Hell's Kitty Page #5

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This is a most powerful

spirit, and a vengeful one.

Yeah yeah, we know, sister.

But thank you for those

words of wisdom.

Now if you don't mind, I'm

trying to run a business here.

We beseech you, spirit!

Speak to us!

Tell us who you are and

what it is you desire.

How do we know if

this is working?

Oh you'll know.

(loud thud)

(menacing laughter)

I warned you sister, you see?

You see what you're

dealing with?

Do you wanna wait in the car?

Stinks like perfume in here.

It's Chaos.

Lisa used to wear that perfume.

(raspy breathing)

(wind howling)

Who has summoned me?

Who are you?

Rosemary Carrie.

Rosemary.

What do you want with me?

What I have always wanted.

You!

(thunder booms)

I don't even remember

dating you.

That's because I cast a spell

on you to

make you fall asleep

and forget all about me.

But why?

So she could kidnap

your cat while you slept.

She planned to poison it

because she

thought that you would

never love

her as long as the cat

was alive.

How did you know all that?

It's in the diary.

You planned to poison Angel?

Yes, but I changed

my mind because

I knew you would never love me

just as me.

So instead I poisoned myself!

(laughs)

And I thought I was dramatic.

Silence!

(coughing)

But as I was laying there about

to die,

I was careful to cast

one last spell.

What spell?

One final spell to

transfer my spirit into

the thing that you loved

most of all in life.

Angel.

(dramatic sting)

(demonic laughter)

What a b*tch.

I'm sorry,

but I don't love you.

I barely know you.

No spell or manner of witchcraft

is ever gonna change that.

(screaming)

What happened?

Her sadness has weakened her.

Rest, sister, rest.

I will summon her this time.

When the time is right

we must expel the spirit

from the cat and into

the goat as we planned.

I hope it works.

It'll work.

I saw it in a movie once.

Bring in the cat.

(ominous atmosphere music)

Whatever you do, don't

let the cat out of the bag.

(meowing)

Now!

Careful!

Don't touch him!

Who would eat a live cat?

Shut up, gypsy b*tch.

I don't want the cat.

I want you, and I will destroy

anybody who comes in my way.

(gasping)

[Nick] Stop it!

You fool.

You killed my sister.

Now I will kill you!

My power defied death itself.

You think you're any match

for me?

If I can't have you,

nobody will.

Adam, no!

[Rosemary] Yes!

No!

Yes!

I'm in control of you, fool.

No you're not.

I am.

I'm tired of pretending

to be somebody I'm not.

I'm not the downstairs neighbor,

I'm not the possessed

possessive witch.

I'm just me!

(clock bell rings)

Adam!

[Rosemary] No!

(groaning)

I wasn't gonna let

her hurt you.

You're not faking this one

are you?

Ow!

Sorry.

Oh God.

You really are hurt.

I always wanted to be more

than just

an extra or some

secondary character.

This has brought meaning

to my life.

I'm gonna come back stronger

than ever.

Like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

This is not a movie, Adam.

This is real.

Oh my God, it is real.

You do care.

(laughing)

I guess I'm too much of

a woman for them to handle.

Wouldn't you say?

Rosemary Carrie.

(dramatic sting)

I thought you were dead.

(laughs)

Is that any way to

greet a lady?

We come from down below,

baby

We come from down below,

we come from down below

We're crazy little

kittens, that much we know

We come from down below,

we come from down below

Where sexy as what

sexy is from fur to toe

We come from down below,

we come from down below

When we can, we screw

the man to steal the show

We don't take any crap

from all the boys in brass

We slice them and we dice

them 'till we burn them back

We come from down below,

where all inhabitants go

We're (mumbles) who play

the games

Get burned, you know

We come from down below,

we come from down below

Where sexy is what

sexy is from fur to toe

I wasn't always (mumbles)

or had a heart of gold

But once my life was

ruined, my blood ran real cold

(laughs)

I hate you.

Love is full of many emotions.

Hate is only one of them.

(dramatic orchestral meowing)

How poetic.

Your little kitten watches

helplessly as you die.

Just as I was forced to watch

you helplessly (mumbles).

Without my power your little

Angel is powerless to save you.

Yes.

Oh baby.

Oh baby!

(screaming)

Back off, you wicked feline!

No!

[The Devil] You've

defied me for way too long.

I've come for what is mine.

I'm coming to take your soul.

(screaming)

(fire alarm ringing)

It's okay Angel, it's over.

It's finally over.

(coughing)

(meowing)

All that, all that,

because some

obsessive chick had a

crush on you?

Some people are crazy.

It didn't help that she

happened to be a witch

who, in her own way,

loved me I guess.

Yeah, more like hated you.

Love is filled with

many emotions.

Hate is only one of them.

I love that line.

And then there was Lisa.

Yes, Lisa.

Where were you, Lisa?

I waited by your place for like

an hour.

[Lisa] Where are you?

I'm back at my place now.

I said to meet me at

your place.

You're so silly.

You must've gotten a few

furballs in the brain.

Or maybe you're suffering from,

what's that disease called,

toxic plasma?

What took you so long?

You look normal.

Thanks.

I can make some coffee here if

you want.

I just got back, I don't

feel like walking out again.

At your place, now?

Sure, why not?

But your cat.

I told you, you have

nothing to worry about now.

Right, you had her exorcized.

Something like that.

[Lisa] Is something wrong?

Strange.

Angel doesn't drink milk.

Oh?

What's strange about that?

It's just that there's milk in

her bowl.

Well maybe she's trying

to tell you something.

I'm sure a little milk wouldn't

hurt her.

I hear milk is good for cats.

Hmmm.

Sh*t.

You all right?

Yeah.

Do you like milk in your coffee?

Yes please.

So where is your little brat?

I mean cat.

I told you, you have

nothing to worry about.

No milk for you?

I like mine black.

You know, things will be better

off once your cat is dead.

How could you say

such a thing?

She is really a mean

little kitty.

She really was possessed.

I know it's hard to

believe, but look, even you.

You're better now.

The curse is lifted.

Things will be back to normal.

I promise.

I don't know what I'd do without

my cat.

She's all I have left.

Losing Adam was hard.

I've suffered so much

loss and tragedy lately.

The cops still don't know

what happened to the medium.

Her sister still hasn't said

a word since the incident.

At least I got a good lawyer.

I'm tired of people dying all

around me.

(gagging)

Okay, so you're the only one

to survive,

you're the only one who

can backup this story.

[Nick] No.

The medium's sister survived.

Unfortunately.

(dramatic sting)

You.

I'm sorry.

I never meant your sister

any harm.

I place a curse on you and

your pesky

pussycat for what happened

to my sister.

(thunder booms)

May all manner of demon, vermin

and beast, may all goblins,

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