It's a Boy Girl Thing
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2006
- 95 min
- 2,260 Views
Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die,
take him and cut him
and he'll make the
face of heaven so fine.
And all the world will be
in love with the night -
musicMystical:
Shake Ya Ass (Background Music)/musicand... make the face of
heaven so fine that all...
the world will be in love....
musicMystical:
Shake Ya Ass (Background Music)/music... all the world will be
in love with the night...
Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Woody, will you turn that down?
- Sorry, I can't hear you!
Turn the noise down!
Sorry, did you say something?
I'm trying to study but it's impossible
- It's not racket, that's Mystical!
Whatever it is, will you
please switch it off?
- What's it worth?
- The gratitude of a music lover?
Alright, I turn it off!
If you flash me! Show me
what girls are all about!
You are a pig!
- Anyway, I've seen them before!
- What! You have not!
Have now!
Good morning, Mr. Fluffy.
- Woody, are you up yet?
- Oh, yeah!
- Good morning, Daddy!
- I have some mail for you, princess.
It's from Yale!
I have an interview next week!
I applied for early
action for you, honey!
My precious little
girl are going to Yale!
I have to get through the
interview first, mother!
- You won't let us down, never have.
- Never has.
- Isn't it exciting, Ted?
- It's very excititing, Katherine.
- Are you excited?
- I am.
I'm so excited I could yell it
from the roof tops!
Thank you, mother!
musicBachman Turner Overdrive:
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (Background Music)/music
musicBachman Turner Overdrive:
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (Background Music)/music
Everything OK back there?
No problem, honey.
Just searing off a
couple of finger prints.
Carry on, my good woman.
- Big game's coming up soon, son?
- Yep!
Coach says all the big college scouts
gonna be at the game.
Yeah, I know.
Speciality of the House! I call
it 'Eggs What the Heck'
So much of fine cuisine is down to
presentation, don't you think, son?
Oh yeah, absolutely!
my family to go to college.
He'll be the first member of your
family to go to freaking school!
That's true.
But son, if thing's don't work out,
there'll always be a job for you -
with Stan the Man at Spatula World.
- To me, the greatest
living American should...
have individual accomplishments -
but also have a lasting influcence
on America and with the world.
And that is why after careful
consideration my candidate...
- Yo, what's up boy?
- Hi, Horse!
- Nice grab, Horse! How's it hanging?
- To the floor, my friend!
What say we shift this
baby into warp drive, huh?
I want you to feel the
wind blowing through...
the hair of your fine muscular ass!
Hit it please!
musicEminem:
Without Me/musicWell, looky here!
Is that not a pencil necked
virigin girl I see before me?
I do believe it is.
She's standing dangerously close
to a vast pool of water.
For a smart girl, that ain't so smart.
Thank you!
OK, just keep walking.
No one will notice.
Hey, Nell, I love what you've
done with your hair!
Thanks, Glixen.
Three, two one...
Hey, watch it!
- Harry!
- What's up baby!
Wow wow, people around!
Nice look!
Special needs boy and his muse,
the lovely Clamydia.
My name's Breanna, you geek!
By the way, sorry about
this morning.
That puddle just...
showed up in front of us!
Oh, that's OK, please don't
apologize it, I understand.
While archetypal outsiders
such as myself...
rarely fit comfortably into
high school environements -
this is as good as your life will get.
The big football star and his
vacuous cheerleader girlfriend...
Head cheerleader.
Because, let's face it.
The old gray matter...
ain't exactly top level, is it Woodster?
So you end up with
a job with your dad -
and probably marry Breanna here.
But soon you start drinking to numb
this aching feeling you have inside.
Fast forward a few years
and you're a drunk...
fat guy at a bar talking
about the good old days.
While your little wife whose
looks have gone to the dodo -
is prepping up her self
esteem with squalid...
sexual encounters with your
friends behind your back.
- What friends?
- I'm guessing most of them.
Have a good day.
Class, please turn to
page 488. Paragraph...
demarked 'Early history' -
which reads:
'Combinedin all its aspects,
we are therefore examining
that society through...
the exploration of classical structure.'
Now, do not forget to make full use
of your abstract database.
And class, please make
sure the references of...
the source material
include the internet.
That's OK for now but -
you might want to omit that
page from your reference list.
Now, Mr. Zbornak will be taking
your field trip this week.
I tried on the most
amazing dress for the dance.
Think Beyonce's wow-factor meets Gwen
Stefani's outfit of individuality -
with just a sprinkling
of designer slut Aguilera.
The whole thing's very
Madonna...
before she got old naturally.
Sounds hot!
Now, I think Armani
would be good for you.
Stylish yet understated -
so you look good but you don't
distract attention from me.
Mr Deanne! If it's
not too much trouble?
OK, just a minute!
Take a look at this odd looking fella!
Texcatlipoca -
of sorcery. Associated...
with the notion of destiny.
Tex here has an interesting resume:
He was the god of night,
lord of the smoking mirror.
a powerful SOB.
Mr Deanne, do you think I might
have your attention?
Or does Mr. Horson have something
particularly interesting to say?
I'm betting on unlikely.
OK, time is short,
people. I want you to...
pair off and take in
the rest yourselves.
Remember:
research,analyze and...
...describe!
Very nice.
Mr Horson, you go with Glixen.
Mr Deanne, you go with Miss Bedworth.
Let's get your learn on.
So, checked out any
porno sites lately?
stuck with you. Let's...
hope I don't breathe
in any retard germs.
Let's hope I don't get any
pencil neck virgin disease.
Get stuffed.
I hate you!
It's because you secretly
want to have sex with me!
When I do decide to surrender
I've always imagined it to be with
someone of my own species!
There's is nobody else in your
You're such a moron.
You really think...
rap music, football
and hanging out with the right crowd?
You know, you make me sick, you think
you are so different to everyone else.
Different from.
You said 'Different to'. The correct
phraseology is 'Different from'.
Thanks for that information.
You're no different...
from any other geek with
and you don't have to open
your big fat mouth to correct me.
- Neanderthal!
- Spaz.
I should pity you but I can't.
I hate you too much.
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