Grandma's Boy Page #3
Oh, it's so cold
when you're dead.
I swear to God I would
have helped you, Sophie.
Please don't kill me. I would have
helped you. I just wasn't here-
- Gotcha!
- Oh, my God!
- You scaredy-cat.
- What the hell are you doing, Grandma?
Well, I told you we were
going to have fun.
- Yeah.
- Sweetie?
- Uh-huh?
- Don't curse. You're better than that.
Okay. F***!
That's f***ing crazy.
Oh, God. What is happening?
What the-
What? Come on. Stop that.
Why are you doing this to me?
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, rise and shine.
Go take a tinkle and be sure to
wash your hands...
- Then come down and have breakfast.
- Okay, Grandma.
Wow! That was a great breakfast.
Grandma, I'm going to go
back to sleep now.
Oh. Well, don't you
have to go to work?
Actually, I don't have to be at work
for another three and a half hours.
Oh, that's wonderful
that you have all this extra time...
...because we really could use
your help around the house.
Oh, not a problem.
What do you need me to do?
Mmm,just a few chores.
Here you go, honey.
All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you
to go all the way back...
...and recheck,
starting with Level 1, okay?
Kane, you are gonna
take 1 through 3.
- Whatever you need, Samantha.
- Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.
Yeah, I can do that.
No problem. You're great.
Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9,
so why don't you just stick with those.
Let's do it.
The levels, I mean. Not sex.
- Sorry.
- All right.
Alex, I need you to
deal with 10 through 15...
...because those are
Is he sleeping?
Yes, and possibly
shitting his pants.
Wake up, dude.
No chores, Grandma!
Nice rip, Alex.
Rip what?
All right, you guys.
Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.
- Seriously, rip what?
- Why are you so tired?
Uh, maybe 'cause I was
Something you'd know
nothing about.
- Excuse you.
- Hey, look, it's Bono's brother.
So how'd the loser conference go?
Those losers are gonna make sure
your game releases on time.
Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're-
they're the best.
I want to get you a black cobra.
Just to go around the neck.
J.P., I got to stay
on top of these guys.
Please get on top of me.
Here, honey, I made you
someJell-O with no fruit...
'cause I know how
much you hate it.
And you got cheese and crackers
and some chocolate milk to wash it all down.
- That's great. Thank you.
- Oh, what's this?
Mmm, this is a video game I'm making.
- It's kind of like a side project.
- Oh, good for you, honey.
- Hey, you want to play it?
- Well, I don't know.
Okay.
You are so talented.
made way back at grade school.
This is a little more violent
than the birdhouse. It's called "Demonik. "
You play a demon who's been summoned
from hell to clean out this meth lab.
Space shuttle.
So... This helps you look around.
This button is to punch.
This is to jump. This is to duck.
And the left trigger lets you
use your magic spells.
H- H-How do you
make him walk?
- Oh, that's this stick right here.
- This here?
Oh, there you go.
Oh,yeah, walk over here.
Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your
telekinesis power to lift those objects.
I don't see
a telephone anywhere.
- No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button.
- Red.
Ooh, perfect.
Okay, you know what, use your fireballs
to blow a hole in that wall.
- Uh, f-f-fire.
- Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.
- Go in there. Go in there.
- Is this a good or a bad guy?
Uh, that's a bad guy.
He's a drug dealer. Kill him.
Oh. Oh, I hate violence.
But, oh, drugs are bad.
- Wow!
- Ooh, nice Death Spike.
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning
to blow up those barrels.
Ooh!
Oh, isn't that pretty?
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is fun.
Hey, wow, you got to
a checkpoint.
- Is that good?
- Yeah.
Well, so that's my game.
And, uh, you know what, I have a little more
work to do, so if you want to just-
Uh-uh. Wait your turn.
I'm on a roll here. Ooh.
Take that, you dirty dopers.
Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually
have to go see a friend and get some stuff.
So, uh, you keep playing,
and I'll see you later.
- Love you.
- Oh.
I can't believe there are people
in this world who still don't have cable.
- Dr. Shakalu gets it.
- Yeah, he does.
Anyways, here's a black box
that gets all the channels...
...plus pay-per-view
Just don't let a cop see it
or Grandma's doing some time.
So, uh, how do you two
know each other?
I met the doctor
at a cockfight in Pomona.
- He's hooking me up with the lion. It comes tomorrow.
- Great.
Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean
weed that'll turn you into a deer.
You know that lions
eat deer, right?
That's true, kid.
Doctor, we got to be careful.
Oh, sh*t.
I've been here three hours?
- I don't have antlers, do I?
- No. You're cool, bro.
Thanks for all this. And, Doctor?
- Ooh, sorry.
- Anytime, kid.
Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate
who goes shopping.
Chicken cutlet.
Spaghetti with garlic bread.
Oh, my God, the wings
to go with the breast.
I don't know what you are,
but I'm gonna f***ing eat you too.
Of course she doesn't have a microwave.
She's f***ing 100.
Ooh.
Yeah, Dante.
Let's see, let's see.
Good night, my friend.
Sleep well.
Ooh!
Ooh, dinnertime.
Oh, f***ing b*tch,
cock-sucking-f***er-ass-f***!
Oh! Goddamn it!
Let me guess.
Was your dick on fire?
- Yeah.
- Hey,Jeff.
- Oh, hey, Alex.
- Hey.
So, um, I-I finished my first level
last night. How far are you, Alex?
Does it look like
I got any levels done last night?
- Oh, my God.
- Geez. That's crazy.
Wait, wait. Don't tell me
your roommates did that to you.
Yeah. Yeah.
I- It was my roommates.
They, uh-They're crazy.
They're crazy. They tied me up.
I was like one of those, uh, calves
at the rodeo, all helpless.
And you know what? Just when I was about to
scream for the police, I came.
- Ohh!
- And-And that felt nice.
That is nuts. That is so hot.
Hey, you guys. Kane, can you
take a look at that for me? Thanks.
Whoa. Alex, what happened?
There was a fire and I was- I was trying
to save it from this baby-
No, he's banging his three roommates.
They tied him up last night.
They had crazy orgies,
like, all week.
I don't know what they're talking about.
They're just joking.
No, we're not.
You literally just told us that.
Yeah, well, I don't think
that's very smart...
- Considering you work with your hands.
- Yeah.
- May I see you in my office for a minute, please?
- Yeah.
- Ooh!
- Busted!
- You are so fired.
- You guys are a**holes.
- Bye.
- Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something.
- What?
- This.
Oh, my God! Are you serious?
I think he f***ing shattered it.
All right. Look, Alex,
this game has to get finished.
And you are the most experienced guy
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