He's Just Not That Into You Page #6
then, after all that, wanting to take a
year off. And giving it a fun name that
you can put on t-shirts.
(looks at the baby, smiles)
I left him.
INT. HIGHLANDTOWN HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY
Ben, our married guy from the grocery store, sits on the
floor in a barely furnished room, and dials his cell.
BEN:
Hey, Anna. This is Ben. Look, I know
it's been a little while since you
called. I just - it took me by surprise.
But I offered to help you with your
career, and I don't see why I can't do
that, right? So, give me a call. Maybe
you can come by the office this week or
something. Okay, take care. Bye.
Ben hangs up. And STARES INTO SPACE until THE DOOR OPENS
TO REVEAL:
JANINE. Gigi's co-worker. And Ben's WIFE.JANINE:
Hey, how -
Ben is CLEARLY STARTLED.
BEN:
Sh*t - you scared me.
Janine looks at him.
JANINE:
Is everything OK?
BEN:
Yeah. Everything's fine. Why?
She sits down next to him, looks at him intently.
JANINE:
Are you smoking again?
BEN:
No, sweetie. Why?
JANINE:
Well - you get jumpy when you smoke.
Ben puts his arm around Janine, and pulls her close.
BEN:
I'm not smoking. So, why don't we worry
about what color we're gonna paint this
room, instead of worrying about things
that aren't happening?
Janine contentedly curls up to Ben.
JANINE:
I don't know - I was thinking maybe -
pink?
BEN:
Pink? Seriously?
JANINE:
Well, I mean, at some point.
Janine gives Ben a knowing look. He gets it.
BEN:
You sure we're ready for this now?
JANINE:
No. But I mean, we could paint one room
pink and one blue just in case.
Ben looks at her and LAUGHS.
BEN:
You've already created the perfect family
in this house, and we don't even have
drywall.
JANINE:
I'm sorry. I know I promised we'd wait
to talk about it -
Ben looks at her, snuggled against him.
BEN:
I think we're almost ready to start
talking about it.
Janine smiles CONTENTEDLY.
JANINE:
I've always liked the name Gisele.
Ben LAUGHS. She lets him.
INT. PORTER'S - EVENING
Packed, Federal Hill happy hour bar scene. Gigi and
Janine stand, squeezed in among the after work crowd.
JARRAD, early thirties, chats amiably with Gigi.
JARRAD:
Well, ladies, I guess I have to get back
to the office.
GIGI:
You go back to the office after happy
hour? What's happy about that?
JARRAD:
I met you.
Janine and Gigi melt.
JARRAD (CONT'D)
So, I’d love to call you sometime. Do
you have a card?
GIGI:
Of course.
Gigi hands him her card with lightning speed.
JARRAD:
And here's my info.
Jarrad hands Gigi HIS CARD as well.
JARRAD (CONT'D)
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
He starts to head over to his BUDDIES. Gigi is confused.
GIGI:
So, wait -- how are we doing this? Are
you hearing from me or am I getting a
call?
Jarrad turns back.
JARRAD:
What?
GIGI:
You said you’d love to call me, but then
you said "look forward to hearing from
you." See how that’s kinda confusing?
JARRAD:
Look - we'll talk. We'll get in touch.
He tries to take off again.
GIGI:
Ooopsie - you did it again. Very vague.
You know what? Why don’t we just say
that you'll call me, and then we can skip
all the nonsense.
Jarrad just gives her a blank stare.
GIGI (CONT'D)
Or I guess I could just call you -
JARRAD:
Goodbye, Gigi.
He takes off. The girls watch him.
GIGI:
He was cute.
JANINE:
Please don't cyber-stalk him.
Gigi looks at the name on the card - JARRAD MONTROSE -
and then - TEARS HIS BUSINESS CARD IN TWO.
JANINE (CONT'D)
Wait - what are you doing?
GIGI:
I'm not calling him. If he wants to see
me - he'll call.
