Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #3

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You know how they can be.

Total divas. l try to avoid 'em.

So it's just the two of you, right?

You're not also the Dixie Chicks,

are you?

No, just Miley and Hannah.

Two chicks here.

Well, if that's the case,

then l think you're both pretty great.

- Really?

- Really.

(helicopter whirring)

Oh, man, paparazzi.

(both) They follow me everywhere.

l think they're following me.

You know, uh,

big movie about to open.

Hello, millions of albums already sold.

OK, we'll just go ask 'em, then.

- No!

- Whoa.

You're not dating Hannah,

you're dating Miley.

You can't get caught

cheating on me with me.

- Huh?

- Keep up, movie star.

Ain't rocket science.

# Come on!

# You get the limo out front

# Hottt styl, every shoe

every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

# Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together

# And you know that it's

the bt of both worlds #

(chuckling)

(mouth full) Helicopters? Movie stars?

Forbidden love? lt's all so romantic.

lt would be even more romantic if

you would chew with your mouth closed.

So when you told him

you were Hannah, he didn't faint?

- Not once?

- Nope. Steady as a rock.

All man.

Well, uh, so am l.

l just hadn't eaten that day.

You know what the bt part is?

l can finally be myself with a guy.

No more secrets,

just a normal boy-girl relationship.

(music playing on screen)

Why don't you all take a picture?

lt'll last longer.

Hello, people! lt's just an exprsion.

Miley, relax. Just ignore them.

- Why don't l get us some drinks?

- OK.

Wow, l'm kind of thirsty.

You want, uh, water, fruit juice

or iced tea?

Are you sure you're not mad

l made us leave early?

That's OK. Giv us more time to...

(Robby) Who wants lemonade?

...say hi to your dad.

Y, sir. Sweet lemonade.

Refrhing and as close to puckering

as anybody's gonna get around here.

Excuse me, Jake.

- Daddy, could l talk to you in private?

- Sure, darlin'.

Listen, Dad, um,

l don't know how to tell you this...

Go away!

OK. l can take a hint.

l'm gonna step out and let you kids

have a little chat.

But just remember...

...the heating ducts have ears.

(sighs) l swear.

We'll never be alone.

We are now.

No, we're not. Right, Dad?

(Robby) Right, bud!

Don't worry, Miley.

Your dad's just being

a rponsible parent,

and l admire him for that.

(Robby) Won't work, boy, but nice try.

lt's not my nosy, annoying dad

l'm worried about. lt's your fans.

They wouldn't leave us alone all night.

Come on. Fans are just

a part of the territory.

Thought Hannah Montana

would be used to that.

She is, but Miley isn't.

That's the reason l made up the secret,

so l could go out in the world

like a normal person.

And that's kinda hard to do

when you're dating me.

A little bit.

Do this help?

A little bit.

How about a little bit more?

(Robby) l'm not hearing any chattin'.

- (loud whistle)

- (Robby screams)

Sonny, this Chee Jerky is fantastic.

You have to give me the recipe.

Oh, sorry, ma'am.

My mom's jerky and his dad's

chee recipe, they're top secret.

But l am a grandmother.

You can trust me.

You know, we would,

but we weren't born yterday.

And neither was this baby.

Coochie-coochie-coo! Rico!

(muffled) This isn't...

This isn't over!

That Cheeze Jerky will be mine!

(cackling)

Vmonos, abuelita.

Aw, man, it's packed.

This is gonna be a disaster.

No, it's not. lf Oliver orders

the chili dog pizza again,

we'll just sit by the window.

Actually l'm, uh, not hungry.

l'm all Cheeze Jerkied up.

Which brings us right back

to the window.

Stop worrying about Oliver.

l'm thinking about Jake.

No matter where we go, it's like a zoo:

The beach, the movi, the mall.

Everybody just do this...

OK, that's creepy.

Oh, and by the way, easy on the liner.

Lookin' a little trampy.

(imitating Borat)

She look very nice to me.

Thanks. Appreciate it,

but l have a boyfriend.

Big coincidencey,

'cause l have American girlfriend,

and her name is Miley.

Weirdo say what?

(whispers) Miley, it's me.

- (all) Jake?

- Shh!

lt's Milos. You like?

Look, now l'm just a regular guy.

l'm a nobody, like Oliver.

Brilliant! Hey!

- You did this for me?

- l did this for us.

Ohh, you're so sweet.

But could you please be sweet

without the accent?

l don't like!

lf it mak you happy, sure.

Just a normal guy with normal friends

eating normal pizza.

- Excuse me, people, l'm ready to order.

- (clamoring)

Hey, buddy, who do you think you are?

- Uh, well, actually, l'm...

- Just a normal guy.

ln Normalville we take a normal number

- and wait our normal turn.

- Oh, right.

No sweat. l did this

in an episode of Zombie High.

''Haunted Deli:

Take a number and wait... to die.''

So, uh, what number are we?

Uh, 32.

- Number six!

- Are you kidding me?

Milos!

Oh, sorry. Got it.

Normal people wait. l'll wait.

(ticking)

This is endls!

You know, let's go.

(imitating Borat) Look like Milos

has a little bit of temper.

(shuddering) How do people do this?

lt's agony!

How long have we been here?

Well, in one minute, it'll be exactly...

...a minute and a half.

Thanks for letting me cut

in front of you, sweetie.

My boyfriend just got his tonsils out.

(raspy) He can barely talk.

Honey! What's taking so long?

Did l say tonsils? l meant kidney.

My mom has a Taser.

(mimics buzzing)

OK, then, bye.

There you go, just what you ordered.

ls it all better now?

Totally.

And don't it taste much better

knowing you had to wait for it?

Not really.

Uh, you know, this ice cream

is making me thirsty.

Oh, boy.

l said, this ice cream is making me...

(muffled)

Normal people get their own water.

Really?

Thanks, kid. See you at the movi.

Mommy!

- Run!

- Why?

- (Taser crackling)

- Soccer mom with a Taser.

l've never felt this way before.

And l know you've only been in my life

for a short time, but...

...heck, l'm just gonna say this.

l love you.

That's right. l love you,

super secret Cheeze Jerky recipe.

Silly, silly boy.

(Rico yells)

Well, as long as l'm here.

Man, that's good!

(exhal) What a rush!

All night and no one recognized me.

You know, l gotta admit l wasn't really

sure l could do this whole normal thing.

l've been famous since l was

the face of Wonder Diapers.

(all) ''The only diaper

endorsed by astronauts.''

Did l tell you that already?

You might have mentioned it

once or twice.

Or 30 tim.

Anyway, it was a great night,

except for this wig.

l mean, it was worse than the one

l wore on Teen Bigfoot.

''The only thing bigger than his foot...''

(all) ''Was his heart!''

- lt still gets to me.

- lt's getting all of us.

- Where can l take this wig off?

- Upstairs.

First door on the left.

- Be right back.

- Can't wait.

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