Hills Have Eyes

[Geiger Counter Crackling]

- [Crackling Continues]

- [Breathing Deeply]

Help me! Help me. Help me.

[Panting]

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

[Groaning]

[Panting]

- [Spear Piercing Flesh]

- [Screaming]

[Woman]

My cake is ready.

##[Fanfare]

[Man]

Time for the show. Everybody on stage.

##[Man Singing Country]

##[Singing Continues]

##[Fades]

[Metal Signs Squeaking]

[Pig Snorting]

Ruby?

- Is that you?

- [Woman Panting]

Goddamn it.

Ruby?

Ruby?

Ruby?

[Panting]

Ruby?

[Panting]

If that's you, Jupiter,

I got some buckshot for you.

Ya hear me?

I told you, it's over!

I'm out! Ya hear me?

You're on your own now!

I-

[Whimpers]

I'm sorry,

I can't do this anymore.

[Woman Panting]

Oh.

- [Car Horn Honking]

- Huh?

[Man]

Hello!

[Horn Honking]

Hey!

- Ah! It's hot out here.

- Honey, you ought to stay

in the car out of the wind.

- Well, honey, I have to stretch my legs.

- Where the hell is everybody?

- Hello?

- Hey.

- Get up, jackass.

- Bobby!

Oh. Hey.

- Fill her up and check the fluids, my friend.

- Oh, yeah. Right away, sir.

- [Dogs Barking]

- Hey!

- [Woman] Beauty, Beast, stop it!

- Ah! Ah! Damn it!

You okay?

Tell me again why we couldn't fly

like normal people? Oh, that's right.

- They wouldn't let your dad drive the plane.

- Doug, relax, please.

It's their silver anniversary,

and they're so happy you came.

- Your parents can't stand me.

- Nope, you're wrong. They love you.

I could have taken them

on a cruise.

Hey, you know what?

Stop. I never ask you for anything, okay?

Just think how happy you'll be when

Catherine comes along on our 25th, huh?

- Huh?

- [Catherine Cooing]

[Kisses Lips]

- [Catherine Fussing]

- Aw, it's okay.

It's not gonna be

in a f***ing trailer home.

Don't see too many travelers around here.

Where y'all headed?

- San Diego.

- California?

- Uh-huh.

- Sure didn't take the fastest road.

Oh, no. We absolutely

had to see the desert.

- Didn't we, Bob?

- Absolutely.

There ain't nothin'

to see in the desert.

Really?

Did you hear that, honey?

Yeah.

Don't you know it's illegal

to smoke around a gas pump?

[Chuckling]

Yeah.

- [Girl] Come here. Come on.

He's a good little piggy.

- [Pig Snorting]

Little baby piggy.

Little baby piggy.

Hey, Bobby, come over here.

Look at this.

Oh, my God.

That's so random.

You two make a perfect pair.

- [Pig Snorting]

- Hey.

You're sweet.

Yeah.

[Chuckles]

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't pee there.

What the hell do you care?

Just turn around for a second.

Uh, hello.

Don't you see that?

Geez.

[Older Woman] She's so uncomfortable

in this heat. I told you to use cloth diapers.

- Mom, the doctor said these were fine.

- Look at those little cheeks.

- I know, sweetheart.

- Yes, she is. It's okay.

[Mom]

I think she's getting hungry again.

[Phone Beeping]

Uh, excuse me. Do you have a phone I can use?

I can't get a signal out here.

No, I don't.

Hey, Bukowski.

Give the cell phone a rest.

Sorry, Bob. Duty calls.

[Woman] Honey, you've been on the phone

since we left, really.

- [Doug] Well, sweetheart,

I've been gone two days.

- [Urinating]

I have to make sure that

my store's not burning to the ground.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Sighs]

[Insects Buzzing]

Thanks, Brenda.

[Groans]

[Growls]

[Shouting]

What the hell, Brenda?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Got it all over my hand.

[Mom]

How far are we from l-88?

