He's Just Not That Into You Page #8

Synopsis: Baltimore-based friends and lovers, all in their 20s and 30s, try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships. Beth (Jennifer Aniston) wants commitment from Neil (Ben Affleck), who sees nothing wrong with the status quo. Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin) is tired of waiting by the phone, while Mary (Drew Barrymore) has a slew of supportive male friends, none of whom are straight. Meanwhile, Janine has trust issues with her husband, who can't trust himself around Anna.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures/New Line Cinema
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
47
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
PG-13
Year:
2009
129 min
$93,800,000
Website
3,498 Views


Anna goes inside. Maya looks to Conor, takes a sip.

MAYA (CONT’D)

You’ll see - we look strikingly similar.

My lips may be a bit fuller, but...

She leans back, puts out her cigarette as Anna returns

with A PICTURE. She hands it to Conor.

INSERT:
MAYA, in her early twenties. Black and white -

somewhere in New York. The resemblance to Anna is scary.

CONOR:

Wow. That’s - unbelievable.

MAYA:

So that’s what we’re dealing with here,

for reference. Imagine meeting someone

who looks like that in a coffee shop.

Conor looks down at the picture, then back up to Anna.

CONOR:

That’s funny, because, I mean, I guess I

kinda did. Anna and I met at a

restaurant. That serves coffee. So, not

a coffee shop, but...still -

He looks from Maya to Anna. Maya stands up.

MAYA:

That’s sweet. But if we’re comparing

stories -

(indicating with her glass)

She’s no me - and you’re no Tim Buckley.

With that, Maya heads inside.

MAYA (CONT’D)

Anyone need a refill?

Anna looks to Conor apologetically. He just smiles.

EXT. ANNA'S APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT

Anna and Conor walk to the front door of her apartment.

ANNA:

Thanks again for coming with me. You

make it so much easier.

CONOR:

Are you kidding? I like your mom. She's

cool.

ANNA:

Yeah, well - cool's not always what

you're looking for in a mom.

Conor smiles, understanding.

CONOR:

So, you want another -- foot rub?

He's trying. But it's awkward.

ANNA:

Ugh. I'm just beat. I wanna put on

sweats and get in bed.

CONOR:

I'd be into that.

Anna gives him a smile, opens her front door.

ANNA:

I'll call you tomorrow, OK?

She gives him a KISS, and goes inside.

FADE TO CHAPTER CARD:...IF HE/SHE'S NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU

TRENT, early 30s, talks to the camera as he drives his

Ford Explorer. He's cute - but trying a smidge too hard

- goatee, leather cord necklace he bought in Cancun, etc.

TRENT:

If a girl is into you, she's sleeping

with you. And if after a month - two

months at the very outside - she's not

sleeping with you, she does not like you.

I guess the trick is, how to spot this

girl early - so you don't waste the one

to seven weeks waiting to find out that

it's never gonna happen. So, I've got

some signs about how to spot this girl -

gleaned from my own experience, of

course. A girl will never sleep with you

if:
she calls you cuddly or dependable,

she pops a zit in front of you, her name

is Amber or Christine, she takes a dump

in your bathroom or she takes home

leftovers in dates 1-3. I know it's not

scientific - but I'm just saying - you

were warned.

INT. NATIONAL BREWERY LOFTS - NIGHT

Alex knocks and opens the door in one motion.

ALEX:

Hey dude - you here?

CONOR (O.S.)

Yep.

Alex heads to the fridge, opens it and looks in.

ALEX:

Wanna beer?

He pulls TWO BEERS out, shuts the fridge and turns to

find Conor standing there. He's wearing a REALLY TIGHT,

SHINY SHIRT and EVEN TIGHTER, VERY BLUE JEANS.

ALEX (CONT'D)

Or an apple martini?

CONOR:

Funny.

Conor grabs the beer and opens it.

ALEX:

Need I ask?

CONOR:

It's for work. I'm trying to expand my

client base.

ALEX:

By pretending you're gay?

CONOR:

No. By being more gay friendly.

ALEX:

Or, in real estate terms, by becoming

"gay adjacent".

CONOR:

Nice. I may have to use that.

Conor heads back toward his room.

CONOR (CONT'D)

I'm gonna try something else. This may be

too much.

