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f***ing understand?
I mean, this is
f***ing ridiculous, dude.
No, it's gonna work out.
- As soon--
- I will work it out!
Yes!
What should I tell her?
Just shut the f*** up.
I'm still here
through these years
I don't scare--
I can't believe this.
Joaquin's watching TV last night
and he saw like Hanks and Diddy
were at the inauguration.
Diddy hasn't called.
Suddenly we've got to go
to Washington.
I don't know what we're gonna do
when we get there
'cause we don't have a car,
we don't have a place to stay.
All we got were
one-way tickets.
to host a party at the inauguration.
Not even a vice president party
so he's not happy about that either.
How could we not have a car?
What a goddamned
f***ing joke this is.
You know, I got up,
I tried to wake up Joaq
to go to the inauguration,
and he wouldn't get up.
He just would not wake up.
So we left him there and then came back
and he was all pissed off
with the once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity
and he missed it.
And now he's freaking out
about not having weed.
on this leg of the adventure.
...every step of the way.
That's why
Weight Watchers created
the brand new
Momentum program.
Can we call him please?
I beg you.
I mean, it's totally--
Are you crazy?
We have to have patience.
We're going to take a look back
at this truly remarkable day.
Can you please clip
my f***ing hairs, dude?
Don't! You don't have to hold it.
I'll hold it.
- I have to hold it.
- I'll hold it. Don't touch it, just do it.
- It grows back twice as fast.
- So f***ing what, dude?
Quit being
so goddamned negative.
Why don't you
shave it off, dude?
I'm not going
to f***ing shave it off.
- It's disgusting.
- Because we're not getting a full trim.
- You're gonna get stubble.
- We gotta go.
- Why?
- Leo's hosting the first ball.
I do f***ing "Reservation Road,"
it sucks, no nominations.
He does f***ing "Revolutionary Road,"
and f***ing gets nominated.
- It's bullshit.
- He's biting your sh*t.
He didn't bite my sh*t.
He just f***ing
got a better thing.
He's luckier.
I won't-- I think
we should get rolling.
Well, great.
I'd like a f***ing joint
and to be anywhere other
than Washington-f***ing-D.C.
But life is not
a Christmas day.
'Cause I don't even give a sh*t
if he does the record or not, dude.
I don't f***ing care.
But he said that he wants to do it.
Now everyone's talking about it
in the f***ing papers.
That's what everyone expects,
now I'm in that position.
Honestly, what have you
f***ing done?
What have we done thus far?
We don't have a f***ing flight?
What did f***ing EJO say?
What did
Said we're f***ing...
turned into-- 10% of us into water
that goes down a stream
and emanates into
the f***ing ocean
where we're rehydrated
into the f***ing clouds
and placed back down as snow
on the f***ing mountain--
on top of the mountain.
That's what it's about.
You know what I mean?
And that's how I'm f***ing living.
That's why this is big for me.
That's why who cares
if we're filming?
This is about
a personal journey.
How many people
actually say,
"You know what? I gotta work on me,
and actually f***ing do it?
You know what I mean?
This isn't some bullshit thing. This is me
changing my life before your eyes
to be a f***ing
positive influence.
We got all this equipment,
all the camping gear
and food and everything.
And we get way out there,
and suddenly the weather changes.
It's snowing.
We're freezing.
And we're on the top of this mountain,
and the wind comes up,
blows all our sh*t off into this, like, gully.
We'll never see it again.
And we have to figure out a way to get back.
- What the f*** are you talking about?
- We gotta get back
without--
we all gotta survive.
Where are we getting back to?
We're in f***ing D.C.
- But I'm talking about get back to--
- You mean it metaphorically.
--the comfortable-- yeah, metaphorically.
The comfortable place where we feel good--
- Well, say you're speaking--
say "metaphorically speaking"
or else it's f***ing confusing.
"What is he talking about?
We're in f***ing D.C."
I get where you're going.
- You did not!
- No, everything was cool up to a certain--
- I do though.
- Anton, you did not f***ing get it.
If I'm tired and I'm grumpy,
you still f***ing wake me up.
You know what I mean?
It's like, have the f***ing decency
to let me be
a decent person.
Because I'm the one that's being
looked out there publically
percep--
being perceived.
Do you know what I mean?
Anton, you can't--
you f*** up a flight;
you can't get a goddamned flight.
Dude, if I travel with you guys,
I can't get on
the f***ing private jet.
F***ing Ben f***ing
isn't comfortable--
me and Casey
can f***ing roll. Okay?
Because we f***ing know that world.
You guys not only--
you make us look
f***ing stupid, dude.
Tobey and f***ing Leo
are on a f***ing jet, man.
And we're in this f***ing minivan.
I'm in a f***ing green
rent-a-car minivan.
It's a f***ing joke.
This is a goddamned
f***ing joke.
It's time for me to end this game
with a brand-new start
Coming to you live, direct,
I'll f***ing tear out my spleen
It's none other than
the one and only Joaquin
B*tch, D.C.
Oh sh*t!
F***ing smoked.
They're in cahoots.
Son of a b*tch.
F***ing smoked!
Look it-- just two f***ing weasels.
Sh*t, they're probably right there
just selling the f***ing info.
That's why they just left
all smiling and sh*t.
Them wannabe rock stars-- f*** you.
I'll f***ing crush you.
I had a private eye
follow f***ing Anton
because I'm pretty
f***ing sure he's the one
that was selling information
to magazines, saying, like,
that my sh*t's a hoax
or something.
And I just want
to f***ing crush him.
I heard the call,
sirens sounding off
Feeling guilty 'cause my day
was spent f***ing off
History's perverted me,
You've become the epitome
of a f***ing--
I made it here
despite the efforts of a few
So now it's time
to simply say, "F*** you!"
That's f***ing ironic.
Can I come in?
I really don't think
you should film this, dude.
I mean--
Ant, dude,
I know it was
f***ing you, dude.
What was me?
- The press.
- The press?!
I have not talked
to the press, dude.
I have not had anything at all,
on my life, dude,
- I have not talked to the press.
- Ant,
don't f***ing
do this to yourself.
I--
I can't believe that you
could come into my home
after all the things
I've done for you.
I tried to give you
this opportunity
and you f***ing
betray me, dude--
the one f***ing thing.
I did not, Joaq.
Honestly, on my life,
I did not betray you.
I swear on my life, dude.
I have not talked to the press
about anything.
Dude, you think
it's a f***ing joke.
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