Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #4

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Uh, Miley, we don't exactly know

how to tell you this...

- Jake's horrible.

- Yeah, that's pretty much it.

l don't understand.

l mean, Hannah Montana's a star, too,

but underneath Hannah

is... is a real person,

- and underneath Jake is...

- Uh, more Jake?

l really liked him.

- How could l not see this?

- Miley, none of us saw it.

Come on, it's the first real time

you guys have spent together.

And now that l have... Yow!

So what are you gonna do?

Learn to love his flaws?

Right. Like the adorable way

he steals water from little girls.

l have to break up with him, don't l?

- l think so.

- What if he gets mad?

He could tell your secret.

Guys, come on. Jake's a lot of things,

but he's not evil.

l'll tell you what, next time you people

give me an itchy wig,

l'll spread the word

and put you out of busins.

People try to ms with Jake Ryan,

Jake Ryan plays hardball.

So, what'd l miss?

- (all) Nothing!

- (cell phone ringing)

Ooh, guys, come on.

Let's watch me on TV.

Look how cute Jake is.

Why did you have to talk

and ruin everything?

OK, l've been thinking

about your problem,

and l got a couple ideas

how to fix it.

This isn't gonna be something stupid

like move to Peru, is it?

No!

Please tell me you don't have

''face transplant'' on there too.

(scoffs) Well, l wasn't... Fine.

And now l have to go

to another premiere with him

and act like he's not the most

obnoxious person l've ever met.

l just wish l could find a way

to get him to break up with me.

l know. He'd break up with you

in a second if you were

half as obnoxious as he is.

Lilly, you're a genius.

Oh, thank you!

Wait, was this about the Peru

or the face transplant?

- Peru.

- l knew it! l just... Sometim...

Oh, sorry, folks. We're all sold out.

Oh, but don't worry. Come back tomorrow.

There'll be plenty more.

Yep, that's right, Rico.

l'm turning 'em away.

And look.

lt's raining money.

l can't watch this anymore. (sobs)

Wait, wait, look, look!

l'm rolling in money. (chuckl)

(mocking cackle)

What you doin'?

Laughing like Rico

and rolling in money?

- You should try it, dude. lt's fun.

- Oh, cool.

Oh, but first,

my mom gave me the receipts

for all the suppli she bought

and we gotta settle up.

Please tell me the big one's for us.

You might want to look away.

Make it quick.

- Jackson...

- Just go!

(sobbing)

(sad cackling)

(sobbing)

And here com Jake Ryan

with his not-famous girlfriend, Milky.

- Uh, it's Miley.

- Anyway,

how do it feel to be

a regular girl dating a big star?

Hang on, Bri, l got a throat itch.

- (snorting, hacking)

- (shudders)

Oh, yeah. Mmm, much better.

You were saying?

Wow, Jake, this one's a keeper.

Oh, man, the lights are warm!

l'm just gonna air myself out. Bam!

l gus we know what happened

to the ugly duckling. (shudders)

(chuckl) Maybe

we should just go inside.

Oh, that's a good idea.

But, uh, first l gotta...

(deep breath) Oh, yeah!

That feels nice.

Yow! Anybody got a lawnmower?

There's a breeze in Pittsburgh,

if you catch my drift.

- Put your arms down.

- Why?

Oh. Oh, man, that's embarrassing.

l meant to braid those.

Oh, my gosh, uh,

l just forgot. We forgot to

feed the cat. Let's go home.

You don't have a cat, you silly goose!

Maybe we can build one

out of your armpits.

(exhal)

Jake, you haven't said a word

the whole ride home.

Did l do something wrong?

Stop it, OK? l know exactly

what you're doing.

- You do?

- Yeah, of course. l'm not an idiot.

OK, fine. Maybe l went about it

the wrong way, but...

Little Miss Hannah Montana

can't handle it

- when it's all about Jake Ryan.

- What?

Yeah. You'll do anything

to steal my spotlight.

- Face it, you're jealous of me.

- Jealous of you?

Why, y, l am.

l am a jealous egomaniac

and you should dump me right now.

You know what,

l'll make it easier on you.

(sobbing) Goodbye.

(mouthing) Please, please, please.

- l'm not gonna break up with you.

- (mouths) Dang.

Miley, we can get through this.

You'll learn to not be jealous,

just like l learned to be a normal guy.

Oh, sweet niblets.

You don't know what a normal guy is.

What are you talking about?

OK, maybe l'm not normal

on the outside,

but inside beats the

heart of a kid just like you.

That's from Teen Bigfoot.

- So?

- So...

That's exactly what l'm talking about.

Normal people don't say things

other people wrote for them.

Normal people don't steal water

from little girls.

Excuse me if l didn't know that.

OK? The only reason l did this

stupid normal thing was for you.

You know what? l'm out of here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Being normal's not stupid.

lt lets me have real friends,

and it reminds me that

l'm just like everybody else.

And you like that?

l love that.

And l thought you did too.

Remember when we met?

You said that sometim

you wish you had a normal life.

Where's that guy?

That's the guy l want

for my boyfriend, not this.

So how was the movie?

Good night, Nurse Nickel,

what are you wearing?

Daddy, not now.

Ain't seen that many feathers

since your Uncle Earl and Aunt Pearl

had their annual pillow fight.

Well, if you didn't want

to go out with me anymore

why didn't you just tell me,

instead of going all wooly mammoth

at the premiere?

Because l was afraid that

if l dumped you

you'd get so upset and you'd...

What? Tell your secret?

lf that's the kind of guy you think

l am, maybe l will tell your secret.

Here you go, darlin'.

Fudge ripple's

like a heartbreak airbag.

Don't stop the hurtin',

but it sure cushions the blow.

l don't get it. l lie to my boyfriend

and feel horrible.

l tell him the truth

and it blows up in my face.

Maybe l should just

give up guys for good.

Oh, honey, not for good.

Just until l'm dead.

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

lt wasn't the truth or the li

that caused all this.

lt was the boy.

He just wasn't the right one.

l gus you're right.

But you know what's weird?

Now that Jake's gonna blow my secret

l don't know which one

l'm gonna miss more,

my normal life or the guy

l thought Jake was.

Well, honey, no matter what happens,

we're gonna make it through this.

We always do.

At least l know one big, handsome guy

who will always love me.

Who dat? Oh, me.

- (man) Hello?

- Back here.

- Delivery for Miley Stewart.

- Really? Thanks.

Now who would be sending you flowers?

(Jake) Dear Miley,

l thought about what you said

and you're right. l do wish

l was a normal person sometim.

l just don't know how to do that yet.

But when l figure it out,

l hope l'll be worthy of someone

as terrific as you.

And, don't worry, your secret

will always be safe with me.

''Love, Llie.''

Who in the Sam Heck is Llie?

A friend.

A very good friend.

Well, let's hope it's not another actor.

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

l work here.

- But l fired you.

- No, you didn't.

Sure l did. And then

you opened that shack.

What shack?

But... But... But it was right over...

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