Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #5

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And you... (stammers) And Oliver.

And chee jerky,

and l was in a baby stroller.

lt's gonna be OK.

Let me take you home.

But you rolled in money.

Sure l did.

Thank you, l love you too.

Good night, everybody.

(chanting) Hannah! Hannah!

You guys want more?

You all are awome.

l'll sing all night long

if you want me to.

- Let's kick it, guys.

- (music starts)

# You want some toast?

l bet you do

# Please add some jam and butter too

# We're out of grape

So sad

# lt's all your fault, you bad dad

- You know what, son?

- Yeah, Dad?

You got nerve!

There she is, six encor.

The voice that wouldn't stop.

(raspy) Well, they were such a great...

(clears throat, still raspy)

They were such a great audien...

Well, this isn't good.

Here. Try some of this.

(voice cracking)

(squeaking) Help me.

# Come on!

# You get the limo out front

# Hottt styl, every shoe

every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

# Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together

# And you know that it's

the bt of both worlds #

(chuckling)

(voice cracking) # Do, re, mi, fa, so...

So not working!

And it won't work if you keep talking.

You know, honey, this used

to happen to me all the time

when l was out on tour.

And the only thing that would help

was when your mama made me stop

and not talk for a while.

l can do that.

- Mile.

- What?

You're talking.

Dang! Oh... Dang!

There you go. Now listen, keep it

like that or we're gonna have to cancel

the big concert on TV Saturday.

(whimpers)

That's our girl.

Now, if you need to say anything

for the next couple of days, use that.

Hannah Montana has never

canceled a concert before

and she's not about to start now.

l know that would just break your heart.

And when your heart breaks,

baby sis, so do mine.

''You got a hot date for the concert,

don't you, Jerkson?''

- Dad!

- She wrote it.

(scoffs) l can't believe you think

l'm that selfish, l'd...

- What's her name?

- Jenny, and she's a total babe.

So put a cork in it, froggy.

l got a lot riding on this.

Uh-uh-uh! Use the pad.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Miley, l know you want to get better,

but sucking on those lollipops

won't do anything but rot your teeth.

- Mm-mmm.

- Mm-hmm.

Mm-mmm!

(grunting)

Miley, release.

Fine. You leave me no choice.

(deep breath)

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!

- (muffled laugh)

- Ha!

(grunts)

Wow, a week without talking.

That's gotta be tough for a girl.

Not guys, we're different.

l can not talk for a month. Wouldn't

bother me. Girls, talk, talk, talk.

''Hey, Sally, nice capris.''

''l love your purse...''

Oh, now that's just rude.

Miley, l know this is gonna be hard

but you just have to stop fighting it.

We'll be here for you

until you get your voice back.

- Hey, Lilly, you want to catch a few?

- Oh, yeah!

(whispers) Please...

(whispers) Thank you.

You know, this is nice.

Just sitting here enjoying the sun,

the beach, the frh air.

That's the thing about nature.

lt is just so quiet and peaceful.

Not like the constant noise you get

when you're in the city.

(imitat horns and sirens)

Pull the vehicle over.

Pull... l know. Driv me crazy too.

- Hey, Oliver.

- What up, Dex?

Miley, feeling better?

Great. So, um, maybe

if you're not busy Friday night

we can go to the movi or something?

l got this one for you.

(chuckl) ln your dreams,

uh, Poindexter.

We're playing hard to get.

Ow! OK.

What she meant was,

Movi schmovi. Just plant one

on her right now, big boy. Ow!

Will you make up your mind?

You know, we're sending Dex

mixed signals, and he's...

Maybe another time.

''Four score and seven years ago''

was the beginning of what famous speech?

Finger on my hand,

find the smartt in the land.

Beep, beep, beep, beep...

Keep sliding, Oken, l can still see you.

Miley, make me smiley.

Oh, l got this one for ya.

Miley's answer is

''The Bettysburg Addrs.''

(scoffs) l think she means

''Betty Burg's addrs.''

Who's Betty Burg?

What? The only other thing on here

is ''l heart Dex''

and l'm not gonna say that

with him sitting right there. Oops.

OK, it'll be one week

in exactly three...

two... one...

Speak.

l know you're scared but

we gotta find out sooner or later.

Dad's right, Mil.

Mil? Oh, great.

Now she can't hear either.

You are falling apart just when

Jenny and l need you the most.

That is so like you.

Will you shut it already? l'm nervous

enough and l don't know if l can...

- l can talk!

- Y!

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

Oh, it's so good to hear

your voice again.

''l heart Dex''?

The last thing you want to do

is overwork it.

''Betty Burg's addrs''?

Oh, man, did you make her

look dumb!

- ''Plant one on her right now, big boy''?

- Like you weren't thinking it.

OK, now we know Miley can talk.

Let's see if Hannah can sing.

(singing Life's What You Make lt)

(mimics guitar riff)

Oh, Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful?

What's that? Oh, you bad girl.

(# Life's What You Make lt)

(voice cracks)

l'm sorry, Miley,

but this problem's not going

to go away on its own.

lf you ever want to sing again,

l'm afraid you're going to need surgery.

(raspy) Surgery?

- Really?

- Trust me.

We're talking about

a very minor operation.

- l could do it blindfolded.

- (shrieks)

l won't. l'm just saying that l could.

Not that you'd know. You'd be out cold.

Don't that make you feel better?

lt don't, do it?

l should stop now.

(raspy) You think?

l'm sorry. l'm just trying

to reassure you

that this surgery is no big deal.

One hour in my office, one week in

recovery, you'll be as good as new, OK?

- OK.

- Really, l mean,

the chanc of anything going wrong

and permanently losing your

singing voice are one in a million.

Oh, boy.

(raspy) One in a million?

What if l'm that one?

Doc, you were this close.

When l say one in a million,

it's just a figure of speech.

l haven't done anywhere near that many.

Uh, not that l haven't done a lot,

because l have.

l'm going.

Daddy, there was

a one in a million chance

you'd be a rock star

and that happened.

There was a one in a million chance

l'd be a pop star, that happened.

Face it, this family's

one in a million central.

Hey, Mile, l really think

you're overreacting.

This guy's one of the bt surgeons

in the country.

Yeah, Dad's right.

Bid, what do you think's

gonna happen?

Just as the surgery's

about ready to start,

a meteor hits a bus.

The bus driv into a hot dog stand,

a giant neon wiener fli into

the power lin,

the lights go off in the operating room,

and the next thing you know,

you're spending the rt of your life

singing like Aunt Pearl

after she swallowed that kazoo.

(coughing, imitat kazoo)

(raspy) Oh, no. l'm never gonna be

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