Happily N'Ever After 2 Page #2
Miss Muffet?
May I have this dance?
Roses red,
violets blue,
what I'm seeing,
it can't be true.
My Lord,
your curds and whey.
I understand the children
at the orphanage
were quite disappointed
Snow White wasn't there.
Yes. She's becoming
quite a handful, Grimm.
Indeed, My Lord.
Ruling a kingdom--
no problem.
Raising a daughter--
I'm lost.
Perhaps she needs
a mother, My Lord.
Someone like Queen Grace.
It has been some time.
Hmm.
Someone to help guide her
into womanhood.
Precisely.
And the people have been
longing for a queen.
Maybe you're right.
I will decide on such
things on the morrow,
after the rooster crows.
Hey, Peter.
My Lady.
Ugh!
Hey, Jack.
How's Mrs. Sprat?
Still keeping
the platter clean.
Thanks for asking, Peter.
We're going dancing, baby.
Huh?
Yeah. At the late night
dance party
down at the Hickory
Dickory Dock.
Oh, but I can't.
I told my father
I'd be home before--
Girl, you're Snow White,
not Cinderella.
Nothing's gonna
turn into a pumpkin.
And you have to make
an appearance.
Yeah. Please?
Damsels, let's dance!
Holla!
I just don't get it.
Snow White is nothing
like Queen Grace.
You didn't mess
with the balance, did you?
No. I didn't mess
with the balance.
Hmm!
Maybe there's a glitch
in the system.
Oh, well.
We'll figure it out
tomorrow.
Good night, Mambo.
Good night.
Why wait till tomorrow?
Gotcha. No, no.
No. Shh!
No, no, don't.
No, no, no.
No. You don't--
Don't-- Don't crow.
Shh, shh, shh.
Oh!
Daddy!
Why are you up so early?
Where was your robe?
Oh...
And it says
you cut in line.
Well...
Staying out all night is no way
for a princess to act.
Your mother didn't
raise you like this.
Daddy, I'm trying my best.
I go to all the events,
and I-- I wave and smile
to all the people,
just like Mom did.
But your mother went
to events to help people.
And I don't?
Sweetheart,
you're only interested
in having a good time.
But, Daddy,
that's so not fair!
Grimm.
Yes, My Lord?
Find me a queen.
As you wish, My Lord.
One more twist--
Whoa! Whoa!
Hey.
Whoa!
Aah! Whoa!
Huh? Oh.
Huh?
Ehh.
Ehh!
Mambo, what's all that noise?
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Hmm?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hmm.
I'm coming.
Oh...
Greetings!
And welcome to the Fairy
Godmother's Dating Service.
What does thou desire?
I have come
looking for a wife.
Then you've come
to the right place.
Just fill this out
and sign at the bottom.
Oh, it's not for me.
You want a wife,
but not for you?
I am here to find
a wife for the king.
The king?
- Yes.
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
The king wants a wife.
I'll make it my top priority.
And is there any
particular type of woman
the king wishes to marry?
Yes.
Someone just like this.
I want to look like this.
Uh?
Oh, and you shall.
I think we've found
your mirror.
Oh! Mambo!
Look what you've done!
What? I didn't
do nothing.
Oh, we have to fix it
before things get
really out of hand.
Hey, this is getting
kinda interesting.
Now I will be queen!
# It's a sign, it's a clue #
# Maybe this time
the sign will be true #
# You've waited in line,
paid your dues #
# With all the false alarms
and miscues #
A wife!
I hear "Well To Do"
is the king.
That's what I heard, too.
Sleeping Beauty!
That's me!
And tell me about
your best quality.
# It's a sign, it's a clue #
# You put it together,
and it hits you #
# Is it true? #
# You finally find
someone that fits you #
# Like a charm #
Oh, who is it now?
I'm sorry,
but we're closed.
I'm here about the proposal.
Oh, my.
Now, what would
Sir Peter like?
Damsels.
Holla!
Girls, I need some 911.
Subject?
- Clothing.
Situation?
- A boy.
Ooh!
Someone's crushing
on Sir Peter!
Hook it up.
Ooh!
Damsels, this is serious.
My Lady,
your father
wishes to see you.
Oh, sure thing.
I'll be there in a second.
So, what do you think?
Didn't you say
he liked helping people?
Yeah.
Then you should dress
like a peasant girl.
So not funny.
Snow White, your father
was quite insistent
that you come immediately.
Okay, I'm coming.
My dad's freaking.
I gotta go. Mwah!
Mwah!
Later!
15...
16...
17...
- Daddy?
What are you doing?
Exercising.
Gotta firm up the flab.
But--
- 20...
...you have bad knees.
Well--
Lady Vain says a little pain
should not keep me
Huh?
Who's Lady Vain?
Lady Vain is going to be
your new mother.
What? My new mother?
Excuse me. Since when?
Since I decided I wanted
to get remarried.
Lady Vain, I'd like you
to meet my daughter,
Snow White.
Mommy.
Snow White,
I knew you were pretty,
but now that I
see you up close,
you look just like
your mother.
And so do you.
She does have quite
a resemblance, doesn't she?
Daddy, what's going on?
and you needed a mother.
And lo and behold,
in walks Lady Vain.
She's just perfect,
isn't she?
Too perfect. Oh!
This is, like,
totally crazy!
I mean, you don't
even know this woman!
What's happening?
Whoa! Snow White
is arguing with her father.
This is getting good.
What?
What's going on?
Oh, no!
Get up here and help me!
Snow White, I am going
to marry Lady Vain.
Our wedding
is already planned.
Already planned?
Yes. When the cow
jumps over the moon,
and that is final.
No, it isn't!
Oh, dear.
Don't worry, honey bunny.
Snow White and I just need
some girl time together.
Oh! Snow White has to go.
She'll
ruin everything.
Oh. What happened?
She whined like
a spoiled brat!
She was so...
And to think I spent
the entire day
listening to the king
go on and on
about Queen Grace.
Ugh! Oh...
Mirror, mirror
on the wall,
make me feel better
and tell me
who is the fairest
of them all?
Go on.
Say what you always say.
Em, well...
Well, what?
Am I not fairest
of them all?
Well, now that I've
seen Snow White,
I gotta say she's looking
pretty darn fantastic
on the old fairest-o-meter.
I mean...
have you ever seen
such a natural beauty?
And have you ever seen
a cracked mirror?
Aah!
And then what would
become of the new you?
My power sustains
your illusion.
I can't destroy you,
of your happily ever after
in a closet!
Ahh.
The power of vanity.
Get over here
and help me with this!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Waa-ha-ha!
Oh, yeah!
Ow! Oh.
I'm here
to save the day.
Ugh. Just pull this rope.
So, how to deal with little
Miss Teen Queen Wannabe.
Whoa!
Hmm.
Uh-oh.
- Oh...
Now we're in
really big trouble.
I still don't understand
the purpose of this scheme.
Gossip.
If used properly,
it can ruin a reputation,
but not necessarily
about the person
being gossiped about.
Precisely.
And one bite
of this magic apple
will make Snow White
say the rudest things
she ever thought possible.
Really?
Ooh! Whoo!
You can be such a nag.
Lady Vain is rotten
to the core.
Apple joke.
Well, the apple works.
But-- But I don't know
anything about makeovers.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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