Grandma's Boy Page #4
I have here. I'm really counting on you.
affect me finishing my levels at all.
Well, I sure hope it doesn't.
It won't.
You know, you seem really out of place
in the video game world.
- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman?
- No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...
...and you are swimming
in a sea of virgins.
Well, that is very flattering
and revealing, Alex.
Look, I know you think
I'm really hot too...
...and you want to go out with me
after work and get a drink.
But I have this very serious
deadline that my boss gave me.
I can't have any distractions.
- I guess I'll just have to suffer until then.
- Sorry.
- Mr. Cheezle on line two.
- I have to take this.
Avoid his tea parties.
Hello.
What are you doing,J.P.?
Huh. How's that going?
People will bow to it.
All right. That-That's creepy.
I hate your face.
Did you say something?
You're f***ing weird.
How can he see me?
Before we can roast it, I want to get
the heat in the pan nice and high.
And we're going to salt and pepper
the pork-
Hello, ladies.
Enjoying the new cable?
Some of the places do with string,
some of the places do with a net.
You like that cooking channel,
huh, Grandma?
And it's all food, all day.
That's all they do,
is they make food.
I want to eat the TV.
Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can
introduce them to heroin.
...with a label on it. It's very rare to see
a beer stein-
- What's this?
- Antiques Roadshow.
- What's that?
- Oh, it's great.
People a take in crap and then find out
it's worth a lot of money.
Move over, Bea.
- I'm an antique.
- Yes, you are, Bea.
King Gambrinus, who is
So, ladies, I kind of need
to use the televi-
Shh! Go read your Playgirl
or something.
- $4,000 for a beer mug?
- That's ridiculous.
And we'll be right back as the
Antiques Roadshow marathon continues.
Marathon? F*** me.
Come on.
Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.
What's up? J-dog.
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex.
- What's going on, sh*t lips?
Uh, not much. Look, I need you to
do me a huge favor.
- You're not jerking off on my dad.
- Ha, ha. Very funny.
No, I really need your help.
Do you think you can do some of my levels?
What? No. Why can't you do them?
Look, my roommates won't
let me get any work done. They're insane.
They won't stop watching... Porn.
I can't get anything done.
They're total nymphos. You got to help me.
You're dead to me. Over.
Oh. Jeff's a good friend.
Uh, this is not
This one is a fish lamp.
You can see that
there are fish swimming.
The glass that these fish are-
It's 6:
00 already?Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast
before you do your chores.
Oh, no, no, no, Grandma,
don't worry. No.
I'm not that hungry. I was going to go
into work early also.
I don't- I don't have time
to do any chores today.
Oh, it's just a couple
of things, sweetie.
Do you know how to
use a sandblaster?
Where did you get that?
Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon
on TV, so I did some of your laundry.
I found that vase in your bag and, well,
it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.
Doesn't it look nice?
Thanks.
Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.
Challenge.
Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see
Alex is sleeping? He's not taking challenges.
No. I'm challenging you,Jeff.
To what game?
A little "Dance Dance Revolution. "
That's great, Bobby...
...but we don't have
"Dance Dance Revolution", so you're dumb.
- Ultramix 2!
- When the hell did we get this?
It just came in this morning.
Suddenly, you're not such a big sh*t-talker
anymore, are you,Jeff?
Looks like my days are numbered here
at Brainasium.
Well, can you at least go first so I can see
what I'm doing?
Oh, with pleasure.
Yeah, lose
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Good stuff, Bobby.
Nice moves. That was hot.
Well, let's see
what we got here. Hmm.
Are you ready? Dance!
You're gonna break the game, you're so good!
Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God!
- A new high score.
- What does "high score" mean?
New high score. Is that bad?
What does that mean?
Did I break it?
Hey,J.P.
Do-Do you have a second?
You didn't knock, Kane.
I did. But I think that the music
was a little loud.
Are you afraid of it?
No. I- I just don't like techno.
You would if you had robot ears.
Yeah, I guess.
Anyway, I had a suggestion
for "Eternal Death Slayer. "
- You know the dwarves in-
- Three.
What?
Three. Sorry.
Anyway, don't you think that
...look a little too similar
Might be a little too confusing.
Well, that's an interesting
theory, Kane.
But redesigning all those characters
at this stage would be way too expensive.
I agree. But what if you just
rendered them a different color?
You know, that would be
cheap and quick.
Uh- Leave the decisions
to me, Kane.
There's a reason why I'm the creator
of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.
I just-
Eject.
He had a good idea.
Shut up. Mind your own business.
May I speak to you, my lady?
Uh, yeah. I guess.
But could you please
knock next time?
And what is it with
this "my lady" stuff?
What are you, a knight
of the Round Table? Come on.
Sorry.
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing. Nothing.
I just came to tell you
that I noticed the dwarves on Level 4...
...and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3
look way too similar.
Could be confusing to some.
Well, uh, what do you want me to do?
I can't push the deadline any further.
Well, you wouldn't have to
if you just rendered them different colors.
Be cheap and wouldn't take
more a than a day or two.
Yeah. Yeah, we can
definitely do that.
That... is a great idea.
Those are the only kind I have.
There's a symposium on nanotechnology
tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p. M.
- I thought maybe-
- J.P.
- Yeah?
- I'm working.
Right. I am too. I just-
I just thought
I'd let you know.
I think that everybody should know.
You should probably make that a memo.
- ASAP.
- ASAP. Gotcha.
- Hey, dude.
- What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves?
- Shot it down.
- What? Really? That was a good idea.
No, it wasn't.
I'm a piece of sh*t. I suck.
Relax, Kane. You're not
a piece of sh*t.
Just run it by Alex.
Maybe he'll talk toJ.P.
You'll have to wake him up
out of his sex coma first.
Him and all those stink-ass hos.
Dude, he's living a fantasy.
It's so awesome.
No! You guys,
it's not awesome, okay?
Our report is due tomorrow
and he hasn't even started it.
All right? If he doesn't finish it,
were totally f'ed.
Crap. That's Alex's intercom.
- Hello?
- Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex.
- Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner.
- What?
Nothing. Send it back.
- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk.
May I help you ladies?
Are you looking for Alex?
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