I'll Be Home for Christmas
- PG
- Year:
- 1998
- 86 min
- 1,073 Views
Hey, James.
12-32-14!
Jake, thank God, let me out.
Did you get my mail?
Math test.
A minus.
You made it look just good enough.
Did you score me
backstage passes to Dave Matthews?
That's my man. All right.
12-32... what was that last number
again? 168?
14, Jake.
All right, calm down, I got you.
Thanks.
-You're welcome.
Ian, what is the deal with you being
sardined into your locker again?
Eddie Taffett
and his troglodyte trio.
They're bugged
about the phoney lDs we sold.
l'll take care of them later.
Get on the net.
Change that ticket my dad got me
to New York
and book two seats to Cabo San Lucas.
Will you be taking Allie?
-Working on that now.
Morning, ladies.
-Yeah, wanna see?
No, it's OK.
Zone defence? Guess l'm not
going to be able to get in.
Unless... What's this?
Cherry crunch?
-Would I bring you anything else?
l'm sure that tastes good here.
lt would taste better someplace else.
What are you doing here?
You said you wanted to see what it
would be like to wake up next to me.
Oh, good line.
Premeditated or spontaneous?
Totally off the cuff.
l was inspired by the lovely sight
of you drooling.
l wasn't drooling, I was sleeping.
Sleeping?
l can't sleep, l've got to study.
You were studying subliminally.
You were absorbing it off the page
through osmosis.
Give me that.
Look, my final is in three hours.
You're here, just distracting me,
so get out of here.
No problem. Suit yourself.
l just wanted to let you know
there's a freak storm. Snowing.
Snowing?
We're in southern California.
lt's not...
My God.
lt's snowing.
Jake, you lunatic.
Where did you get a snow machine?
lt's a white Christmas,
just like home.
And here's a little Christmas cheer.
Egg nog?
My mother makes this from scratch.
And one more thing.
More? Do I detect
an overage of niceness going on here?
Just read it.
Two tickets to Cabo San Lucas,
Christmas on the beach.
Amazing.
-I knew you'd be...
Pissed.
This is the most inconsiderate thing.
l have plans
that are important to me.
lt's not like l'm asking you
A condo overlooking the ocean.
Forget it. You know I am driving home
to visit my family.
Tell them what I told my dad.
You're gonna be in the gym
for the next two weeks
in preparation for Ultimate Fighting.
That's what you told him?
-Sure.
When he found out I wanted
to stay here, he was relieved.
But I want to go home.
l want a traditional Christmas
with snow and stockings
and egg nog and carollers.
this Christmas.
You thought that you could have fun.
But what about everybody else?
Mom and Dad would be crushed
if I didn't come home.
What about your dad
and your sister and Carolyn?
Bringing up my dad's new wife
drains me of my Christmas spirit.
All l'm saying is, don't you think
it's time you went home?
Hey, there. Looking good today.
Thanks, Eddie,
you're looking nice today, too.
l'm not talking to you, Wilkinson.
Allie, what perfume
are you wearing today?
Excuse me?
New. Car. Smell.
lt would smell so good on you.
Come here and check it out.
l got one word for you. Beemer.
Stand away from the vehicle.
You got to be kidding me.
at the Viper Room, right?
lt's me and the Murph Man
and the Ed Man and the Ken Man.
We were waiting in line
for half the night.
the nod.
We go over there
and debut our brand-new lDs.
The dude goes...
-Bye-bye.
No one says bye-bye
to the Brandt Man.
Fellas.
What can I say? My subcontractor
has been slacking off.
l want to make this up to you.
l have a foolproof method
that will guarantee
you ace your History final.
But if you'd rather see
lt's up to you.
No cost?
Of course there's no cost
for the answers.
l couldn't do that to you.
You guys are my buds.
However, there is a nominal fee
for the beeper rental.
Wilkinson residence.
l'm sorry,
he can't come to the phone right now.
He's busy accessorising.
Jake, it's your dad.
See you.
How are things at the office?
-We're all off for the holidays.
l sent everybody home at noon.
Great. Getting ready for ski season?
Yeah, I just got my bindings fixed.
Look, l'm calling to find out
about you.
Are you still planning
to come home for Christmas?
l'd like to but I gotta stay on
campus and finish up that lab work...
Cos I got a call from my
travel agent.
He says the ticket I sent you was
cashed in for two to Cabo San Lucas.
He says somebody
sabotaged his computer file.
What kind of a world
are we living in?
Is the convenience of technology
worth the loss to our privacy?
Who would do such a thing?
Where will it end?
l agreed to let you go off
to school in California.
But you haven't been home
for the holidays since Mom died.
l think it's time
that we become a family again.
lf you were 18, where would you
rather be for Christmas?
At home with your family
or in Cabo
on the beach with a beautiful girl?
Allie's parents say she is coming
home like always.
l just really want you home, son.
Me too.
-As does Carol.
No.
-And Tracey, we all want you home.
Well, I just don't think
l can get there.
Not even if l... give you the Porsche?
Excuse me?
The Porsche?
The 195 Porsche?
The same one we rebuilt by hand
together
with the kid-glove interiors
and the original paint?
l tell you what, if you're home
when we sit down to dinner,
6:
00, Christmas Eve, the car's yours.6:
00.Not one minute past. Understand?
Yes, sir.
-We'll see you then.
Great. Bye.
You are mine.
All mine.
He cashes in the tickets
and you offer him a bribe?
Do you see anything wrong
with this picture?
Yeah, I do, but...
-But what?
Jake's coming home for Christmas.
OK, I got to go pack, you guys.
See you in an hour?
Nice try but no chance.
Must be defective.
l estimated it would be another five
hours till you tried to make up.
That's funny.
l estimate that it takes five hours
to fly to Larchmont, New York.
l thought you cashed your ticket in.
l cashed it back in
for tickets to New York.
Will you please accept my apology
and come home with me for Christmas?
You're unbelievable.
Tell me about it.
Ripley is doing a special on me.
So, why the sudden change of heart?
l guess you got to me with
all that sentimental family stuff.
l'm glad you're coming around.
lf you don't have family,
what do you have?
So, do you want to come over
and help me pack?
l can't. I gotta go tutor some jocks.
You're such a compassionate man!
l am a giver.
Pick you up tomorrow morning, 8:00.
This better work.
Run.
Look out.
What's taking so long?
Sorry, Ms Peterson.
-Coach likes to stay in touch.
Driving a Porsche, it's like
you have a relationship with it.
lt knows you. It's listening
and just responding.
So true.
Downshifting?
You don't know what it is
until you downshift a Porsche.
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