I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Page #6

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No.

You ever took a big, shiny blade

and just ripped a man

from his ass to his appetite ?

- No.

- Then cut his balls off and

made him squeal like a pig ?

Hammer. Hammer !

And then stuffed 'em

in his mouth and...

Okay.

It's all right.

- Well, have you ?

- No, but I been trained

to go out...

Hey, man, no way.

This cat get

all our asses killed.

Man, look at him.

He look funny.

Look how he's lookin' at us.

I can handle myself.

Oh, yeah ?

What makes you think

you can be a black hero ?

I'm an ex-football player.

Hey ! Kung Fu Joe.

Oh, my brothers.

I see you started without me.

Hiii ! How are you ?

What's happenin' ?

- Kung Fu !

- My man ! Hyah !

Hey, man, look, now that we're

here, what's happenin' ?

Here's the deal.

The first thing we do

is disrupt Big's businesses.

Break 'em all up.

The next thing is, we harass

all of his people.

Now look, once the deal goes

down, ain't no backin' off.

They killed my teacher !

Why, why, why, why, why ?

Teacher ! Teacher !

Wow !

Master Lee was

your kung fu teacher ?

No. Acting.

Let's get that sucka.

All right, guys, this is it.

Mr. Big's hottest night spot.

Every criminal and major player

in town is inside.

Gentlemen, you gotta have big

hats to come in here.

That's the rules of the house.

I think you're gonna make an

exception this time, brother.

All right, okay.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Hey, are y'all crazy ?

Don't you know

this is Mr. Big's place ?

Looks like you just lost

your liquor license.

Everybody get your hands up,

Take that funky gold

off your necks,

and put it on the table

right now !

Let's go. Hurry up.

Okay, you guys, come out from

under those hats.

Come on !

Wayne Evans !

The Evans Family !

- Fifth grade !

I want my nickel !

Give me my nickel back !

This is for your brother !

Let's just say I ain't forgot !

No ! Come on, man !

I ain't forgot !

I ain't forgot fifth grade !

Hey, man, from the waist down,

you're mine !

Yeah ? Get on a ladder

and see how tough you are !

Let me put you in a chair !

I was gonna buy a scooter pie

with that money, man !

Jack, shut up ! Shut up !

Now, all y'all listen up here !

Don't try to follow us,

'cause all your cars

are on blocks.

But don't worry. The police'll

be here to take y'all to jail.

And you tell

the rest of your family,

when I see 'em, they mine !

They mine !

And Lois Mitchell too !

Who's makin' love

to your old lady

are you out makin' love

Come out of there !

Move it ! Move it !

Let's go ! Come on !

Come on, let's go !

Move, move, move, move !

Let's go !

Let's go ! Come on !

Get out of here !

Aaaaah !

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

- Can I get a little coffee ?

- Sure, just a moment.

We got your greasy dairy.

Miss, I'd like a little

coffee here, please !

I just want a little coffee.

These cramps are killing me.

I'd like a little coffee,

please !

What are you, deaf ?

Can I get a little coffee ?

Please ?

Cheryl, you okay ?

I think I'd better go home.

- It's my time.

- Girl, me too.

I'm gonna go and lay down.

Okay ?

I know exactly how you feel.

Be strong.

All right, sweet thing, it's

time to come home to daddy.

Please, please,

just leave me alone.

B*tch, I said

you comin' with me.

Oh, sh*t !

You must got the devil in you !

No !

Cramps !

I asked you nicely.

Now I'm going to

rip your balls off !

You okay, Lenny ?

Yeah. It's a good thing

you came, boy.

Yeah, 'cause I heard you

screamin' all the way down there.

I wasn't screamin' !

All right ?

- Yes, you was...

- I said I wasn't screamin'.

- I was whistlin'.

- You was what ?

I was whistlin' for you !

You was whistlin',

"Willie, help get this b*tch

off of me" ?

Yeah !

Now get her butt in the car

before she wake up again.

Nobody, but I mean nobody

does this to me and lives.

Give me lieutenant Baker

on the phone.

Leonard.

Take the girl to the hideout.

Yes, Mr. Big.

- Lt. Baker is on the line.

- Hello, Baker. This is Big.

What the hell happened

last night ?

That soldier boy and his goons

hit every one of my operations.

He stole everyone's drugs,

money and gold chains.

I want you to help me

find those bastards that hit me

and get rid of 'em !

How am I gonna do that ?

I'm a cop.

I don't give a damn how. Set 'em

up or something. Just do it.

You wanna get out of the car ?

What's the problem, officer ?

Just step out of the car.

The door is ajar.

- Get your hands on the hood.

- Please close the door.

Your door is ajar.

Look what we got here.

I said, close the door,

shithead !

So you want to try

and set me up, huh ?

Waaah !

Everybody

was kung fu fighting

Huhh

Those cats

were fast as lightning

In fact, it was

a little bit frightening

But they did it

with expert timing

Your arm ! Spare ribs !

Have a nice nap !

Ohh, I'm gonna

kick some ass now.

So, just you 57 punks

against Kung Fu Joe ?

Master of karate,

kung fu, jujitsu...

And all other sh*t

you ain't never heard of !

Hey !

You boys goin' somewhere ?

How come their guns are so much

bigger than ours ?

It's a phallic thing.

I don't know.

Oh, no !

Hey, what are you doing ?

Get off of me !

Ohh ! Oh, no !

Hey, sorry, man.

I don't know that karate.

Me neither.

- You wanna fake it ?

- I don't care.

No !

I didn't shoot you !

I could've shot you.

I made sure that I missed.

I did.

Wait a minute !

Wait one minute !

You got a .45 revolver

that holds six bullets.

I counted at least 20 shots,

and you never reloaded.

- That's right.

- Come on !

Hold it !

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Hold it.

That's Big's nephew.

He just might come in handy.

You okay, man ?

All that damn runnin', man,

got my feet hurtin'.

But other than that,

I'm all right.

We'd better go find Slade.

Five, four, three, two.

- Hello ?

- Slade ?

- Yeah.

- It's Joe.

I've come to warn you...

They tried to ambush me.

And now they're going to

try and ambush you...

and the brothers.

I fooled you.

I'm not home right now.

- Leave your name and number.

I'll call you back.

- Say what ?

- Thanks for calling. Bye.

- He ain't home ?

Aw, homey ain't home.

- I've gotta find Cheryl.

- And just how you plan

on doin' that ?

We don't even know

where they're holdin' her.

Yeah ? Well, I bet

my man over here does.

Well, I'm glad you finally

figured something out,

G.I. Joe.

But I'm not tellin' you sh*t.

So how you like me now ?

Yes, you will.

Well, my pretty,

Soon it'll be you and me.

By midnight, your lover and his

friends will be dead...

and you will be Mr. Big's

big moneymaker.

Yes, you will.

War, huhh

Yeah

What is it good for

Absolutely

Nothin'

Uh-huh, uh-huh

War

Huhh

Yeah

What is it good for

Absolutely

Nothin'

Say it again, y'all

War, look out

Huhh

What is it good for

Absolutely

Nothin'

Listen to me

Ohhh, war

I despise

'Cause it means

destruction

of innocent lives

War means tears to

thousands of mothers' eyes

When their sons

go off to fight

and lose their lives

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