Gone Fishin' Page #7

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Yeah, me too, Kirk.

It looks real good to me.

it's imported.

- There.

- that's it?

Kirk, I'm not exactly

a little kid, you know.

I can drink a full glass.

- [Laughs]

- He gave me a little stuff like that.

- I know. More, more.

- that's more like it.

- Give me a whole glass too, Kirk.

- Okay.

Hey, Kirk, do you know

where this is?

Yes, that is Snickerson's.

that's about 20 miles south of here.

- Oh, thanks.

- Okay? Okay. Okay.

Enjoy, gentlemens.

it's 20 miles

south ofhere, Joe.

that's all, man.

we're in great shape.

Huh? Hey, Gus, do you think

you should show Kirk that map?

- He didn't know what it was.

- Ehhh.

Maybe you're right, Joe.

We gotta be extra careful now.

- Oh, my...

- [Gus] To not screwin' up, Joe.

- To not screwin' up, Gus.

- Hey, Joe!

- Yeah?

- Hey, look! The girls!

Hey, it's the girls

that gave us the ride.

Beautiful ladies for

the very nice gentlemens.

- Hi, Angie. Uh, thanks, Kirk.

- Hi.

- This is great.

- Sit down. Sit down.

We didn't know what

happened to you guys.

No, we just turned around,

and you were like gone.

- Yeah.

- You know what happened?

The boat slipped off.

- Gus tied the shambo wrong.

- L-I missed a knot.

- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

we're celebrating

getting my car back.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- And, uh, where's the guy?

- The guy?

- Yeah.

- The guy that took the car?

- Uh-huh.

- We just left him there.

- [Laughing]

Did he leave anything

in the car? You know,

like a bag or papers or...

- A knife, knife...

- A knife?

- Yeah, but we lost the knife.

- What?

- We had a boating accident.

- Yeah. [Smacking Lips]

So, like, did he leave

maybe a clue or something?

You know, where he might

be going, a tip?

H-H-Hey, how come you girls

are so interested in this guy?

let's put our cards

on the table. you're

after the reward, right?

Oh, we could care less about

the reward, believe me.

Yeah, they know about

the reward, I think.

-' Cause we were watching Jeopardy...

- You guys watch Jeopardy?

Yeah. They take away Science,

I'll kill' em.

- I'll kill' em

if it weren't for History.

- Yeah, that's right.

Anyway, then we put on

This Country' s Criminals,

and we saw this guy.

- And that's what you want.

You want the reward.

- Yeah.

We just want the guy caught.

I don't care about the reward.

We don't, do we?

- No.

- And what did he do to you?

Look, my father,

he died almost 12 years ago.

And my mom, she's

been alone all this time...

until she met

this guy, Dekker.

- Yeah, that's the guy.

- Yeah.

Well, anyway, he charmed her

and then he married her...

and then he took everything.

Everything.

He skipped town

with her whole life savings.

- And it broke her heart, you know?

- Yeah.

And he could have killed her

like that other woman, you know?

Hey, hey, come on.

it's okay.

Honey, please don't cry.

it's gonna be okay, right?

The cops are gonna

take care of everything. Right, guys?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean...

Did you have dinner?

Why don't you eat with us?

- Join us for dinner.

- Yeah! Yeah, that's a great idea.

Like you're really

on a vacation, right?

- Champagne.

- Champagne. Very nice.

Come on, come on, come on!

Yeah, come on, come on,

come on, come on!

- Bubble, bubble.

- [Laughing]

[Snores]

[Yawning]

Hey, Gus?

- Gus?

- [Blow Dryer Blowing]

What time is it?

How come you're up so early?

It feels like I just went to bed.

[Blow Dryer Stops]

Hey, Gus?

Are you okay, Gus?

[Gas Hissing]

Gus, you okay? Hey, Gus,

you ain't sleepwalkin', are ya?

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

you're sleepwalkin', Gus.

Gus, you're sleepwalkin'.

Gus, you are!

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

I need water.

- Gus, I need water!

- All right, Tommy, I'm on my way.

[Gas Continues Hissing]

Gus, you ain't never

eatin' meat again!

No more steak, ever!

that's it!

[Phone Rings]

The phone. Hello?

I have received a report

of some noise.

Where, in this room?

Uh, no way. No way.

- I-I'll call you back.

- I'm leaving, Cookie.

- I gotta go. Gus! Gus!

- See you tonight.

Hello?

Whooaahh!

Gus! Gus!

Gus! Gus!

- [Gas Continues Hissing]

- Hello?

- Gus! Gus!

- Is everything all right?

Gus, will you wake...

Gus!

Gus! Gus!

Wake up, Gus!

[Gas Hissing]

Hello?

- Gus!

- Joe! Joe, what are you doin'?

- you're sleepwalkin' again, you jerk!

- [Alarm Ringing]

- Gus, our room!

- What?

- that's our room!

- What?

- The map, Gus.

- What?

[Joe] that's our room on fire.

it's our room. it's our room!

The map is gone and everything.

You were sleepwalking!

[Gus]

How did you know I was sleepwalking?

- You weren't fishing.

You were sleepwalking.

- Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, valet!

We gotta get outta here.

- Get our car for us.

- A blue Barracuda,' 68 Plymouth.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hurry up!

- Go, go, go, go.

- don't worry about the fire.

- They'll fix it.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Leave the girls a note.

Yeah, okay, that's good.

Tell them we're gonna meet' em

at Snickerson's Landing.

- How many K's in Snickerson's?

- Just one, Joe.

- Yeah, yeah.

- there's a shack around

there too, right?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- They should know about the shack.

- [Sirens Wailing]

- Give this note to the girls

in the El Camino, remember?

- Rita and Angie. I'll give you

a big tip when I come back.

- Come on, Joe!

- Okay, I'm coming.

- you're leaving' em again?

- Yeah. Hey, ex cuse me.

- [Woman Screams]

- [Sirens Wailing,

Dogs Barking]

- [Sobbing]

Joe, all that starin'

at the map before dinner...

and all you remember

is Snickerson's?

Hey, Gus, it was

a complicated map.

Your memory' s so bad

it's amazing.

I'll tell you what's amazing,

Gus. L-it's how you walk around

while you're sleepin'.

- that's amazing.

- Well, just try to remember

the map, okay?

I'm sorry if I don't have

a photographic memory, Gus.

- You don't even have a memory.

- You wanna talk about memories?

Do you recall settin'

a hotel room on fire?

For Rita and her mother,

just try to remember the map.

Okay? Think.

- Well, what?

- I'm tryin'.

- Give me a chance.

- Okay.

I can't remember nothing.

let's just go home.

No, we're gonna find

the money.

No, I'll tell you

where we're going. We are going...

- [Engine Sputtering]

- Nowhere.

[Engine Sputters, Stalls]

[Air Escapes]

It could be worse, Joe.

- What?

- It could be worse.

Hey, Gus, please don't say that, okay?

' Cause it can't get any worse.

I mean, I'm so sick of,

like, every time that we...

we get in trouble,

if something goes bad, we think

of, like, worse situations

just so we could say,

"You know, this ain't so bad.

It could be a lot worse."

- All I said...

- Hey, Gus, the truth is,

it can't get any worse.

- [Thunderclap]

- [Gasps, Shudders]

Hey, Joe!

- Joe?

- [Joe Mutters]

- Hey, Joe?

- [Mutters]

L-It just got worse, Gus.

- What?

- You saw the lightning.

You know what happens.

Joe, what are the chances

of you gettin' hit

by lightning again?

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