Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #6

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Hannah Montana again

all because of a giant wiener.

(Robby) Here you go, Miley.

Why don't you open this one next.

Y! Just what l wanted.

Now l can be just like Daddy.

Let's hear something

# Rock rock rock!

Yeah yeah yeah

# Rock, rock, rock!

Ohh yeah! #

l love you Tennsee!

Good night. Drive careful.

Did you hear that, babe?

This little girl might just end up

giving you a run for your money.

Maybe one day l'll have to take you

up on stage with me.

(both) Encore! Encore! Encore!

# Jingle bells, Jackson smells

# From 50 mil away, PU!

- (Jackson) l'm gonna get you, runt!

- (screaming)

- Hey, no running in the house.

- (crashing)

- (Miley) He did it!

- (Jackson) She did it.

Don't you just love Christmas?

Hey, Mile.

l made you a cup

of my famous loco hot cocoa,

with little marshmallows

so you don't choke-o.

Choke-o. Choke-o.

l'm gonna keep saying it

until you laugh. Choke-o.

Daddy, what if something

go wrong in the surgery

and l can't be Hannah Montana anymore?

Well, then, l gus you'll have

to pack your bags and get out.

Baby, that's not gonna happen.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Only thing you need to worry about

is what flavor ice cream

you're gonna be scarfing down after.

How do you know that?

'Cause there's some things

in life a daddy just knows,

like l know the sun's gonna

come up tomorrow morning.

Uncle Earl's never gonna be

an underwear model.

And l know your voice

is gonna be fine.

You get some rt now, bud.

- Good night, Dad.

- 'Night.

- Love you.

- Love you.

Miley!

Where is that usels freeloader?

Right here, Daddy.

l thought l told you to iron

the socks.

You know how l like a nice crease

in my hosiery.

Sorry, Daddy,

l'm still cleaning the oven.

Wait a minute. What's that

on the corner of your mouth?

Have you been eating the burnt bits

off the broiler pan again?

Sorry, Daddy. l'm just so hungry.

Mmm! Month-old trout skin.

My favorite!

Well, quit stuffing your face

and get to ironing.

Just because that surgery caused you

to lose your singing voice

don't mean you can lay around here

licking up trout drippings

like the queen of Sheba!

But l can sing, Daddy.

l've been practicing. Listen.

(sings This ls The Life off-key)

(bellowing)

Don't ever do that again.

(muffled) OK.

Now there's only one person

in this house that can sing

and we all know who that is.

# Jingle bells, Miley smells

# From 50 mil away

# Yeah!

Ladi and gentlemen,

please welcome Bucky Kentucky!

Thank you!

Thank you.

But Jackson could never sing.

And Bucky Kentucky? That's

the dumbt name l've ever heard.

You're just jealous

'cause you don't have a state

that rhym with your name anymore,

Little Miss Nobody.

Oh, please, like anyone would ever be

a fan of Bucky Kentucky.

(gasps) Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Bucky Kentucky. lt's Bucky Kentucky!

Dude, dude, dude, dude, you rock.

l love you!

Guys, what are you doing?

lt's Jackson.

l'm sorry, did you hear something?

Yeah. Sounds like a washed-up pop star.

- (all laughing)

- Let's go, kids,

or we're gonna be late

for Bucky's big concert.

The limo's waiting.

Ooh! Last one in's a Miley!

Guys, what about me? l should be

going to the concert too.

l was Hannah Montana once.

Please don't treat me like this.

l have feelings.

l'm not a piece of furniture.

Guys.

l'm not a piece of furniture.

OK, maybe l am.

(car horn honks)

Hang on, kids, l just gotta grab

my keys and my wallet.

Oh, there they are.

Daddy, what happened to me?

l'm nothing but a table.

Oh, honey, you're

much more than that.

You're also a coat rack.

Sweet niblets.

We'd love to take you along

with us, Mile,

- but you just got too many hang-ups.

- (laughter)

(Jackson) That's a good one, Daddy.

l told you l was funny.

No! Don't leave!

Somebody help me.

Please?

(woman) Baby girl, you always

did have the strangt dreams.

Mama?

- Mom! lt is you.

- (chuckling)

- Sorry.

- (sighs)

Your daddy gave you some of his loco

hot cocoa before bed again, didn't he?

He knows what sugar do to you.

Oh, l swear, when l'm finished here,

l'm popping into one of his dreams.

He is gonna get an earful!

Not helping.

lt's your dream, sweetpea.

lf you don't like it,

all you have to do is change it.

lt's not that easy.

Hey, maybe it was.

Where were you

when l was eating trout skin?

All right, baby girl, we both know

you didn't dream me here to ask me that.

Why don't you tell me

what's really on your mind.

l lost my voice.

And if it don't come back, then...

- Then...

- Miley.

Do you really think if you're not

Hannah Montana

you're no better

than a piece of furniture?

(groans) Look at that thing.

l swear, there's nothing

more dangerous

than your daddy with a pockettul of cash

and one of Uncle Earl's garage sal.

Mom, if l can't sing then l'm just...

l'm just Miley.

(sighs) And what in the world

is wrong with that?

l think ''just Miley''

is pretty darn terrific,

and l know she is strong enough

to handle anything.

- She is?

- Heck yeah.

lt's the way your daddy and l

raised you.

You're a wonderful girl,

and that's why your friends

love you so much.

What friends?

You saw the way they treated me.

Oh, for heaven's sake,

Lilly, Oliver, get in here!

lf she wasn't Hannah Montana

would you still be her friends?

Are you kidding? Of course we would.

Miley, you were my bt friend

way before l knew

you were Hannah Montana.

Why'd you all just walk out on me?

- (scoffs)

- (both) lt's your dream.

And it was only scary because you're

so worried about that surgery tomorrow.

lt's true, Mil. ln real life,

l sing like a starving walrus.

Mom, this is where you say

''Oh, no, you don't, honey.''

Oh, no, you don't, honey.

Just a regular walrus.

A cute, tone-deaf walrus.

- Thanks.

- l like your mom, she's funny.

She's pretty, too.

That's it, you're out of here.

Hey, why am l leaving?

l don't want to go.

Stop! This is not fair!

The point is, whether you're

Hannah Montana or just Miley,

you're still gonna be the annoying,

obnoxious little sister...

...that l love.

OK, you can wake up any time now.

l ain't done yet.

You see, no matter what happens

to your voice,

you have the most important thing

a person can have,

- people who care about you.

- You're right, Mommy.

You think?

Oh, what the heck?

Oliver, get back in here.

Thank you.

You were loved before you were

Hannah Montana,

and you'll be loved

long after Hannah's on one of those

''Where are they now?'' shows.

l think you're confusing me with Dad.

Oh, l am not worried about you one bit.

- l miss your hugs, Mom.

- Oh, baby girl.

They're never far away.

All you have to do is think about me.

Now, listen...

...say goodbye to your friends

and get some sleep.

You did good, honey.

Oh, you're doing

a pretty good job yourself...

...except for that hot chocolate

before bed!

Yeah, about that.

l know you always told me

not to do that,

but this was a very emotional...

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