my map.

It might take me

another day to find them.

But I will find them.

don't worry.

And when I'm finished with them,

I'll know where the money is.

we're gonna be working

every weekend for the rest

of our lives, Gus.

How come?

Because that boat cost

more than our house.

At least we'll

be home on time.

Wrong.

we're gonna be home a day earlier,

and that's worse than

gettin' there on time.

Besides, that friggin' knife

is somewhere at the bottom

ofTigertail Lagoon.

- In any case, we're goin' home.

- [Tire Blows Out]

- Flat.

- Flat.

I got it, Gus.

[Dog Barking]

- Hey, Gus.

- What?

- what's this?

- what's what, Joe?

Look, look. It looks like

a map of somethin'.

Joe, it's a map

to the money andjewels.

What jewels and money?

Joe, your memory' s so bad.

Remember the $2-1/2 million

in stolen jewels and money...

the guy on TV

said was hidden away?

- This is it?

- Yeah. Who cares about the knife?

We get the reward anyway.

Hey, w-we got a map

to $2-1/2 million dollars!

- Hey, we're gonna

get the reward anyway!

- we're gonna be rich!

- we're gonna be rich...

- [Muttering] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Gus, Gus, Gus, listen!

Gus, Gus! Listen.

- Huh? Yeah.

Listen. Who cares

about the reward is right.

Forget about the reward. let's

just take the 2-1/2 million

in money and jewels.

we're millionaires!

Millionaires, Gus! we're rich!

Joe, that guy stole that

from 43 women.

that's a whole lot

of broken hearts.

Yeah, i-i-it's not nice.

We wouldn't like it if it

was somebody in our families.

- We can't take it.

- But think, Joe.

Not only is it a lot of women...

That means a lot of rewards.

it's a lot of rewards!

- it's more than one reward.

we're rich! we're rich!

- we're gonna be rich.

- we're gonna be rich.

- we're rich. that's right.

Instead of one reward,

we get a bunch of rewards.

- we're really rich now.

And we're picking up...

- [Muttering]

[Together]

we're goin' fishin'!

- Holy smokes! Look at this place, Gus.

- Oh, yeah.

Hey, Gus, Gus, you check us in, and I'll

give the guy the car.

All right.

Hey, Joe, this is us. I can feel it.

[Valet]

Welcome to the Rod & Gun Club.

Will you be checking in, sir?

- Yes, I am.

- Can I help you with your bags?

- I only got one bag.

- All right.

And I'll get it myself.

it's okay. it's just an overnight bag.

- here's your hat, sir.

- Oh, that stays here.

- [Boat Horn Honking]

- Enjoy your stay.

Yeah. Careful

with this car.

# [Classical]

Good evening, sir.

Hi.

- [Growling, Laughing]

- [Gasps]

- Hey, Joe, don't... don't do that, man.

- You were scared, huh, Gus?

it's dead. [Laughs]

You were scared.

I'm sorry, gentlemen.

There are no rooms.

The only room available

is the, uh, Presidential Suite.

We'll take it.

The, uh,

Presidential Suite...

is at a rate

of $850 per evening.

Oh, yeah, we'll, uh... So,

we'll take it per evening.

Yeah.

Hey, Gus, this is pretty cool.

They give us rich people' s

clothes to wear, huh?

Yeah, we better get

used to it, Joe. We'll be

doing this a whole lot, man.

- [Fabric Tears]

- Yeah.

- Why don't I try

that pink one on, Gus?

- Yeah, yeah.

- It might fit a little better.

- Yeah.

-' Cause that's big.

- Yeah.

[Fabric Tears]

- I like the blue one better, Gus.

- Yeah, I like the pink one.

It looked better on me.

The blue one

looks great on you.

- Yeah, this is good.

- Yeah, it looks good.

Yeah, this is good.

let's go eat.

[Clearing Throat]

- [Chattering]

- Chicken praline.

- Ex cuse us.

- Yes. Ahem. Ex cuse me.

Gentlemens!

- Very nice to see you tonight.

You look very nice.

- Thank you.

- My name is Kirk.

I am your waiter. K-l-R-K.

- Hi, Kirk.

- I'm Joe.

- I'm Gus.

Gus. Nice to see you, Gus.

Nice to see you tonight.

- Nice place, Joe.

- Thanks.

Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

- Ex cuse me, sir.

- it's good.

Hey, look. I see

something I want already.

- I'm gonna have the halibut.

You can have my tomatoes.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'll have

the New York strip.

You can have my vegetables.

Gus, Gus,

I ain't takin' your vegetables,

' cause you ain't havin' steak.

- What?

- I ain't stayin' in a room with

no zombie sleepwalking freak.

- Hey, Joe, it's gonna be

all right. Hey-Hey, Kirk.

- Yes?

he's gonna have halibut.

I'm gonna have the New York strip.

- Oh, Gus, don't.

- [Kirk] Very nice.

- I'll be all right, Joe.

- Okay. To drink?

Uh, drink. let's see.

Something special.

Yeah, it's a special occasion.

We'll have some, some wine.

Some wine? Yes.

Red? White?

- Something good, Kirk.

- Okay, very good.

Welcome. Welcome.

- [Laughing]

- That guy gets so ex cited. Nice guy.

- He makes me ex cited, man.

- This is great stuff.

- This is a... borderline 11!

- Borderline 11!

- Shhh!

- [Laughing]

- [Laughs] What are they lookin' at?

- Yeah.

- I don't know, Rita.

I don't see anything.

- Did you find anything?

Just these.

- Pork rinds, ugh!

- Healthy.

A bunch of fishing magazines,

some half-smoked bad cigars...

and this, uh, pen from...

"Phil Beasly' s Boat Emporium."

Look, ladies, you gotta stop.

Okay? Party' s over.

I could lose my job.

that's it. Okay?

Hey, that's why I gave you $20.

Now, the guy who was driving this car...

- Where is he?

Do you know where he is?

- Rita.

- Is he your husband?

- No, he's not my...

Do you know where he is?

Most likely, he's

in the dining room, okay?

"Dirt road.

Chokoloske Road.

Go along the bank.

Sign for Snickerson's."

Let me see that, Joe.

Gentlemens,

I've gots the wine for you.

Huh?

Hey, that's...

What are we supposed to say, Kirk?

you're supposed to say,

"Kirk, that looks good to me."

[Imitating Kirk' s Accent]

Kirk, it looks good to me.

[All Laughing]

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