Grandpa's Great Escape Page #3
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- 2018
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I just can't get enough.
Sugar.
We've been sat in here waiting for ages.
Yes... Classic Gestapo mind games.
Prisoner of war camp for me,
as long as it's not Colditz.
I won't let them take you away.
Sorry I've let you down, old chap.
You didn't and you never will.
Mum, Dad, you can't let
Grandpa be thrown into prison.
Well, it's not up to us, the
police told us what happened.
Your grandfather damaged
a very valuable plane.
I don't think there'll
be any need for prison.
Let me make a call for you, shall I?
Oh, thank you, Reverend.
We are so pleased to see you.
Hello, Miss Dandy? Yeah, it's me.
I have a gentleman here
in desperate need of help.
No, well, I can sort everything
here with the duty sergeant
at the police station but might you,
as a huge favour to me, be able to
squeeze him in to Twilight Towers?
Colditz.
She's gone to find out.
Oh, she's... She's coming
back, that's quick, innit?
Oh, you can, oh, you can,
oh, that's marvellous,
you're a life-saver, Miss Dandy.
Thank you.
Oh, rejoice, rejoice.
Thank you so much,
Vicar. You are a good man.
Anything for my flock.
went to prison, boy? Huh? Huh?
No...
You enjoying your toad in the hole, Dazza?
Oh, delicious, Mrs Shelley's mum.
nicest dinner I've ever had.
Oh.
A bit OTT?
Is that my beer?
He's our guest, Dad?
Can we go and see Grandpa after dinner?
No, Jack, he'll be too
busy in his new place.
Shelley tells me you work at the garage?
Yeah, I used to be YTS but
they took me on full time
because an Austin Princess
fell on Mark Lansom's leg!
Oh, that was a stroke of luck.
So, don't tell me, you must be a model.
No, but I have been known to grace
the cover of the Avon brochure.
Mum!
Oh, you'll have to give me one.
I'll stick it on the wall at
work, next to Linda Lusardi.
Absolutely not!
- Let me see if I can
find you one. - Mum!
- Oi, Barry, do us a favour.
- What?
Get rid of all the traffic
cones between my gaff and work!
traffic cone code of conduct.
I bet that's interesting reading!
Ah.
How do we know if Grandpa's too busy?
He needs a rest, love.
We didn't want to tell you,
son, but Grandpa has a...
.. weak heart.
But... he's going to be all right?
I do kung fu.
How wonderful for you.
Yeah, I'll teach you if you like,
junior, learn from the master.
Oh.
No, thanks.
Well, you ever get in trouble,
you know where to come.
I'm like a kung fu expert, I've
seen Enter The Dragon 17 times.
Wow.
Yeah.
Um, I've got to go up and do my homework.
Homework?
I never bothered with homework.
Which I deeply regret,
because you should always,
always do your homework.
You know, unless Knight Rider's on.
He's had three. He's had three.
What?
Er, hello, I was hoping
to visit my grandfather.
We're closed for visitors.
Please.
Matron!
Urgh.
Can I help you, boy?
I'm here to visit my
grandfather, Mr Bunting.
Oh, the new arrival.
We'll, he'll just have had his yummy pills
and now he'll be having his super snooze.
Is he all right? We're really close.
Really? Because he hasn't mentioned you.
Nurse Blossom, Nurse Rose,
has Mr Bunting mentioned
his grandson at all?
Nah.
No, I think Grandpa's
forgotten all about you.
No, he can't have.
Visiting hours are between 3:00
and 3:
15 every alternate Sunday.Until then, kindly bog off.
Right, it's time to go,
everyone. Hurry up.
I've barely touched my Viennetta.
Come on, Shelley, we
need to go visit Grandpa.
I'm not coming, I've
got to tape the charts.
And I need to test this lip
liner on next door's cat.
Oh, come on, Mum.
Oh, I don't know, look
at all the balloons.
Welcome, welcome.
Every day is party day at Twilight Towers.
Oh, come in and see for yourself.
Yes, we do like to give the
old folk the very best time.
I mean, we can't be sure how
much time they've got left.
Which reminds me, did you bring
Mr Bunting's documentation,
the passport, the driving
licence, the will?
Yes, yes, of course.
Put them all in the study
with the rest of them, please.
Well, what a lovely visit, we'll
see you again in two weeks.
Where's Grandpa?
He's very, very tired,
he didn't want to see you.
I don't believe you.
Nurse Blossom!
Will you fetch Mr Bunting?
You're a very demanding boy.
Dad?
Dad?
Are you there?
We bought you a soap on a rope.
- I've got your favourite sweets.
- Oh, he's fast asleep, bless.
What have they done to you?
Grandpa out into the garden,
the air might perk him up a little bit.
All clear, Wing Commander.
Sorry about that, Squadron
Leader, er, I'll have those now.
Er, had to pretend to be asleep,
the guards here in Colditz,
they force feed us sleeping pills.
We get given them morning and night.
Luckily, I managed to hide
mine under my moustache.
Three nights ago, I undertook
a reconnaissance mission.
I saw the Kommandant doing something
very strange with a pile of papers.
I leave all my worldly goods to...
She must be forging the
wills, taking all the money.
Then I found a room with valuables in it.
And a number of coffins.
Could there be some mysterious connection?
I'm not sure it's that mysterious.
Well, since then, they've
increased the patrols.
We have to break you out.
Too right, we do, but the
trouble is they're suspicious,
they've increased my
sleeping pill dose as well,
my moustache isn't big enough
to hide them all, look, see,
they're like sweets,
they don't taste as nice.
Then why not take these
instead? You could switch them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, genius.
Raj had a special offer, 11
tubes for the price of 12.
Yes, you're going to have to work
on your maths, Squadron Leader.
- No, these are just the ticket.
- What else do you need?
Well, any escape attempt
requires string, lots of string.
String.
Do you have a Browning revolver?
- Er, no. - Arsenic? - I don't think so.
- Flame-thrower?
- Tricky.
Then, just make sure
you've plenty of string.
More string. When will we do it?
Well, I've to finish my
jigsaw of Big Ben at twilight.
There's quite a lot of sky to fill in.
Tomorrow night?
Now, Squadron Leader, are you sure
you volunteer for this mission?
It will be dangerous.
- I'll be here.
- Brave chap.
Ah, there you are!
Still nattering 31 seconds
after visiting hours
have actually finished.
Gramps, you must be exhausted.
What you really need
now is a very long nap.
- See you soon, Dad.
- Take care.
Don't worry, I shall be keeping a
very close eye on him day and night.
Why wouldn't you come and see Grandpa?
- Shut up, you're talking over
Duran Duran. - I don't care.
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Simon Le Bon
and I've got a stupid French name,
even though I'm from Pinner.
Why don't you care about Grandpa any more?
I did care about him, I did,
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