Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest Page #2

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1971
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into your own hands.

Give the matter some time and you'll see

that everything will work out alright.

Yes.

To Grayton's advantage.

He says, our land is worth less

than what he's offering to us.

- But keeps on buying it.

- Whatever he wants to do with it.

Anyway, I swear on the life of my son:

He'll never get mine.

Well, fine.

I really don't want you

to be offended.

The party is not over yet.

I'm sure that his father...

can be convinced now.

Mr. Barton is coming.

With your permission.

We were expecting

you, my friend.

- Where is my son?

- There's only one little formality left.

5,000 dollars for a piece of land

full of rocks and stones.

I must be crazy, seems like

I blustered into it too much.

But a promise is a promise...

- Come on, sign it.

- Where is he?

Sign it before I change my mind.

Make yourself comfortable.

These are the witnesses -

the law is represented as well.

Please.

MY song

Father!

Father, I've...

Here's your son, as I promised.

Absolutely intact - apart from a few

scratches and minor damages in transit.

Ah... my luggage, please!

The three big ones and

also the small one over there.

Be careful, there are some

very fragile things in it.

- A room.

- Yes, Mister, a nice, quiet room.

- There you go.

- I have to sign?

You're welcome.

Sando Kid. You are Mr. Kid!

We knew each other as kids!

What a fine snob you became.

I was at university,

learned good manners.

- But your family doesn't live here anymore.

- Yes, I know.

But I wanted to see this place

again for nostalgic reasons.

Accompany the gentleman, gargon.

To the big appaltement.

Fleur de Loca -

for men.

Yes!

Are you using it, too?

I sell it.

I have it here with my samples.

Good day.

I'm delighted, Miss.

Kent! Bring us something to drink.

To welcome him.

Here you are.

Nice, nice.

All refurbished in here.

We gave way to everyday life

as quick as possible.

Well. The village,

in contrast, stayed the same.

Almost lethargic. Quiet and undisturbed.

Nothing happens most of the time.

Come on, people,

what are you waiting for?

You sorry bunch of cowards!

Get out, you wusses!

I'll settle the score with Grayton!

My son is dead!

They've beaten him

to death to get my land!

Come on, come with me!

Help me!

Let's go!

You're just like a

bunch of sheep!

Let's go!

I'll catch every single one of you!

You gutless dogs!

Seems like something

is finally happening.

You'll all meet the same

fate as my son!

Grayton!

Let's bring it to an end.

- I'm here to kill you.

- Why?

Because I paid a lot

of dollars for your land?

That doesn't have anything to do with it.

You killed my son.

And now I'll feed

your cadaver to the hyenas.

The time of your

opression is over.

- Defend yourself, you worm!

- I'm ready.

But are you sure

that you will kill me?

Try it.

Shoot!

Show us, bigmouth.

Come on!

Barton...

May God have mercy on your soul.

In the name of the Father,

the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Oh Lord, once again I have to

bury someone who drew to late.

If you buried my sins,

I could do the job.

Kid!

Thank you, oh Lord!

Bamba!

Hey! But you're

disguised as a monk!

And you? Why are you walking

around dressed that lightly?

Where did you leave

your gun, my son?

After all the things I taught you -

the whole effort was for nothing!

You better take care of

a good Christian, brother.

Forget these bandits - they'll end up

hopelessly in the arms of the devil.

He does his job and I can see

that he does it with great conviction.

It was more than a fair fight

and I was the quicker one.

You too, saw how it went.

No, I didn't see

anything at all.

The others must have seen it.

- What happened?

- He insulted me.

- Everybody heard it.

- Almost everybody.

I, for example,

didn't hear a thing.

Hotheaded guys like Barton

are looking for death.

Who judges by the sword,

will be judged by the sword!

- Translated:
- Somebody

will avenge him as well.

Holy Scripture.

But I'm only

slightly endangered.

I don't even know

what a revolver looks like.

You seem sympathetic, young man.

Are you looking for work

here in Springfield?

No, just for a few friends.

That's what we can become.

We can surely find a way.

Yes, there's a

foolproof one, Mister.

The one, not to step on my toes.

Because that angers me.

It feels like I've

met you before.

But where?

Who are you?

Think about it!

One day, it'll cross your mind.

Adios!

We've got one customer less.

But on the cemetery,

we have one customer more!

To tangle with Grayton of all people -

he really provoked it!

You're crazy, Carson.

The whole ranch,

the land and the crop...

aren't even worth

10% of what I offer you!

I'm crazy, but I won't sell.

It's okay.

Then think about

the other offer.

We'll make a nice couple -

and an excellent fusion of capital.

Leonor can make her own choices.

Only animals are sold here.

If you keep up this comedy,

my men will get nervous.

- I want this land! So!

- We won't sell, Grayton!

Quiet, lame duck!

Or I'll break your arms, too!

- Isn't that Kid? Sando Kid!

- Hello folks!

Kid!

What a surprise, my boy!

Oh, come here!

Who would have hoped to see you

again after such a long time?

The world is round. It rotates

from one side to the other.

And you're back

from where you came.

- Carson!

- How are you, Kid?

You're a real dandy.

But here you might use

a colt instead of a cane.

- Do you recognize this girl?

- Who?

Leonor!

But... but you were

just a little girl!

Yes. Do you remember

the dolls you gave to me?

I still have them, all of them!

Great! This time, I brought

you something else.

It's from Paris, you know.

It's the very best.

- What a nice idea.

- Of course, what else?

A little, sissyfied idea.

- Mr. Grayton, Mister...

- Ah, please. We know each other already.

Maybe not for that long yet.

But we'll surely get

to know each other better.

Even if our interests

are different.

I'm selling perfume.

You, instead, deal with land.

So there's less danger of

stepping on each other's feet.

That's right, well said.

We're operating in too

different domains.

Me, busy with a small business.

You go for the high finance.

That's right, I have a certain success.

Why should I hide it?

But most notably,

I have lots of ambition.

Yes, I've heard of it.

They say, you want to turn

Spingfield into a railroad station.

The state's most important one.

My compliment.

You're quite well informed.

And when we have the railroad...

all the herds will

have to come here...

to be carried

to the big markets.

And they will have to

pay you a nice toll...

if the whole hinterland

belonged to you, right?

The whole area will

benefit from it.

I just wanted to suggest

Carson an alliance.

One day, the rabbit allied

himself with the lion.

But as great as the honor was,

it cost him his retirement pay.

Funny.

Why don't we meet in the saloon?

- Maybe for some poker.

- Alright.

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