Grandpa's Great Escape Page #2
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- 2018
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We had a new order of traffic
cones in, they're reflective.
Barry!
You know we all love you very much?
But the thing is, it...
Spit it out, airman, choppity-chop.
After what happened last week,
we thought it might be best if...
- If you came here to live with us.
- You what?
- Well, we can't cope with him here.
- Well, it's not a bad idea.
Er, he'd better not hog the bathroom,
- it takes me ages to crimp my hair
in the mornings. - I'm sorry, but...
I accept, though the
catering had better improve.
I'll tell the charlady.
Where am I going, again?
Our house, Dad. You're
coming to live with us.
On a trial basis.
Yeah, I live here, Peggy
won't know where I've got to.
Son?
Wing Commander...
.. due to enemy activity, the
lodge at alternative quarters.
Why didn't they just say?
Charity shop, sale, rubbish,
rubbish, rubbish, rub...
This is not rubbish.
Wing Commander? Let me
take you to the tuck shop.
Oh, jolly good.
Ah-ha, my two favourite customers,
Mr Bumting and Master Bumting.
It's Bunting.
Bumting, like I said.
Hello there, Quartermaster.
I have very special offer
for today, 15 cans of...
.. Quatro -- for the price of 14.
Er, no thanks.
What has a hazelnut in every bite? Topic!
Or any of these other bars which
melted in the window with it.
I'm quite partial to a Smartie.
Those I have, both -- traditional
and limited edition green ones.
Really, they're mouldy Revels.
Er, standard issue will be fine.
Er, you will find them
under the puzzle magazines
next to the correcting fluid.
You look troubled, Master Bumting.
Grandpa's coming to live with us.
Splendid.
I just, I worry about
whether it'll work out.
Do not fret, Indian families
always take in the older generation,
when Auntie Pia sings Wham Rap
at the top of her voice when
I'm trying to watch the snooker.
Either Grandpa comes to live with us
or he'll be sent to Twilight Towers.
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, no, no. I've heard very bad
- What? - They say the only
way out of that place is...
.. in a coffin.
Do you really want to hurt me...
What a fine-looking woman.
We can't leave him in
the house on his own.
No.
Well, what are we going to do?
Tomorrow's the launch of the
Country Diary Of An Edwardian Lady
roll-on deodorant.
Well, I've got a really
big day at work tomorrow,
I've got to test all
the new traffic cones.
- Have I ever told you how
I judge them? - Many times.
Durability, colour, attractive shape.
Why did I marry you?
- Jack, you're going on a
school trip tomorrow? - Yep.
Well, you'll have to take Grandpa
with you. Where are you going?
- War museum.
- Perfect.
You can take him along.
He loves a bit of war.
Fine replicas, Squadron Leader.
I wish they were real.
The Spitfire's like nothing else,
you can turn on a sixpence.
Grandpa? When you...
Er, we need to listen
out for enemy aircraft.
That's Shelley's stupid boyfriend Dazza.
Mum, I mean, the air commander,
says lights out by 9:00.
I hope you don't snore,
I can't abide snorers.
- I don't think I do.
- Well, goodnight, Squadron Leader
and thank you for sharing your
quarters, very decent of you.
Glad to help, sir. Goodnight.
Right, everyone, Rubik's
Cubes down! Eyes up, looking!
Looking!
I want to remind everyone that
this is an educational trip,
we will not have a repeat of
the tomfoolery at the zoo...
I don't want to find a live
penguin in Gavin Macey's rucksack!
Got that?
Good.
You're not in year six, why are you here?
He's my grandpa, Miss.
Yeah, I can surmise that.
He was a Spitfire pilot in the war.
Well, if he promises to be
educational, he can come.
Thank you, Miss.
Now, everyone has a questionnaire...
And nobody is allowed in the gift shop
until it has been filled out
and that is a fact, am I clear?
Yes, Miss Verity.
Good. And here's yours, coach
driver. Neatest handwriting, please.
Right, everyone off, please, no
talking, no laughing, no dawdling.
Oi, you lot, don't climb on the tanks.
I've been here before.
Yes, you have, many times. You
took me, Grandpa, do you remember?
What's my Spitfire doing
hanging from the ceiling?
- What's wrong with your grandad?
- Nothing.
These, these pilots are very young.
New recruits.
Ah.
Oh, I see.
How are you getting on? Are you stuck?
The stupid answer's not
on the stupid board.
I can help you with that. I was there.
You see, the Nazis wanted
to bomb the life out of us,
so they could invade and take us over.
Herr Hitler sent huge squadrons of Junkers
and Messerschmitts over the coast,
the sky was black with them.
RAF pilots had to stop the Nazi
bombers from getting through --
we were young and frightened, not,
well, not that much older than you are.
be scrambled up, up and away.
I pushed my Spitfire past 300mph.
Wow.
It... You see, they outnumbered
us, oh, four to one,
so to stand any chance, we had to
get above them before they got here.
the enemy were so close
we could see the swastikas on their
tails and then I gave the order...
.. DIVE!
When did all this happen, exactly?
Sorry?
The children need dates for the
exam. Facts, facts and more facts.
Facts are all that matter.
Oh, well it was, er, yeah, last Monday.
No, no, oh, no, no, sorry -- I tell
a lie, er, last, er, last Sunday.
All right, settle down, everyone.
last Sunday, it took place
between July and October 1940,
make a note of that, class.
That's what I'm saying!
Jack, I'm sure your grandfather means well
but he is a very old and confused man.
Hey, maybe he did do
something during the war,
but I very much doubt that
he was a Spitfire pilot.
He was.
Can I have a word? In private.
You grandfather is not welcome
on any more school trips.
But Miss!
That is a fact.
Right, class, this way, please!
Turn to question 98 in
your questionnaire...
Grandpa?
- Grandpa!
- Psst!
Up here, Squadron Leader.
What are you doing up there?
Looking for my log book, I wanted
to prove that awful woman wrong.
It's wonderful to be
back in my plane again,
they won't mind if I took
her for a spin, would they?
Um, I think they might.
Oi, what are you playing at?
Look out, it's the SS.
Code... Man, man in a plane,
repeat code -- man in a plane.
Take him down, Squadron Leader.
I'll make a break for it.
I can't take him down, he's ginormous.
That is really hurtful.
Jack! You tell your grandfather
to come down this...
- .. instant.
- You fell on my face!
Run for it!
When I'm with you, baby
I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me
And everything you said
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
And when it rains
You're shining down for me
I just can't get enough
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