Hell's Kitty Page #6

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vampires and

ghouls haunt you and your

troublesome cat.

May a thousand legions

of hellspawn

seek thee out all the days of

your life.

Wait 'till you and your cat

suffer as my

sister and I have suffered

until the end of time.

(screaming)

Angel, let's get out of here.

I'm sick of witches.

- They're here.

- They're here.

(dramatic orchestral music)

Hey, do you know how

to get to Hollywood?

Yeah, I was actually gonna

take a bus there myself.

It's that way.

Who takes the bus in LA?

Do you want us to give

you a ride?

Yeah, we can give you a ride.

Didn't your mother teach

you not to pick up strangers?

It's okay, I can take the bus.

He doesn't look

dangerous to me.

What's in the bag?

It's a cat.

It's only a cat.

I love cats!

Me too.

Well I suppose we can

make an exception this time.

Yes!

Come with us!

Come on!

Maybe my luck is

finally changing.

Hey!

- Hi.

- Hey.

You're very cute.

Hello, my little friend.

(meows)

[Girls] Awww, cute cat!

I don't get it.

All this fuss over a little cat?

You're very cute.

Her name is Angel.

[Girls] Awww, cute name!

Can we pet your cat?

(girls screaming)

(slashing and hissing)

You don't believe me do you?

As your publisher,

it doesn't matter what

I believe because

I'm gonna make...

We're gonna make millions.

Millions on this.

Boom, out, over, rich!

Together.

Well we have to negotiate this.

I'll do a little better,

I have a lot more,

I got kids in the house, what do

you got?

You got nothing, you got a

cat, what's that gonna cost?

Well it's getting late.

I better get going.

(purring)

She really is a cute cat.

You mind if I pet her?

(dramatic sting)

(rock music)

Chainsaw kitty

I'm a chainsaw kitty

Chainsaw kitty

I'm a chainsaw kitty

Creeping down the corner

Chainsaw kitty

I'm a chainsaw kitty

My chainsaw slices

away the fat

I wanna dine on

something more

It's time to get another cat

That's why I'm scratching at

your door

When are you gonna wake up

To the nightmare

that's in store

Well I'm a chainsaw kitty

Chainsaw kitty

Chainsaw kitty

I'm a chainsaw kitty

I'm not like those

other cats

My spirit looks for danger

No one can avoid my scratch

My claws are

like ten razors

I'm not like those

other cats

'Cause my spirit

looks for danger

No one can avoid my scratch

'Cause I'm a chainsaw kitty

I wanna dine on

something more

It's time to get another cat

That's why I'm scratching at

your door

When are you gonna wake up

To the nightmare

that's in store

When are you gonna wake up

To the nightmare

that's in store

Chainsaw kitty

Meow

Meow

I'm the kitty

with a chainsaw

Meow

I am the kitty

Chainsaw kitty

Meow

Chainsaw kitty

I am the kitty

with a chainsaw

Chainsaw kitty

Meow

Chainsaw kitty

I am the kitty

with a chainsaw

I am the kitty

with a chainsaw

I am the kitty

with a chainsaw

(dramatic orchestral music)

(chanting meows)

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