It's a Boy Girl Thing

Synopsis: The next door neighbors Nell Bedworth and Woody Deane have opposite behaviors and hate each other: the virgin geek Nell is polite, sensitive and well-prepared to go to Yale, while Woody is rude and his greatest expectation is to join a mediocre university due to his abilities playing football. When Nell and Woody are assigned to visit a museum together, they argue in front of a statue of an Aztec god. During the night, their souls swap bodies, bringing difficult situations to them. They first try to damage each other's reputation in high school, but soon they discover that their dream of joining college can only happen with mutual respect and support.
Director(s): Nick Hurran
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
67%
PG-13
Year:
2006
95 min
2,283 Views


Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die,

take him and cut him

out to little stars -

and he'll make the

face of heaven so fine.

And all the world will be

in love with the night -

musicMystical:
Shake Ya Ass (Background Music)/music

and... make the face of

heaven so fine that all...

the world will be in love....

musicMystical:
Shake Ya Ass (Background Music)/music

... all the world will be

in love with the night...

Excuse me! Excuse me!

- Woody, will you turn that down?

- Sorry, I can't hear you!

Turn the noise down!

Sorry, did you say something?

I'm trying to study but it's impossible

with that racket going on!

- It's not racket, that's Mystical!

Whatever it is, will you

please switch it off?

- What's it worth?

- The gratitude of a music lover?

Alright, I turn it off!

If you flash me! Show me

what girls are all about!

You are a pig!

- Anyway, I've seen them before!

- What! You have not!

Have now!

Good morning, Mr. Fluffy.

- Woody, are you up yet?

- Oh, yeah!

- Good morning, Daddy!

- I have some mail for you, princess.

It's from Yale!

I have an interview next week!

I applied for early

action for you, honey!

My precious little

girl are going to Yale!

I have to get through the

interview first, mother!

- You won't let us down, never have.

- Never has.

- Isn't it exciting, Ted?

- It's very excititing, Katherine.

- Are you excited?

- I am.

I'm so excited I could yell it

from the roof tops!

Thank you, mother!

musicBachman Turner Overdrive:

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (Background Music)/music

musicBachman Turner Overdrive:

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (Background Music)/music

Everything OK back there?

No problem, honey.

Just searing off a

couple of finger prints.

Carry on, my good woman.

- Big game's coming up soon, son?

- Yep!

Coach says all the big college scouts

gonna be at the game.

Yeah, I know.

Speciality of the House! I call

it 'Eggs What the Heck'

So much of fine cuisine is down to

presentation, don't you think, son?

Oh yeah, absolutely!

You'll be the first member of

my family to go to college.

He'll be the first member of your

family to go to freaking school!

That's true.

But son, if thing's don't work out,

there'll always be a job for you -

with Stan the Man at Spatula World.

- To me, the greatest

living American should...

have individual accomplishments -

but also have a lasting influcence

on America and with the world.

And that is why after careful

consideration my candidate...

- Yo, what's up boy?

- Hi, Horse!

- Nice grab, Horse! How's it hanging?

- To the floor, my friend!

What say we shift this

baby into warp drive, huh?

I want you to feel the

wind blowing through...

the hair of your fine muscular ass!

Hit it please!

musicEminem:
Without Me/music

Well, looky here!

Is that not a pencil necked

virigin girl I see before me?

I do believe it is.

She's standing dangerously close

to a vast pool of water.

For a smart girl, that ain't so smart.

Thank you!

OK, just keep walking.

No one will notice.

Who wants cotton candy?

Hey, Nell, I love what you've

done with your hair!

Thanks, Glixen.

Three, two one...

Hey, watch it!

- Harry!

- What's up baby!

Wow wow, people around!

Nice look!

Special needs boy and his muse,

the lovely Clamydia.

My name's Breanna, you geek!

By the way, sorry about

this morning.

That puddle just...

showed up in front of us!

Oh, that's OK, please don't

apologize it, I understand.

While archetypal outsiders

such as myself...

rarely fit comfortably into

high school environements -

this is as good as your life will get.

The big football star and his

vacuous cheerleader girlfriend...

Head cheerleader.

Because, let's face it.

The old gray matter...

ain't exactly top level, is it Woodster?

So you end up with

a job with your dad -

and probably marry Breanna here.

But soon you start drinking to numb

this aching feeling you have inside.

Fast forward a few years

and you're a drunk...

fat guy at a bar talking

about the good old days.

While your little wife whose

looks have gone to the dodo -

is prepping up her self

esteem with squalid...

sexual encounters with your

friends behind your back.

- What friends?

- I'm guessing most of them.

Have a good day.

Class, please turn to

page 488. Paragraph...

demarked 'Early history' -

which reads:
'Combined

with the study of mankind -

in all its aspects,

especially human culture -

we are therefore examining

that society through...

the exploration of classical structure.'

Now, do not forget to make full use

of your abstract database.

And class, please make

sure the references of...

the source material

include the internet.

That's OK for now but -

you might want to omit that

page from your reference list.

Now, Mr. Zbornak will be taking

your field trip this week.

I tried on the most

amazing dress for the dance.

Think Beyonce's wow-factor meets Gwen

Stefani's outfit of individuality -

with just a sprinkling

of designer slut Aguilera.

The whole thing's very

Madonna...

before she got old naturally.

Sounds hot!

Now, I think Armani

would be good for you.

Stylish yet understated -

so you look good but you don't

distract attention from me.

Mr Deanne! If it's

not too much trouble?

OK, just a minute!

Take a look at this odd looking fella!

Texcatlipoca -

the ancient Aztek god

of sorcery. Associated...

with the notion of destiny.

Tex here has an interesting resume:

He was the god of night,

lord of the smoking mirror.

A shape shifter -

a powerful SOB.

Mr Deanne, do you think I might

have your attention?

Or does Mr. Horson have something

particularly interesting to say?

I'm betting on unlikely.

OK, time is short,

people. I want you to...

pair off and take in

the rest yourselves.

Remember:
research,

analyze and...

...describe!

Very nice.

Mr Horson, you go with Glixen.

Mr Deanne, you go with Miss Bedworth.

Let's get your learn on.

So, checked out any

porno sites lately?

I cannot believe I'm

stuck with you. Let's...

hope I don't breathe

in any retard germs.

Let's hope I don't get any

pencil neck virgin disease.

Get stuffed.

I hate you!

It's because you secretly

want to have sex with me!

When I do decide to surrender

the flower of my womanhood -

I've always imagined it to be with

someone of my own species!

There's is nobody else in your

species, except maybe Glixen.

You're such a moron.

You really think...

the world evolves around

rap music, football

and hanging out with the right crowd?

You know, you make me sick, you think

you are so different to everyone else.

Different from.

You said 'Different to'. The correct

phraseology is 'Different from'.

Thanks for that information.

You're no different...

from any other geek with

books instead of friends -

and you don't have to open

your big fat mouth to correct me.

- Neanderthal!

- Spaz.

I should pity you but I can't.

I hate you too much.

I rather cross my legs for

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