Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #2

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My Miley life is gonna stay

exactly the same.

Hi, hi!

Ashley, are you lost?

You are so funny!

l've always loved that about you.

Mean girl say what?

(laughing) Stop it!

You are a delight.

We are gonna be such great friends.

Lilly, l love

what you've done with your hair.

l'm wearing a hat.

Hi, hi! What are you doing here?

- You said you were going to the mall.

- You said you were getting a manicure.

- l am, with my new BFF.

- You mean my new BFF.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow ow ow ow!

Uh, all your beach needs

at reasonable pric.

l... l got Mylar balloons

and... and day-old bran muffins.

Oh, come on, everybody,

they're nature's broom!

Hey, Jackson, how's it going?

l don't get it. Rico rips people off

and he still gets all the busins.

Well, maybe because at Rico's

you get overpriced hot dogs, right?

And here you get half-priced

food poisoning.

l mean, seriously, Jackson,

this relish... (sniffs) stinks.

- That's mayonnaise.

- OK. Hmm.

OK, so... So maybe the shack

don't have ''refrigeration''

and the food isn't always ''edible,''

and maybe we do have a little bit

of a ''bug problem.''

But the shack's got character,

- and like me, it's here to stay.

- (creaking)

l can fix this.

You got nacho chee all over

my mom's homemade jerky.

How will l live with the guilt?

l was supposed to take this

to the precinct for the other cops,

but now you got the meat

with the chee. lt's not kosher...

Oh, Detective Schwartz

is gonna go all mhugana.

Dude, l don't want to tell you

how to run your shack,

but this only works

for, like, really short people.

- Not now, Todd.

- Hey, what's this?

Well, it was my mom's

homemade jerky.

(Todd) Covered in chee?

How is it?

(chuckl)

(beatbox mouthing)

- # l'm the man who had the chee

- # l'm the man who had the jerky

- # We put 'em both together...

- # And dude, it really worky

(both) # Chee Jerky

# Say what? Say what?

Chee Jerky

- # Say what?

- # Say what?

# Mozzarella-moose, swiss-salmon

gouda-turkey

# Just one taste

lt'll drive you berserky

(both) # Chee Jerky!

Say what? Say what?

# And that's all

(mimics scratching) Frh

Sizzlin' Stewart, Smokin' Oken

Enterpris. Patent pending.

Chee jerky?

That's the dumbt thing l ever heard.

Maybe, but it's delicious.

- (groans)

- Just try it.

- (spits) Blecch!

- You don't like it?

lt's delicious and it's not mine.

Yet.

You see those sparkly stars in a line?

That's Orion's belt.

And that star just to the right

of the belt?

That's my new favorite.

lt's named Miley.

Shut up. lt is not.

lt is now.

Here's the certificate to prove it.

You named a star after me?

lt was either that

or a half-mile of lnterstate 5.

Miley, l've never felt so close

to anyone before,

and l don't want there to be

any secrets between us,

so l'm gonna tell you something

l've never told anyone before.

Please don't have a hairy back.

Please don't have a hairy back.

My real name is Llie.

Llie, right. That's good.

Seriously, what's the secret?

That is the secret.

And l love that name!

l had a hamster named Llie once

until l figured out it was a boy.

- Go ahead, make fun.

- No, no, no, l'm sorry.

l'm actually touched

that you trust me so much.

l do. And l can't tell you

how great it feels

that l don't have to hide

part of my life from you

'cause l know that

you'd never do that to me.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

Now we know everything

about each other.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

There are no secrets between us.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

That star didn't set you back

too much, did it?

Well...

So..

Yep.

(rustling)

Dad.

Don't you think the light would be

much better in the house?

Oh, don't worry about me, darlin'.

l can see everything

l need to see right here.

Oh, all right.

l'm gonna read Family Circus now,

so it should take about two seconds.

Ready?

One, two! Good night, Jake!

Uh... good night, sir.

(groans)

Oh, honey, don't be mad at me.

l gave you two seconds.

lt's not my fault

the boy's got slow lips.

lt's not that.

Daddy, tonight Jake

was totally hont with me,

and because of the Hannah secret

l couldn't be the same with him.

And when he asked me out

for tomorrow night,

l had to lie to him again

because Hannah's reading

to that second grade class tomorrow.

What kind of relationship will it be

if l have to lie to him

about half of my life?

Well, you could

always tell him the truth.

- What?!

- Or not.

Honey, l know it's a tough decision,

but l'm sure you'll make the right one.

No, l won't. l'm 1 4. l'm almost

guaranteed to ms this up.

You're the adult.

You're supposed to tell me what to do.

What kind of a father would l be if l

just ordered you around all the time?

A normal one?

l swear, you are no help at all.

Huh. Boy, even when l don't

say something, l say something wrong.

Well, at least they're off the porch.

''And so all the animals on...

...Hont lsland were saved.

All because Trudy,

the Truthful Turtle...

...promised she would never tell...

...another lie.''

Thank you, Hannah. Class?

(all) Thank you, Hannah Montana!

Do anyone have qutions

about honty for Miss Montana?

Or we could read another book?

How about, uh...

Frankie the Fibbing Frog.

Sweet niblets.

Samantha?

Hannah, have you ever lied?

Good qution.

Any more qutions?

Y, sweetie?

Why won't you answer

Samantha's qution?

Listen, sometim

life gets complicated,

and people get put into situations

that are complicated...

Miss Montana, l'm sure you're not

suggting to a class of second graders

- that lying is ever OK?

- No, no, no, no. Of course not.

lt's just that, uh,

sometim... you have to.

Hannah Montana's a liar!

(all) Ooh!

No, no! Of course not.

Listen, listen. (stammers)

You know... Well...

Superman don't tell Lois Lane

that he's Clark Kent,

but it don't mean

he don't love her.

- Superman's a liar?

- (all) Whoa!

- No, no, never mind. He isn't real.

- Superman isn't real?

Oh, OK, come on. OK.

How many of your parents have told you

that you're gonna be prident someday?

Well, see? Think about it.

Not all of you can be prident.

Odds are none of you will be prident.

(children crying)

What... lt's just that... (stammering)

Who wants free CDs?

- (all bawling)

- Free CDs, everyone!

Hey, Miley.

Got your call. What's up?

Jake...

...you were totally hont with me,

and l have a secret too.

And l'm not sure

how you're gonna take it.

Oh, come on, how bad can it be?

You're not married, are you?

No, l'm not married and...

...neither is Hannah Montana.

What?

l'm Hannah Montana.

(# Miley Cyrus:
One ln A Million)

l'm Hannah Montana.

Jake?

Jake?

Llie?

Uh, just give me a second, OK?

lf it helps,

you're doing better than Oliver.

He fainted when l told him.

Jake Ryan don't faint.

Llie, on the other hand,

is a little woozy.

(sighs) Listen...

...if you're gonna be mad,

don't be mad at Miley.

- She wanted to tell you, but...

- But what? Hannah wouldn't let her?

Well, you know, she's a pop star.

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