Happily N'Ever After 2 Page #4
The cute little
strapless couture
with organza
and gold thread?
And the draped pickups
and cinched pleats.
Uh, it was to die for.
We could get it
on back order.
Ooh, but it might
take a little while.
Can we push
the wedding back,
say, um, a month?
Enough!
How dare you subject me
to these peasants.
Have you seen
Snow White?
Has she returned
to the castle yet?
No, but I'm sure
she'll be along soon.
You know
I hope you're right.
Trust me, dear.
Hmph.
Now what?
Maybe it's time for a
little more direct approach.
So, my dear,
tomorrow's a big day.
Are you excited
to meet the kingdom?
Did Peter Piper
pick a pickled pepper?
Excellent.
Did someone
order bodyguards
from the employment service?
That's me.
Send them in.
Bodyguards?
Honey bunny, I'm not used
to being among the people.
It makes me nervous.
Oh. Well, I suppose.
Now run along.
We'll play some patty-cake
a little later.
Oh! I love patty-cake!
I'll make this simple.
No touching, no hugging,
no rubbing, no tugging,
no kissing babies,
no "let's take
a picture together
for my brother
who's a big fan,"
for I am royalty and
they are the commoners.
Can you handle that?
But, My Lady, you are going
to be the queen of the people.
Why would you want
to keep them away?
You are the first guard.
You are the alternate.
Ow! Ooh!
Sorry. Ohh!
Where are we going again?
Ohh!
We have some work
to do.
More work?
But I did that already!
The deal was "no questions asked."
Remember?
Whatever.
Just remember, my dear,
the job gets harder when you
only think of yourself.
# You're running
out of options #
# They must be
tryin' to test you #
# With such a big
bad problem #
# And such a tiny
little rescue #
The Three Little Pigs?
The Big Bad Wolf
went a bit crazy
and blew down
two of their houses.
So we're going to
help them rebuild.
# Try a little harder #
# Forget your reputation #
Whoo-- Whoa-- Whoop--
# You don't have
to be a martyr #
# You just need
a little inspiration #
# Little by little,
# Take a step and stand up
if you fall #
# You can make it
to the finish #
# But you still
have to start #
# Is a lot more
than nothing at all #
Oops.
# At all #
Aah! Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
I broke a nail.
Well, Wee Willie Winkie,
I'd say we did
a pretty good job.
Yeah.
# Hi-ho the merry-o #
Our houses are rebuilt!
They're rebuilt!
- Yay! Hooray!
Oh, thank you.
Come one, come all!
Gather 'round to meet
your new queen-to-be!
They're really excited to meet you.
And me them.
Oh, and I have
a little present for you.
The royal robe!
Oh, pookums!
A queen's robe
for my queen-to-be.
Ha! King Cole, you don't
want to marry this woman!
She's a wolf
in sheep's clothing!
Guards!
Aah!
- Aah!
So much for
the direct approach.
A wolf
in sheep's clothing?
Well, it's all
I could think of.
So here she is--
Lady Vain!
Shall we?
Stick close to me.
Baby-sit?
But I don't know anything
about babysitting.
It's for a friend.
It'll be a breeze.
Well, okay.
Thank you again
for babysitting.
I really appreciate it.
How do I look?
Uh, why don't you
let me do a few things?
There. All done.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm-- I'm almost beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much!
Now, children,
you behave yourselves
and listen to Snow White.
She's in charge.
I won't be too late. Bye!
But I--
Just, eh, play with them.
It'll be easy as pie.
Easy as--
No, I don't think you--
Finally, some "me" time.
Ugh! Look at my hair.
What a mess.
Play with dolly?
Oh, honey,
I'll play with dolly
right after I finish
my hair, okay?
I promise.
Hey!
- Hey!
Aah!
We want you
to play catch with us.
In the backyard.
Guys, I'll be done
in a little while.
Then I promise
we can play catch.
Ugh. I'll just be
a second more, promise.
Oh! Hey!
Give that back!
Look at me!
Hey, come here.
I'm a princess!
You monsters!
Come here!
Here, catch.
Stop!
Got it!
Hey! Oh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Ha ha!
Ohh!
Run!
Hey!
I'm a princess!
Whoop! Ohh!
Oh.
Why are you crying?
I'm the disaster.
'Cause you don't like us.
No, it's not you.
It's-- It's me.
It's just, I can't seem
to do anything right.
Try singing.
That's what Mom does.
# Hush, little baby #
# Don't say a word #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird #
# And if that mockingbird
don't sing #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a diamond ring #
# And if that diamond ring #
# Mama's gonna buy you
# And if that looking
glass gets broke #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a billy goat #
# And if that billy goat won't pull #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a cart and bull #
# And if that cart
and bull turn over #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a dog named Rover #
# And if that dog
named Rover won't bark #
# Mama's gonna buy you
a horse and cart #
# And if that horse
and cart fall down #
# You'll still be #
# The sweetest girl
in town #
Snow White,
that was beautiful.
Just remember,
Snow White,
the mirror only tells
half the story.
True beauty comes
from helping others.
Guys, I get it now.
I want to help others,
like my mom.
Uh, time
to change the guard.
Awesome.
It's good
to get out of here.
My Lady complains louder
than Little Boy Blue blowing his horn.
She sure is different
than Queen Grace.
No fooling.
The wedding is upon us, My Lady.
Our plan
is almost complete.
Our plan?
I-- I mean your plan,
of course!
If only Mother
could see me now.
Becoming Queen is going
to be even easier
than getting rid
of Snow White.
Ooh, terrific. Poofarama. Poof, poof--
Will you stop that!
What's this?
All right, Pinocchio,
good as new.
Thanks, Snow White.
You're welcome.
And no more lying, okay?
Okay.
Peter.
Snow White?
What are you doing here?
I came looking for you.
You want me to go
back to the castle?
Yes.
But why? Hold this.
To stop the wedding!
Here. If it makes my father
happy to marry Lady Vain,
who am I to stop him?
But he doesn't know what
He doesn't know
who the real Lady Vain is.
Hmm. I know
something about that.
There.
How do you feel, Humpty?
I feel fantastic!
Whoa!
Thanks, buddy.
And thanks a million,
Snow White.
You're welcome.
And stay off
the high walls.
You got it.
Hey, it's Snow White!
Holla!
- Holla!
Holla!
Thanks again!
Hee-ya!
Toodle-oo!
I'd like to help,
Peter, I would,
but I'm not exactly welcome
back in the kingdom.
And besides,
this is where I belong--
helping others.
They need me.
But your kingdom
needs you.
Please.
What is wrong
with you?
Weddings
always make me cry.
We have gathered here today
to join this man
and this woman
in holy matrimony.
The drawbridge is up!
I have an idea.
Can't we use the back door?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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