He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown Page #2

You blockhead.

You shouldn't have showed him the leash.

You should have decoyed him with a bone,

and then jumped him and hog-tied him.

Than dragged the ingrate home

to those who appreciate him.

If that stupid dog doesn't come home

pretty soon...

...I'm gonna start missing him.

ALL:

Snoopy, come home!

[GRUMBLING]

[DISHES SHATTERING]

Here, here, what's all this ruckus?

You'd better ease up on that noise

or out you go.

You'd better clean up this mess.

As a disciplinary measure,

you'll sleep in the garage tonight.

[SIGHS]

[SOBBING]

[SNOOPY HOWLING]

[BARKING]

[CAN CLATTERING]

[SNOOPY KICKING DOOR]

Yes, sir? What can I do for you?

- Hey.

- Hey.

Boy, it's great to have you back, Snoopy.

I don't mind telling you

I've really missed you.

Tomorrow we'll see the kids.

They'll be glad to see you too.

[SIGHS]

- Hey, Linus. Guess who's back.

- Aah!

- He's back.

- Who's back?

[SNOOPY CLEARS THROAT]

He's back. Ugh.

Dog germs.

ALL:
Fight. Fight.

Lucy and Snoopy are having a fight.

Lucy and Snoopy are having a fight.

Good grief. Already?

Stand up and fight like a man.

Here now, you two. Stop that fighting.

Stop it, I say.

Who's fighting? I surrender.

I said, I surrender. I surrender.

I said, I surrender!

[THUD]

He's back.

Mmm.

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