I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore Page #2

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which is really what...

Anjng! Anjng!

That makes me...

so furious!

I...

I'm-I'm sorry to have bothered you.

No, you did not bother me.

This affects all of us.

Kevin, stop it!

Okay. All right, so...

See ya. Bye, Kevin. Bye.

Um, is there anything I can do?

Oh, I think I'm good.

I think I-I... I got it.

Um...

thank you for everything.

The angels stood watching

Our slow tangled fall

Reaching for heaven

In spite of it all

They can't do a thing

For the people downstairs

Bring out the Bible

Ain't got a prayer

There stands the mountain

Oh

We tumbled down

That rough, rocky shoreline

We ran aground

There's peace in the valley

We never made it down there

So bring out the Bible

Holy sh*t.

F***. Um...

Ah.

You've reached Detective Bendix

with, uh, Robbery...

Um...

Okay.

Police operator.

Hi... Hello. Um, yes. Okay.

My laptop was stolen,

and I can see it.

So, it's not stolen?

N- N-No. No, it's still...

t's still stolen.

Um, my phone...

You know, my phone is saying where it is.

I- I have the address.

So, I need somebody to go there

before they, like,

turn it off or whatever.

Um...

We can include that information

in your report,

but we cannot send units out at this time.

Would you like to include that information

in the report?

What? What? Why?

They need a search warrant

to dispatch units for this.

No, because you-you don't have to search.

We cannot send units out at this time.

No, because I can...

- I know it's right here, okay?

- Ma'am.

- It's on the f***ing phone.

- Ma'am.

- Ma'am.

- I'm looking... I'm looking at it.

I can give you the address.

It's on my f***ing phone.

- It is on my f***ing phone!

- Ma'am.

We can include that information

in the report, but we cannot

- send units out at this time.

- Oh, you...

Party's getting late

Nothing to waste

Gotta find somebody

that'll give me some face

It's not true

Ain't no lie

I don't give a f***

if it's a girl or a guy

You better tell, girl

Check my grill, girl

I got sh*t up in my grill, girl

Put this in my music

I got the f***ing watermelon!

Let's go, girl

Check my grill, girl

I got sh*t up in my grill, girl

Put this in my music

I can't be running round with sh*t

up in my grill, girl

You better tell, girl

Oh.

Hey. Uh, Angie's closing tonight.

Actually, I was kind of wondering,

uh, what you were up to.

Me?

Uh, what's up?

I did a frog.

Oh.

You know what? It's nothing.

Don't... Never mind.

- I need backup.

- Okay.

You got those ninja sticks?

- Nunchaku is an Okinawan weapon...

- Fine, fine.

- Ninjas, as you call them, are Japane...

- I just...

I've got a better idea.

- Are you familiar with the morning star?

- No...

- Lights out.

- Great.

- I just need you to ride with me.

- Right on.

- I'm Ruth.

- Tony.

- Nice to meet you.

- Cool.

There.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

grant me the strength...

in the heat of battle...

and protect me...

Amen.

Were you praying?

You asked for help, I asked for help.

That's how things get done.

Don't worry.

I won't let anything happen to you.

My computer is inside that house.

Say what?

I don't know what the f*** that is.

Okay.

We don't want any trouble.

My computer was stolen,

and this says that it's in there.

I just want it back.

There's no questions...

So, can you get it?

I can get deez nuts.

You can get these nuts?

All right, tough guy.

- You had your chance.

- Oh.

Geez.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, f***. Oh!

Are you okay?

I'm really...

Dude, what'd you do to Keith?

Dude!

The f*** you doing?

Yo. Yo. Yo!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Dude, stop!

Both you motherfuckers better drag your...

Violence is not power!

It's like the absence of power!

Get on outta here, 'fore I get my keys out

and f*** you both the f*** up!

Can't believe you just walked...

Super inappropriate, man.

Sh*t.

Thank you.

Actually, I need the power cord.

Thank you.

It doesn't feel very good...

when people you don't know

come into your house

and steal your sh*t, does it?

Now where's the silver...

and the medicine?

Uh, I got some Theraflu...

but no silver.

And I didn't steal that.

I paid good money for it.

- What are you talking about?

- I bought it.

You bought it? From where?

Killer Sills'.

Ki... What is that?

Consignment shop out the way.

Dracula-lookin' motherf***er.

He'll sell you anything.

She got her first communion

bracelet there.

It's very pretty.

Does he have silverware?

Okay.

- Write it down.

- Uh, I can drop a pin for you.

No, man, on paper.

Thank you.

That's how hard I threw it.

Oh, hot chili mama

Oh

Oh, yeah.

Um, the guest bathroom is downstairs.

It's okay. It was an emergency.

It's all that matters anyway

Oh, that's him right there.

I'll be right back.

Here we are

Hey there.

You're a guest of Miranda's, right?

Right. John.

You guys have a beautiful home.

Remind me, how do you know Miranda again?

Uh, from work. She's been a great mentor.

I'm learning so much.

- Stop. I'm gonna call the police.

- Come on, man.

Oh, there you are. Come on.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get help.

Oh.

Marshall?

This way.

Oh, yeah.

Now we're cookin' with gas.

We're almost there, my monkeys.

Sparkle, flashing lights

Hot sugar fireballs

And black lace and spirit gum

Cold rubbin' alcohol

And I thought you would

Call me by now

Couple of days went by on

It only hurts me all the time

On

Let me tell you something you

About the history of the man

He's got nothing to lose

Maybe we should hold hands.

Like we're engaged.

Okay.

It's the history of the man

What are you doing, little guy?

There you are, you son of a b*tch.

You're on and stay on.

You piece...

What the hell is this here?

Good afternoon.

Hi.

Yes. Hello.

Um...

we were just wondering, um...

Wondering...

You like music?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I think everyone...

Five preset tones.

Three unique demo modes.

- That's so great.

- We don't really need...

Here.

- Really, thank you.

- And...

No, thank you.

And...

Huh.

Okay, we... we're really just looking

for, um, some antique silver service.

If you don't like music...

You can just say so.

Silver.

Silver coins,

silver polish...

silver bullets.

Is your newer stuff

in any particular place or...?

They're antiques.

Yeah, I just mean, um...

Got a customer.

This is it.

You sure?

Yeah.

Sally Kimke.

Wow.

Here.

Go start the car.

Okay, okay.

Go.

Hundred for these.

- Final.

- Well, uh, they were my mom's.

So take 'em

to a regulated outfit.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Sure are unloading yourself these days.

Well, we're moving away, so...

You're moving?

- Yeah, we're moving.

- Everybody's moving, kid.

Thanks a lot for your time.

Yeah, we're going to Las Vegas.

- Yeah? Yeah?

- Yeah.

Yeah, well, don't lose it in Las Vegas.

Hey!

Hey, lady, that... Wait, that...

Come on back here!

Hey, come back here! Hey!

Hey, lady! You didn't pay for that!

This is stolen property.

No, no, no, no.

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