I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Page #7

---

I said, war, huhh

good god, y'all

What is it good for

Absolutely

Nothin'

Say it again

War

Whoa-ohh-ohh, lord

What is it good for

Absolutely

Nothin'

Listen to me

War

It ain't nothin'

but a heartbreak

Hey, man, are you sure

you got enough ?

You can never have enough,

brother.

Ohh, war

Is an enemy

to all mankind

The thought of war

blows my mind

Whoa !

Oh, jesus !

My nuts !

- Oooh !

Hammer ! Hammer !

Are you all right, man ?

Did we get

that son of a b*tch ?

Hold on, brother. We got an

ambulance on the way.

Let's get that sucka !

You think I'm cute ?

Uh-uh.

I'm cute, right ?

Mm-hmm.

I'm cuter than Jack ?

There she is !

There's only a few guys guarding

her, but I don't see Mr. Big.

Let me see it.

Yeah. Hmm.

Look, here's the plan.

I'll take this rope and repel

down the wall over there,

take one of these bombs,

crash through the window

causing a diversion.

Once I'm inside, Jack, you go

through that window,

and Slammer,

go through that door.

How come I can't go

through the window ?

I never get to no more.

Well, pardon f***in' me, then.

Okay, you crash through

the goddamn window,

and Jack,

you go through the door.

Got it.

I'll start at the top,

you get at the bottom, and if

we're lucky we'll survive this.

Lift !

Ohh !

Give me a hand.

You farted ?

Slade ! Slade, come in !

You ready ?

Nobody move !

Are you all right ?

Man, I'm all right.

It's been a long time.

I'm just a little rusty.

Here we go, here we go

Aaah !

Weasel... What ?

What happened to you, Weasel ?

Soldier boy !

Oh, damn !

The soldier boy is here, man !

Jack ! I'm hit !

Sh*t.

You okay ?

I'm hit.

Where you... Where you hit at ?

In my foot.

Oh, my god.

They shot me in my bunion, man.

Damn, man, I can't go on.

W-well, what am I gon' do ?

Get 'em for me, Jack.

I c... But I can't !

I can't go alone !

You're down,

and Slade's not here !

I c...

Slade !

Ain't nobody

shootin' my baby.

Ma ! Ma, you promised !

Shh ! I know I promised.

What am I supposed to do,

stand by while they kill you ?

- Let's get out of here.

Follow me.

- No, you follow me.

- Follow me !

- I don't care who follows who.

If y'all step on my bunion,

I'll kill both of you.

- You gon' be okay, man ?

- I'll be okay.

I can do it, man.

I won't let you down.

You gotta put that foot

in some epsom salts,

get that swellin' outta there.

- Come on, mama !

- Let's get outta here.

Through that door !

Go, go, go !

Open this door !

Jack, let me outta here !

Jack !

Jack ! Jack !

Let me outta here !

Open this door !

Slade ? Anybody !

Hard-core military

Jack !

Jack !

Jack !

Aaah !

My eyes !

My eyes ! My eyes !

Aaah ! Aaah !

Aaah !

Get me outta here !

I missed you too, muffin.

Oh, this ?

This hurt real bad.

But I'm okay, you know.

All right, soldier boy.

Party's over, baby.

Where you want your bullet ?

Where you want it ?

He's a Flyguy

Chill it, brother.

I wouldn't do that

if I was you... Chump.

Man, I don't know who you are,

but I owe you one.

Now, you...

Where's Big ?

Forget about Big.

Grab the chick.

Let's split.

Not so fast, boys !

Nobody moves,

or the girl gets it first.

Get over there !

You ?

You're Mr. Big ?

- But I thought you were...

- What ?

Above playing

an exploitation villain ?

Well, you're wrong !

Lots of famous people have

done exploitation movies.

Uh, Shelley Winters

was in, uh...

Cleopatra Jones.

Mm-Hmm !

Uh, Angie Dickinson.

- Uh, Big Bad Mama !

- Big Bad Mama.

- Jamie Lee Curtis ?

- Uh...

Halloween!

Right, right, right !

And now I'm Mr. Big.

And I'm sorry, boys,

But there ain't gonna be

a sequel to this one.

Don't try it, Big.

I got you, sucka.

You did it, Jack.

You did it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did it.

Let's go home.

Okay.

- What about him ?

- Ah, let him go.

Hey, thanks, man.

I promise, man,

I'm gon' go straight.

- Yeah, well, you know

there's two ways out of here.

- Oh, man !

All y'all just kiss

my natural black ass !

Didn't he know

about the elevator ?

Okay, let's go !

Let's move it !

Move it !

Watch your head.

Looks like I'd better

go check my flypaper,

see what's stickin'.

You owe me one.

And you got it.

Get in that car !

Watch your head.

Hey, Peterson,

clear this mess up.

You got it.

What about Hammer and Slammer ?

Hammer'll be all right.

A few flesh wounds.

It seems that bullets

have a difficult time

finding his vital parts.

And Slammer, well,

it'll be a while before

he wears any tight shoes.

Jack ! Jack Spade !

I will never forgive you

for lockin' me in that closet.

How could you do that

to your mama ?

Huh ? How could you ?

M-ma, now listen.

I can ex...

You can explain ?

Explain how I laid up in that

hospital for 36 hours in labor,

tryin' to give birth to you !

I almost died.

Explain how I sacrificed

my entire life for you,

tryin' to raise you right !

Explain !

Bell. Bell.

I told him to do it.

How could you,

Slade ?

Because I love you,

and I wanted to make sure

we'd be together again.

Oh, Slade.

Oh, baby.

- Yo, Jack, what's up, man ?

- Yo, B.D.P.

Jack, who are these guys ?

That's my theme music.

Every good hero

should have some.

See you around.

Again we start

let me say my part

About the only guy

who has some heart

It took some time

for the heart to come

but it's here

And everybody's in fear

Crashin' through

the door of that whore

Bringin' an end

to this gold chain war

What you saw

KRS-ONE is now seeing

Another fly human being

Making no excuses

for the losers

Chain snatchers, pimps

drug abusers

You don't like it

but you gotta keep pushing

Until somebody starts

mushing all these suckers

Claimin' to rule

they environment

No, man

I ain't buyin' it

You seem to think that

everybody can be taught

That everyone else

can be bought

But you took it short

'cause one guy

hasn't been paid

Rate this script:4.0 / 4 votes