Hallows' Eve Page #3

It was...

tonight... oh, careful.

I saw Eve tonight.

F***ing seriously scary.

I saw her without the mask thing.

Scared the sh*t out of me.

- You scared? I don't believe it.

- No sh*t, man.

I'm serious, man, I'm serious.

She had the whole half the face off.

You don't wanna do that, scary.

Matthew, like, hit her

with his tractor.

You know what's weird? Is...

They keep inviting us back every

single year. Why do they do that?

I don't f***ing know.

I mean... yeah, it's weird.

Yeah, Ash, I wouldn't even be here

if it wasn't for Roy and you guys.

Oh, dude.

I gotta get going.

- Okay.

- You know why.

- Text me when you're done and...

- What?

And we'll meet by the greenhouse.

The thingy with the scary moss people.

Scary moss people, they got moss

people there. Sh*t, I didn't even know.

I'm just gonna finish this up and I'm

gonna catch up with the other guys.

Lots of scary people,

I can stay with you.

- No need.

- No, no need?

- No, just meet me over there.

- All right.

- Get the good stuff.

- The good stuff, come on.

- I know, I'm just saying.

- I got what you need.

Sure.

- You doubt me for a second?

- Not for a second.

That hurts me. Deep down

in here... all right.

- Stay good, all right?

- Yup.

I'll meet you soon.

You're gonna miss me.

I already miss you, go!

Good, good, all right, I'm just

checking, I'm just checking.

Right up here.

Good sh*t, our boy is on the way.

A hook-up for a hook-up, baby.

- Yeah.

- Come on.

Hold on.

Come on, hold on.

Jerome?

- Sh*t!

- I scared the sh*t out of you.

- What the... oh, man.

- What's up, Rudy?

- How you doing?

- What the f*** is up?

It's my little cousin,

Marty, man, he's cool.

- Dap it up with him.

- What's up, dude?

Marty's becoming a man tonight.

I'm gonna get him high for the first time.

Oh, yeah, this man's getting high?

Yeah, man, off that kush.

Did you see this sh*t?

Aberzombie and Twitch.

- That's...

- F***, this place is lame.

I gotta sit the f*** down.

I just hit my leg on this dumb-ass...

He's like, yo, this is

where I got this sh*t.

- So what the f*** you been up to, Rudy?

- You know me.

I got this honey all up

on me, tonight, y'all.

- He's finally getting some p*ssy?

- Finally getting... get out of here.

'Bout time, motherf***er.

You got my weed?

Yeah, man, you know,

I'm the go-to guy.

- You know he's the go-to guy.

- The question is...

do you have the VIP tickets for

me and my cuz and the cash?

You doubt me,

do you doubt me, really?

- This 350?

- You said 300, dude, like...

I'm just f***ing with you.

Just trying to make a couple extra dollars.

- I got it.

- Right?

Some kush.

Oh, no sh*t. You are full of it.

Yo, man... Can I smell it?

He ain't gonna know the f***ing

difference. Put that sh*t away.

Marty, Marty.

Yo, you should be honored to be on

the first joint of his first joint.

I feel privileged, Marty.

This is how you do it,

Marty, you watch me.

- Oh, my God.

- That's that sh*t!

Now you tell me that's some bullshit.

Exactly. Hits you

right there, don't it?

Now, I just like...

I already showed you

what the f*** to do.

Don't embarrass me... hit it,

then go... like your mom's coming.

Hit that sh*t.

Virgin lungs over here.

Give me the f***ing joint.

Hit it one more time!

Hit it one more time.

- No.

- F***ing virgin lungs.

All right, all right, man,

I gotta go meet Ashley, dude.

- You gonna be at the party later?

- Yeah, listen. We're gonna...

We're gonna use these VIP tickets

and hit the f***ing hayride and

see what this sh*t is all about.

- You'll love it, you'll love it.

- You call me later.

Marty, you ready?

Marty! Motherf***er's

high off one hit, Jesus.

- To the hayride!

- Yo, catch you later, man.

All right, call me!

Eve? I heard a noise,

what's going on?

Just some of the local kids.

They left.

Are you okay?

Listen, I know what happened tonight.

And I promise you,

I'm gonna take care of it.

Tommy, don't look at me.

Hey... I am looking at you.

You're the only girl

I've ever looked at.

Listen...

We need to have a talk with

Matt and Nicole about us.

Are you sure you feel that way?

I've never been more sure about

anything in my entire life.

Listen, I gotta go.

Oh, sh*t.

- That was so scary.

- You're so brave. Get over here.

What are we doing in here?

- We can't do anything in here.

- Stop it.

What if somebody sees us?

Oh, my God, that was crazy.

Did you see his face in there?

Oh, my God.

Oh, hey, hey, I gotta call Patrick.

He just texted me saying...

Oh, typical, real typical.

You have a boyfriend.

- Yeah, whatever.

- Whatever, these things are so cool.

I'm gonna be right back.

- Do I look funny?

- I gotta take a piss.

Oh, my God... Wait,

where'd you... come on!

What do you think you're doing...

that's my sister, you piece of sh*t!

Joe! Joe, what the

f*** are you doing?!

Chill the f*** out!

That's enough!

This is the way you thank us?

We give you free tickets and you

come in here and act like a fool?

Nicole, we got a couple locals

fighting down here at the pig shack.

It's under control.

It's your step-brother again.

- I didn't do sh*t, I...

- Be quiet, Roy.

You know damn well if it wasn't

for Nicole, I'd call the cops.

- Touch her again, huh?

- Hey!

Yeah, man, I'm sorry.

What are you apologizing for?

My a**hole brother came out

of nowhere and attacked you!

Okay, he's your brother. He saw Roy

groping your ass. I don't blame him.

F*** off, Tina, Jesus Christ,

you're just as stupid as he is,

and I hate this damn macho sh*t, God!

That's enough!

Eve, take Roy and his girlfriend up to the

store and get 'em cleaned up, all right?

Hey, boss, you all right?

Yeah, just a little scuffle.

- Keep an eye on this one.

- Will do, boss.

Get out of here!

Hi. Did you find Sarah?

Yeah, I did.

- I don't know how this keeps happening.

- Maybe she had to pee.

I'm not talking about her.

I'm talking about you.

I'm used to her disappearing.

Every year, it's something with you.

Honestly, Nicole,

it wasn't his fault.

We were just holding hands

and Joe freaked out.

You were just holding hands?

Seriously?

You wonder why Matt

has a problem with you.

- I'm sorry, Nick.

- I'm going to the car to get my phone.

- Hey, wait a second, I'll go with you.

- No, please just give me some time.

I need to find Joe, I need to

give him... cool him off...

- Hey, f*** that motherf***er, all right?

- Hey, hey! Really?

Your language... I got customers

on the other side of this wall.

Sorry.

- Fine, go, text me.

- All right.

I wanna go to the corn maze.

Okay. Just be careful and

take your flashlight with you.

Please, make sure Sarah's out there.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Okay.

Do you wanna not tell my dad about this?

You know how he gets with me.

I'm not gonna say anything.

Don't tell his dad what?

What happened?

Nothing, just a big brother protecting

his not so innocent little sister.

Where's Eve?

Oh, she went to go look after Matt.

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