- Freaking perv.

- What?

- [Man] You're at least five or six hours.

- You hungry, sweetie?

- [Mom] Why couldn't we

have gone through Santa Fe?

- It's nasty out here.

- Honey, could you put a cork in it for a minute?

- Well, if I do say so myself...

ma'am, your husband here's

quite right.

This is the only southbound road

going to l-88. From there...

you can take the 40 to California,

but it's a long, old drive.

That doesn't bother me a bit.

I like to drive at night.

I used to work the night patrol

for 15 years.

Is that right? You a cop?

- Well, detective.

- Not anymore, thank God.

- I'm starting my own, uh, security firm.

- Uh-huh.

You a cop too, mister?

No. I'm in telecommunications.

I sell cell phones.

- You won't find any customers around here.

- Yeah, no kidding.

- [Man] Everything's fine. Oil's okay.

- [Barking]

- [Woman] Beauty, come back here!

- [Taps Hood]

Hey, buddy.

What do I owe you?

- Uh, $46 even.

- [Barking Continues]

Oh, hey, Bob, here.

Let me take care of that.

I can still afford the gas, Bukowski.

Keep the change, my friend.

That's not what I meant.

- [Man On Radio Chattering]

- [Woman] Beauty?

- Beauty? [Whistles]

- ##[Man Singing Country]

Beauty?

Beauty? Come on, girl.

[Whistles]

Beauty?

Beauty? Come on, girl.

[Whistles]

- [Clattering]

- Hello?

- Is anyone there?

- [Beauty Barking]

Beauty!

[Barking Continues]

##[Continues]

Beauty, what are you doing?

[Gasps]

- Can I help you, miss?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

It's just our dog. She just-

She got out, and she won't stay put.

- [Doug] Lynn, we're leaving!

- Come on, girl. Let's go.

- [Horn Honking]

- [Lynn] Bobby, she keeps getting out.

- It's all right. I got her.

- Okay.

Oh, honey? Honey?

Could you, uh, tell him to take it easy?

- The heat's making me nauseous.

- Let's go!

- Do you need something?

- [Horn Honking]

- No, thanks.

- [Chuckles]

[Bob]

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go!

[Mom]

Honey, we're on vacation.

Yeah?

You know, uh...

it's not on the map,

but if you...

take a left at the dirt road,

couple miles from here...

- Uh-huh.

- It'll lead you through the hills.

Probably save you

a couple of hours.

Can't miss it.

Uh, there's an old fence right in front.

Well, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Old fence, dirt road,

two miles.

Mm-hmm.

You have a safe trip.

Thank you.

##[Bob Singing]

[Brenda]

Dad, I hate your singing.

##[Bob, Mom Singing]

[Lynn]

Guys, no.

- Stop!

- [Bob] Imagine the first people

to cross this desert.

They didn't know

where they were.

- [Brenda] Yeah, I can, because neither do we.

- Brenda, the road is here.

It exists.

It's got to go somewhere.

Besides, look how beautiful it is.

Look at the light on the rocks.

It's gorgeous.

- This is so f***ed!

- [Mom] Excuse me?

- Watch your language, young lady.

- [Bob Laughing]

I would like

a little backup here.

- This is such bullshit.

- Hey, watch your f***ing mouth!

Can we just calm down here?

We're all a little tired, okay?

Yeah, Mom. Didn't you grow up in the '60s?

Why are you so uptight?

Your mom didn't

used to be uptight.

- She was a little hippie chick.

- No.

You should have seen her when she was

your age. She was a little hottie.

- Dad.

- Stop that.

[Doug] Driving through the New Mexico desert

in the middle of summer...

with a broken air conditioner.

Great vacation.

[Bobby] I'm glad you came because

I would have been so f***ing bored otherwise.

- ##[Stereo:
Hard Rock]

- Yeah. So bored.

[Hinges Squeaking]

Oh. Give up on that, man.

I tried for an hour and a half.

Thing's ancient.

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