Here Comes The Boom
Oh, no.
Let's go. Come on.
And that is how a baby
antelope comes into the world.
The window,
obviously, would be...
Oh, hey, Principal Betcher.
The window would
be the birth canal,
whereas the whole building,
that... That's your
mother right there.
You're late, again.
No, I was just...
I was just giving a lesson.
I warned you, if you
were late one more time,
I would dock you
a vacation day.
Oh, yeah, dead serious.
Come on, pal.
I was teacher of the year.
That was 10 years ago.
Feels like eight,
though, right?
You got bus duty today.
Today, I can't,
'cause I, you know,
I volunteer down
at the youth center.
Not true.
Okay.
Everybody, open up your books
to whatever we were
working on yesterday.
Yesterday was Sunday.
Just get to work, okay?
Mr. Voss?
Mr. Voss, our textbook
says that
the discovery of penicillin
was the most important
biological discovery
of the 20th century.
But I read online
that this actually encourages
more potent strains
of infection.
Yeah, that's some very
advanced, college-y stuff.
Look, if you're done
with your work,
just go sit down and draw
on your desk like Martinez.
But I want to know.
Because if
the textbook is wrong...
Malia, the chances
of you actually using
anything you learn
in this class,
probably zero.
And I don't know if you
heard Mr. Betcher or not,
but, technically,
this is my vacation time now.
So I'm going to shut
her down for a few.
Oh, no, no, no, not today.
Not today. Come on.
Oh.
Bonus.
Now, remember,
please, listen to each other.
Help each other.
Inspire me.
This never happened.
We clear?
Join in.
Be together now.
Here we go!
Second violins, don't
overpower the first violins.
That's why you're
called "second."
I hear improvement
coming in the door.
Nice and subtle.
And you're done.
Thank you.
Mr. Streb.
Oh, right,
the quote of the day.
I forgot the quote
of the day. All right.
with a rock star
of philosophers,
Friedrich Nietzsche.
And he said...
Dan, drumroll, please.
"Without music,
life would be a mistake."
Nice.
Who's going to practice?
Who's going to...
I don't believe one of you.
Get out of here.
You were great today.
Mr. Voss.
And what do I owe
the pleasure of this visit?
Oh, the music.
I heard the music.
Sounds great.
Yeah.
these kids, huh?
Listen, I have
a huge favor to ask.
I have bus duty, and I was...
Okay, hold that thought.
I'm expecting this.
This...
See, the thing is,
my Aunt Cora,
she threw her hip out again.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it's nasty.
It's a nasty
hip-out thing.
And these pins and rods,
they're not even
connected to anything,
they're just loose. And I
wouldn't just ask anybody,
but I've seen how you are
with the whole
bus safety situation.
You handle it like...
I'm not going to...
Yeah, I'm going to
say it, you have a gift.
And...
Is everything all right?
You teach biology.
You know the body.
What are the chances of a
Well, it depends
what she looks like.
I'm just kidding.
That's more of
a fertility question.
My wife is pregnant.
No one knows.
It's still very early.
Please, please keep this
between you and me.
Are you kidding me? That...
It goes right in the vault.
That is locked.
Locked away. Wow.
Thank you. Thank you.
How old are you?
Old.
Oh. Congrats, right? I mean...
Well, yeah.
It's beautiful.
I mean, my son is 22.
He just finished college.
I thought I was
done writing checks.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a baby.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a baby.
Oh, you went low.
Okay. All right.
Wow. And thanks
for the bus duty, doing that.
I really appreciate it.
You want the vest on the chair
or just go with the... I'm
going to go with the desk.
I'm just going to put
it on the desk, okay?
Baby! We're having a baby!
Baby!
Can we take our seats, people?
Come on in.
We're about to begin.
Please take your seats.
You believe this guy?
All right, we're sitting.
Plenty of seats.
Come on in.
How much food do you think
is stuck in that beard?
I don't know, but I can
see corn from here.
Oh, yeah. You dip that beard
in hot water, you got ramen.
Hey, Bella. You know, I waited
for you for like three hours.
You waited? Where?
The bowling alley.
We had a date.
No, we didn't.
You asked me, and I said no.
No, it went... I said, "If
you want to go, just say no,
and we'll both know
it's code for yes."
You didn't really go, did you?
I did.
I waited for two hours.
You said three.
Yeah, but, you know,
actually, it's pretty hard
to see your watch
when you've been crying.
Okay, giving you
one last chance here.
How about this?
I swing by...
No.
Hello?
Thank you, everyone.
As several of you already know,
Wilkinson High School
has been operating
at a budget deficit
for several years.
Assistant Principal Elkins
and I have already conferred
with your union to try
to minimize the impact
on the classrooms,
but, unfortunately,
I have to make
some serious cuts.
Starting immediately, we'll
be freezing all supplies,
and, unfortunately, we have to roll
back to last year's pay scales.
Joke's on him. I didn't get
a raise this year anyway.
Me, either.
Also, despite best efforts,
we are cutting all
extracurricular activities,
which includes the debate club,
the music program,
the annual senior
class field trip...
Excuse me?
the music program?
You're actually
going to cut music?
I'm sorry. We simply
don't have the funds.
No, wait a minute,
Mr. Betcher.
We're talking
about Marty's job here.
How about all
the money we raised
in the car wash or
the silent auction?
Miss Flores, after expenses,
we only netted $750.
It's a drop in the bucket.
"Verbis defectis
musica incipit. "
That's Latin for, "Music
takes us where word cannot."
I mean, what about
the athletic program?
Those football players, they
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Are you trying to equate your music
program with the football team?
Are you aware that
the Booster Club alone
accounts for one-third
of our charitable donations?
This is a budget question.
And I just need
a little bit of that budget.
I've got 60 kids
with dented instruments.
Marty, what's your point?
Music helps the kids with...
With math. The kids... The
kids don't raise money.
This is about a budget.
Well, I...
I know how important...
You don't know.
Take a seat.
Come on. Why don't you just
take it easy on the guy?
Excuse me?
Let it go. Let it go.
Just back off him,
and let's move on already.
Why don't you not
tell me how to do my job?
Okay, and then why don't
you tell him the truth?
This is how we got
thrown out of softball.
Oh, and what would that be?
That you're cutting the music
program so he loses tenure.
That is ridiculous.
You are wasting
everyone's time.
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