He's Way More Famous Than You Page #8

it's time to go now.

Shut up, facebook...

That's cute, thank you.

No no, don't do that.

Thanks.

Okay, hej Halley come here for a second.

I still think you're cool.

Get out of here, scamp.

So...

Michael Chernus...

The last part of my

9th step of amends is...

Something that is really

difficult to tell you.

A year ago, i...

Violated your privacy in a major way.

By...

turning the intimate details

of our lives together...

Into a 10 page screenplay...

And 5 minutes teaser trailer.

I'm so... so sorry.

For betraying your trust this way.

My living amends to you is my sobriety.

In my sobriety I would work

everyday to treat you with...

Respect and dignity.

Okay, wait hold on.

You what?

That's what your movie was?

I'm so sorry.

Well, you certainly did

a lot of f***ed up things.

I've spent a lot of time

being angry with you.

But...

After we broke up...

I decided to make a lot

of changes in my life too.

I cleaned up my act...

I got my own place.

And I'm...

Learning to let go of my anger.

I love you.

Always have.

I know that it took guts to

apologize like you just did.

I've never seen that in you before.

I..

Have never seen that in you before.

What?

Your chin.

Your chin.

Cause you shaved.

Cause you...

- Because I shaved, yeah...

I never saw it, yeah...

- You never saw my chin before...

Because there was hair there.

That's funny.

- It was a joke...

It was funny, you just didn't get it.

Wanna get a fro-yo

before your big night?

Yeah. totally.

I totally do.

- Okay.

Come on, you.

You did really like that joke?

You tell a joke? I

thought you quit that.

Just cause you don't drink

doesn't mean you can't tell jokes.

Alright, you got this.

Ryan, my genius brother...

Will you help me make my movie?

- Yes.

So Ryan have to ask you a dire

straight question, right Ryan?

Halley and I have been working

on a new screenplay idea...

It's more like a comment on real life.

Do you be into directing it?

Yes.

The Untitled Greenlight Halley Feiffer

Vehicle Promo Trailer Project...

I'm ready to go again, now.

Alright guys, focus.

Focus.

Wow.

Halley, I need to take your prop.

- What, no Tracee!

Whoopsie Daisy...

You're such an idiot, I remember.

Wait Tracee, get me some more Rose...

No, no. Cut. That's a wrap.

The movie's over, you

can pack up your gear.

Take off, we're done here.

Michael!

We wanted to make it more

like Capturing the Freidman...

So we added some mysterious eroticm.

Mom...

Mom...

Ryan, why are you calling me mom?

I'm really worried about

my feelings towards Halley.

It turns sexual.

Ryan, who's Halley?

And where is Michael?

I love her, mummy.

What's that thing on my face?

Get that camera off my face!

That's Vanessa Williams.

Children!

It is i...

World famous saturist...

Jules Feiffer.

Hey dad.

- Hi dad.

Hi.

What are you doing? This is incest.

The last taboo!

You are besmerching...

The Feiffer kingdom, you

two should kill yourselves.

He's really good, isn't he?

You two should kill yourselves!

Halley, I love you.

I know.

Oh my God.

Yes!

We're so hard.

So awesome!

We're so good!

So good!

Yes, we are!

We're so good!

- Yes, we are!

Yes yes yes...

- Us us us...

Us us us...

I love us so much.

We are so vital.

I'm Michael Ausiello for TVline.com.

We're here at the premier

of Capturing the Feiffer.

Let's get the reaction. Hi how

was the movie? - Get off me!

Hi, how was the movie?

Reaction to the movie?

Hey, what did you think of the movie?

- I'm gonna throw up.

What did you think of the movie? -

It's sick. - reaction to the movie?

Reaction? - No. - Hi,

reaction to the movie?

2 thumbs up your ass...

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