Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #7

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Miley, you can wake up now.

Robby Ray, how many tim

do l have to tell you?

Miley, wakey wakey!

Cannot believe you still have

that table.

No wonder the girl's having nightmar.

Sorry, darling.

You know l always was a pushover.

That you were.

(singing You and Me Together)

Don't be scared, baby girl.

The surgeon did a wonderful job.

Your voice sounds better than ever.

(singing together)

(joins in singing)

Jackson, cut it out, boy.

Hey, it's your dream.

Not this time.

Well, if it's not your dream

and it's not mine, then whose is it?

l think l know.

(gasps, then sighs)

Mama was right

about that hot chocolate.

Mmm.

That was Mikayla

with lf Cupid Had A Heart.

Her first top ten hit.

All you need now is another dozen

to match the record of Hannah Montana.

What do you think, Hannah?

She got the right stuff?

- Totally, Colin. She's great.

- Thanks, Hannah.

That means a lot coming from you.

l'm welling up

at the love and rpect

l feel between the two

princs of pop.

Well, l think there's enough room in

the music world for both of us, right?

Absotively posilutely.

Adorable.

You're not gonna want to miss the two

sharing the stage next week

at the United People's Relief

charity concert in Florida.

We'll be right back.

l'm Colin Lassiter

and this is The Real Deal.

(man) And we're out!

Speaking of relief,

l've got the bladder of a kitten.

lt is so great to finally meet you.

l really am a huge fan.

Yeah, l hate you.

Thanks. l feel the exact same...

What?

Your voice is stenchy,

your music is stupid,

your outtits make me

want to puke on 'em,

but it looks like somebody

already did.

OK.

l don't know what your problem is...

My problem is,

is l'm ten tim better than you

and you're gonna find that out

in Florida.

Miss Hannah,

l'm taking all your fannahs.

OK, listen here,

you one-hit bobblehead,

the only thing you're taking from me

is lsons, OK?

Lson number one, this...

is how you do the head thing.

Yeah, that's right, l went there.

- Well, you know where l'm gonna go?

- Down the toilet with your career?

That's right, l went there again

and this time l bought property.

Back up, kid.

And don't go shooting off your little

tweenybopper mouth at my client, OK?

- She started it.

- Yeah, and l am ending it,

Little Miss Soon-to-be Used-to-be.

Whoa, Nellie.

l don't know who put the burr

underneath your saddle

but no one talks to my client that way.

- lt's OK, Dad, l can handle it.

- You heard her, Zeke.

Why don't you go wait out in the wagon?

- Excuse me?

- Oh, and while you're at it,

you might want to shave

the ferret off your face, OK?

l shave mine when you shave yours.

That's right, l went there.

(man) We are back in five, four,

three...

Great story, Hannah! (chuckl)

Hey, we're back and we're having

some fun now, aren't we, girls?

Oh, yeah, l just can't wait

till Florida.

Neither can l.

# Come on!

# You get the limo out front

# Hottt styl, every shoe

every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

# Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together

# And you know that it's

the bt of both worlds #

(chuckling)

l cannot wait to get to that concert

to show that two-faced

tone-deaf toad who's boss.

But you have to wear something amazing.

Mikayla always looks incredible!

For a two-faced tone-deaf toad.

l don't care what Mikayla wants.

lt's a benefit concert and all the girls

are sharing one drsing room.

Go Daddy, go Daddy.

l don't think so.

Because unlike you

and your ''kinfolk,''

my client didn't grow up in a barn

and we're expecting our own

drsing room.

Oh, l can see why you would need

more room.

l mean, where else are you gonna put

Mikayla's ego and your big mouth?

Step off, goober.

- Oh, darn, l'm afraid l'm losing you.

- (crunching)

We're breaking up.

l know that trick.

You're crunching potato chips.

They're corn chips, and

you're not getting another room.

And that's the way Robby Ray rolls.

Well, uh, could Robby Ray

roll out some cash?

Hannah needs a new outtit for Florida.

l thought you were gonna wear

that snazzy silver drs.

Dad, please, get with the tim.

That's so yterday.

That's because yterday's

the day you bought it.

What about the one you bought

at the place next to the place?

- No, that's too...

- You're right.

- When you wear that you have to...

- l know. l hate those.

What about the one l bought

after the one l bought at the place?

That go with the sho

with the things? l love that.

Me too.

Do you even know

what we're talking about?

No, but as long as it don't cost me

a wad of cash l'm all for it.

- Your dad is...

- l know!

(Jackson grunting)

(grunting continu)

(grunting) Push!

Push!

Push!

Son, are you working out on that

contraption or giving birth to it?

Laugh all you want, old man,

but when the guns come in

there's gonna be a new sheriff

in town. Pow!

And a new deputy. Bang!

When l was a kid we didn't have

money for stuff like this.

You know what we lifted? Cows.

And when it rained we went inside

and lifted your Aunt Pearl.

Try lifting her up after a bowl

of her homemade pinto bean soup.

Talk about your bang! pow!

Are you saying

that this isn't a workout?

l'm not saying that at all.

Thinking it, but not saying it.

All right. Well, l'd like

to see you give it a try, Flabio.

OK, but don't come crying to me

when l break your little

rubber band toy.

(grunts)

You know l'm just kidding you, right?

lt's not set for your height

and weight.

Fine. Then set it

for my height and weight.

Matter of fact,

crank it up to Aunt Pearl.

l'd like to see the rubber band toy

that can handle Robby Ray!

(groaning) Oh, gosh.

Hey, Dad, look, this is the drs

l'm going to wear.

What happened?

(imitating Schwarzenegger)

Mr. Puny-verse got a butt-whupping

from a little itsy-bitsy

teeny-weeny little rubber band.

l'm gonna get to feeling better soon.

When l do, l'm coming after you.

Oh, no, l better run!

(very slowly) No!

You look terrible. Are you gonna be

able to make it to Florida?

Lilly, he is obviously in pain.

We gotta show a little concern.

Daddy, can l get you

an ice pack, a pillow?

Are you gonna be able

to make it to Florida?

Don't worry about me, honey.

l'm gonna be fine.

(scoffs) l doubt it!

When my dad's back go out,

he can't move for days.

He just sleeps on the dining room table.

Last Thanksgiving,

we had to eat around him.

He had a muscle spasm.

(whispers) Giblets everywhere.

(groans)

Roxy, this treatment better work.

Otherwise l can kiss Florida goodbye.

Oh, no problem, girl.

There's never been a jacked-up back

that Roxy couldn't crack.

You know, l feel better already. This

treatment is starting to do the trick.

That's not the treatment. This is.

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