JANINE:
Wow, that guy Alex really made an
impression on you. Was he hot?
GIGI:
No. He was just -- right.
Off Gigi, sipping her drink, full of optimism.
The offices of Baltimore's gay weekly paper. The
elevator opens - and in walks Mary, cheerful as always.
We follow her down the hall as she ad-libs hellos to her
co-workers. One thing becomes glaringly clear - SHE IS
THE ONLY WOMAN WHO WORKS HERE.
She gets to her desk and is descended upon by - BRUCE,
NATHAN, and JOSHUA. All mid-20's. All gay.
BRUCE:
So?
Mary looks at them, smiling, enjoying their impatience.
MARY:
He asked me out.
NATHAN:
Oh my god! He called?
MARY:
Well
JOSHUA:
He emailed?
MARY:
Umm
BRUCE:
What? Did he travel by carriage and
leave his calling card with your lady in
waiting?
MARY:
He MySpaced me.
The guys all look skeptical.
NATHAN:
Ouch.
JOSHUA:
I don't know. My slutty sister says
MySpace is the new booty call.
MARY:
Well, what am I supposed to do? Things
have changed. People don't just meet
organically anymore. If I want to make
myself more attractive to the opposite
sex, I don't go get a new haircut - I
update my profile. That's just how it
is.
The guys look at her, starting to understand. Mary's
PHONE RINGS.
MARY (CONT'D)
Back to work.
She smiles at the guys - they disperse as she picks up.
MARY (CONT'D)
Ad sales - this is Mary.
INTERCUT WITH EXT. LIGHT ST. - DAY
Conor sits on a bench, NEWSPAPER folded open on his lap.
CONOR:
Hey, it's Conor. Anna's - uh - friend.
Or whatever.
MARY:
Hey. So, did you see it?
CONOR:
I'm not sure about this.
MARY:
You gotta trust me. It's a burgeoning
market. You're gonna make a fortune.
Conor looks at the paper.
CONOR:
Yeah. I hope so. But, like - did you
have to put me on the page with the
massage ads?
MARY:
It was either that or on the page with
the personals. I made a call.
CONOR:
OK. You're right. Hey, have you talked
to Anna lately?
Conor leaves the paper and gets up. He walks away, still
on the phone, we STAY WITH THE NEWSPAPER AND WE PUSH IN.
UNDER VARIOUS 1 INCH ADS FOR MASSEUSES, S&M and LEATHER
TYPE SERVICES - THERE'S A HALF PAGE AD UNDER THE TITLE:
THE HOME FOR YOUR LIFESTYLE - CONOR BARRY - REAL ESTATE
Under which is a picture of Conor, standing in front of a
brick Tudor, a SOLD SIGN proudly displayed. In the
background - TWO MEN look lovingly at their new home.
INT. POTOMAC HOUSE - DINING ROOM - DAY
PAIGE, blonde and angelic, looks on as LAURA, CATHERINE,
and Beth pull on matching coral dresses.
CATHERINE:
I do not understand how you got mom to
sew all of these in two weeks.
PAIGE:
She wanted to do it.
LAURA:
Mom told me she felt like an old
Indonesian lady in a sweatshop.
PAIGE:
No, she didn't.
BETH:
Why again do you need to get married so
fast?
CATHERINE:
You're so pregnant.
PAIGE:
I'm not pregnant.
CATHERINE:
Chug a beer, then. I want to see you
chug a beer.
PAIGE:
We're in love, you a**holes. That's what
people do when they're in love - they get
married.
Everyone FREEZES. And looks at BETH. Big silence.
PAIGE (CONT'D)
Bethie, you know I didn't mean -
BETH:
It's OK. Neil and I are actually - done -
anyway.
This is clearly news.
CATHERINE:
Why didn't you tell us? You should have
told us.
LAURA:
You have to come over and have dinner
with me and Steven and the kids tonight,
OK? You can even stay over if you want.
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