ALEX:

I don't know. You dress like that - and

you're already seeing a girl who won't

sleep with you - I think maybe you can

pull it off.

CONOR (O.S.)

It’s not that she won’t sleep with me

douchebag...I have slept with her. It’s

just, you know, she...um...

ALEX:

Won’t sleep with you anymore.

Conor reappears, now wearing A FRENCH CONNECTION TYPE

TIGHT T-SHIRT AND BLACK JEANS.

CONOR:

Pretty much, yeah.

(re:
his new outfit)

So, what do you think?

Alex gives him the once over.

ALEX:

I think you're gonna have to beat 'em

away with a stick - you hot, sexy man.

Conor rolls his eyes and heads back into his room. Alex

laughs to himself and takes another sip of beer.

INT. FELL'S POINT CONDO - NIGHT

Leather couch, framed Orioles jersey - typical bachelor

pad. Gigi is making out with GREGORY, 30s.

GIGI:

Who would have thought that a random girl

from Pilates would fix me up with such a

good kisser?

GREGORY:

Back at you sister.

Gigi beams. They make out some more.

GIGI:

I can't wait to kiss you again.

GREGORY:

Umm. We're kissing right now.

GIGI:

I know. But next time. The second date

kiss is way more intimate.

As they start kissing again

GREGORY:

Well, I'm going out of town tomorrow - so

I'll be out of touch for a bit.

Gregory starts pulling off Gigi's top. Gigi pulls away

deftly.

GIGI:

Would you excuse me a quick second? Too

many diet cokes...

Gigi makes a beeline down the hall.

INT. FELLS POINT CONDO - BATHROOM - NIGHT

Gigi dials her CELL as she goes through Gregory's

bathroom cabinets.

INTERCUT WITH:
INT. ALEX'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Alex is also mid-makeout on his leather couch with a HOT

WOMAN. The PHONE RINGS. Alex grabs it.

ALEX:

Yup.

GIGI:

Hey, sorry to bug you again. Quick

question.

ALEX:

(to his hot lady)

Would you excuse me a second, babe?

Alex walks into the hallway.

GIGI:

I'm making out with a guy - PG stuff -

and then he mentions he's going out of

town, so he's gonna be out of touch.

ALEX:

Run.

GIGI:

But maybe he is going out of town.

ALEX:

To where? The Arab Emirates? Where is

he going that he has to be out of touch?

Gigi opens the bathroom door and SHOUTS down the hall.

GIGI:

Where are you going out of town to again?

GREGORY (O.S.)

Pittsburgh.

GIGI:

Pittsburgh.

ALEX:

Run.

GIGI:

So, now what? I'm just supposed to run

from every guy who doesn't like me?

ALEX:

Uhh - yeah.

GIGI:

There's not going to be anyone left.

Alex LAUGHS.

ALEX:

OK, I don't know why I'm saying this -

but I actually think I know a nice guy

who you might like.

GIGI:

Yeah?

ALEX:

Yeah. He's a friend of my brother's.

Bill. We'll all meet for a drink - it'll

be good.

Gigi smiles.

GIGI:

So, I'm in his bathroom right now. What

do I now?

ALEX:

You gotta come out eventually. But I'd

really take my time. Let him sweat.

He hangs up. Gigi finds some Crest Whitestrips and -

with determination - decides to APPLY THEM.

INT. GYM - EVENING

Anna's rolling up mats, etc. as a sweaty Ben approaches.

BEN:

So, we ran into each other.

ANNA:

You came to my class.

BEN:

I didn't know it was your class.

ANNA:

You called and asked me.

BEN:

But you didn't call me back.

ANNA:

Because you said not to call back if it

was my class. Which it was.

Ben recommits.

BEN:

We ran into each other.

Anna LAUGHS.

ANNA:

Totally. A couple of innocent folks - by

happenstance - doing their daily workout

near one another.

BEN:

Exactly. Thank you.

As Anna picks up her bag and walks past him

ANNA:

Wanna swim?

Ben watches her go, not sure she's serious.

INT. GYM POOL - NIGHT

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Abby Kohn

Abby Kohn is a writer and producer, known for How to Be Single (2016), The Vow (2012) and He's Just Not That Into You (2009). more…

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