Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest Page #5

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- That's not true.

- Sure, you betrayed me!

- No, I didn't betray you!

- And nobody can take that liberty.

It's not true, no!

No, no!

Leave me! No!

No! No! No!

Sheriff!

Come down!

This issue may concern you.

Unload this box.

Hey, treat it well!

It's worth its weight in gold!

What's this comedy about?

Go to the Crow's Pass and take

a bunch of gravediggers along.

Why?

Explain it.

We brought you

a present, Sheriff.

A bunch of dollars which

Grayton wanted to steal.

Don't you dare to insult

Mr. Grayton, dirty bounty hunter!

How can a dirty sheriff dare...

to wrong a real Captain?

May I?

Captain!

You're finally finished

with your trickery.

We will attend to the gold.

Make way.

Come on, put it in there, boys!

Is that enough for you?

Open the cell, Sheriff.

- What?

- Open it.

The key.

Come on!

Don't lose heart.

There's just one little thing left,

sheriff:
To arrest Lee Grayton.

- To arrest Grayton!

- Yes!

But there's no proof to

justify this kind of action.

There are six dead men

lying at the Crow's Pass.

Isn't that enough?

Let's go.

But Mr. Grayton can't be

held responsible for...

the delicts of his men.

One could argue that

you're one of them as well.

- Isn't that so, maybe?

- Me?

You see?

You're out of ideas?

Take your time and think.

We got the right place for that!

I just meant that you demand

something way too risky from me.

Grayton's house is like a fort.

He's got an entire army with him!

Courage is pal':

of your job, Sheriff.

That's a good opportunity

to demonstrate that.

We'll help you a little.

Shall we?

Brother, help!

Help me, brother.

Yes, my daughter!

My daughter, what happened?

- This time you were lucky, right?

- Yes, Captain!

Try not to spend

everything at once!

And don't run away.

Maybelle, Maybelle...

Don't lose heart, go ahead!

Have faith, my daughter.

Soon, you'll be in the arms...

Kid!

Kid! Come!

Maybelle!

Maybelle!

Kid...

Kid...

Maybelle, what happened?

Who did it, tell me!

It was... Grayton.

Is that proof enough, sheriff?

Act your part!

Arrest him!

My Lord, who you...

Mercy... have mercy on our souls...

Through your love...

in Heaven as on Earth.

What are you waiting for, Grayton?

We have to leave!

- Nobody's going to leave.

- They shot half the people.

The money is gone!

- What are you waiting for?

- Let's toast to your health!

You can stay here and

do whatever you want.

- I'm leaving!

- No! You're going to hell.

He never learned that he

has to obey me implicitly.

Dumbhead.

Nobody leaves this room.

Only to shoot Sando Kid

and his friends.

Did I make myself clear?

Get bristled with weapons

and take your positions.

When they arrive...

they should think that they're

facing an army and an arsenal.

Reveal yourself.

- Open up, boy, it's me.

- Hey, open up! It's the sheriff!

Close it again, right now.

Barricade the door and shoot!

Bowl them down!

After you, Captain!

Please!

Just go first!

And good luck!

As you command.

Oh Holy Mother!

Boo!

Come on, ahead!

Your sample case, Mister!

Good stuff!

Blasts you away, right?

What are you doing there?

But you're making an utter mess!

In the name of

the Father, the Son...

The Lord... The Lord shall

forgive your sins...

Hey, allow yourself some joy.

This game is really fun.

However, the violence...

Grab that one!

The usual...

Jesus, redeem him!

Jesus, redeem him!

Amen!

You'd better engage

yourself in flowers!

He didn't join in.

Hey!

Everything alright?

For whom the bell tolls...

the blame is on me...

Hey!

Two at one fell swoop!

But I'm just looking for one.

Here I am!

I knew that trick.

And I kept it in good mind.

Don't worry about

your damned skin.

I never shoot unarmed prisoners.

Do you remember now?

Who are you?

You gave me this, Captain.

And I learned how to use it.

Pull the trigger.

Shoot.

Shoot!

That would be a

comfortable way to die.

But I won't do you that favor.

I'm here to arrest you, Grayton.

Preferably alive.

That won't be easy, Ranger!

Just try it!

The man who could

handcuff me isn't born yet.

If you want me alive, come!

But then, I'll send you to hell.

Mission accomplished.

I've arrested him.

Arrested him dead, as usual!

Good thing that the law says "dead or

alive". And I obey in full respect.

Maybe too well.

And... and this bunch of dollars,

who benefits from it now?

Makes you hungry, right?

We leave that box to you.

But be careful!

It's allotted to the railroad.

- We allotted it to the railroad.

- When the railroad is here...

maybe we come back some time.

But why don't you stay?

We might need some men

like you around here!

And Leonor needs

a husband, urgently!

- Yes, exactly. Good idea, isn't it?

- Ah, just keep on joking.

I'm not made for marriage.

Just think about it once more.

I'd give you

a special promotion.

But if you refuse, I could

arrest you for disobedience!

Ah, okay.

If that's an order, I obey.

And you get the trousseau ready.

Sure.

Brother Bamba...

old bugger.

Next time, you'll have to teach me

how to become a good husband.

It's not my excellence yet,

but I'll give it a try.

Otherwise, there's

still the presage.

Goodbye, Captain.

- We're waiting here for you, Kid!

- See you soon.

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