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It's a Boy Girl Thing Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2006
- 95 min
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Nell, sit back, relax and do exactly...
One more, give me one more!
Bite down on this.
On three. One...
Maybe this is a bad idea.
Did I say you I love you, man?
I really do love you, man.
You're like... my... twin brother.
You're white but you're my twin brother.
Man, this is some kind of brazilian.
How are you feeling?
A little better.
- How much did you drink last night?
- I don't know.
I just remember feeling unusually
happy and having a really good time -
and then like somebody picked up
the room and started spinning it.
I don't know, I'm an idiot.
Think of it as a rite of passage.
Go easy next time.
Thanks for taking care of me.
See you after lunch. We
have stuff to do today.
Yeah, I know.
Drop back, pump it and
then throw the ball.
Alright, I can do that.
No, you're telegraphing,
you're way telegraphing.
Watch me behind me how I do.
- What is it?
- What's what?
That's sticking me in my ass.
We're meant to be playing football.
It's not my fault. I'm sorry.
It's your thing, not mine.
Yeah, but you're behind the wheel.
find me attractive.
No actually, that means
you find me attractive.
Let's not read too much into it, OK.
This thing finds anything attractive.
That is such a guy thing to say.
Can we just keep playing
football, please?
Sure, as long as you keep
my dick out of your butt.
Ah, came through the windows!
One of the many skills
I've acquired lately.
Keep our voices down. If my mom knows
I have a boy in my room
she'd spontaneously combust.
to wear for your interview.
Navy suit, white blouse
and sensible shoes.
You don't think something
a little hotter?
It's an interview...
- You're joking.
- At least something I can control.
I've been thinking.
While we're like this -
I wonder if it would make sense if...
we could go to the
Homecoming dance together.
Not only because, well, who else
would we go with? I don't wanna get
stuck with pencil neck all night.
It wouldn't be a date.
- I'd like that.
- Great. It's a date.
A non-date date.
Nell, wash hands! Dinner!
My cue to go.
Not a real date.
It's alright! I'm OK!
I will be kinda late tomorrow.
Kind of.
Kind of late tomorrow.
What is with you at the moment? Ted?
Sometimes I feel as though I
don't know who you are anymore.
She's growing up, Katherine.
So, are you going to tell me
what you're doing or is it a secret?
It's no secret, I'm
studying with Woody.
Again?
Yeah, you've got a problem with that?
If you want to waste your
valuable time it's your affair.
Who says I'm wasting my time?
Oh Nell, you only have
to look at the boy.
What's wrong with him?
He's stupid, he's
trouble and he's a loser.
You told me so yourself.
There's nothing you can do to
change that. Look at his family.
That's basic genetics.
Hi, Mr Bedworth.
Is Nell around?
She's gone back to
school, son, she said...
she had to do some
extra studying. She has
her interview with Yale tomorrow.
Thanks.
- So, how have you been, Mr. Bedworth?
- I'm fine, Woody, just fine.
- Well, give my best to your wife.
- I will do.
What are you trying to do?
- Stop, you're gonna hurt yourself!
- Back off!
Why are you doing this?
Because this is who I am.
This is all I've ever been.
And now not even that.
Football's not who you are.
You don't get it, do you?
- People like me?
What exactly is it people
like me don't get?
People like me!
Then educate me, please!
We like to play ball.
Maybe we're even pretty good at it.
Maybe we get accepted to some
second rate sh*t kicker college -
or maybe we go work with our dad
at the spatula store. Who knows?
But what we don't get is a great job,
a big apartment in the city -
and a Yale education.
So that's what this is
about. The interview?
I don't know!
- It's OK to be nervous.
- Nothing is OK. Nothing!
Tomorrow I'm supposed to be playing
the most important game of my life.
This is my destiny. Mine!
I'm not supposed to be
attending some college interwiew.
So we got the wrong lives. Sometimes
you just gotta get on with life.
Let things fall into place.
Do me a favour.
Save your inspirational speeches
I know who I am.
I'm a loser, I'm trouble and
I'm stupid. Basic genetics.
Can't help it.
Funny. I never took you for a quitter.
musicFefe Dobson: Be Strong/music
You can go in.
Miss Bedworth?
Please take a seat.
One of the qualities we hope for in
any of our students is their passion.
Your turn papers and test
results are exemplary.
But your love and
knowledge of literature...
is rare in a person of your years.
Thank you, but it's an
important part of my life.
Go on.
Poetry, for instance -
I like the way that it can
articulate and express feelings -
complicated and difficult feelings
that you can't express literally.
Are there any contemporary writers
and poets you particularly admire?
No. Not really.
Oh. Why is that?
Because they suck?
Welcome everybody to Homecoming,
the biggest game of the year.
Surely if poetry is
poets and their art form
are doomed to extincition.
I think that will be all.
Actually, I do like some modern poets.
In fact I love them.
50 Cent, Pete Pablo, Marshal Mathers.
I don't think I'm
familiar with their works.
Well, they're rap artists.
And you consider that to be poetry?
Absolutely. It's urban poetry, sir.
They talk about their lives and
experiences. They can be very brutal -
but often under a coat of humour.
Dark humour. Here, check it out.
Applauds for the home theme.
The Westdale Bay Beavers!
That's my boy!
Applauds for the
quarterback, Woody Deanne!
Woody Deanne!
That's my boy!
Wait!
Here we go!
Number 83, Johnny Chancer.
I'll sock you around!
Touchdown for The Razorbacks, folks!
Touchdown for The Razorbacks.
As they take the lead, 14-0,
early in the fourth quarter.
There's still time folks, as Woody
Deanne takes the play.
12th yard loss. This is
really unusual, folks.
You just messed with the wrong girl.
Hi Nell. I didn't know
football was your bag.
I just came to cheer the team.
We're not doing too good.
That's my boy! He's my boy!
Touchdown for The
Beavers by Harry the Horse!
- Sit your fat arse down!
- Point taken, my good woman.
- Do you want some of the dog?
- Yeah, thanks.
Thanks, dad.
This is it, folks.
Only 5 seconds to go.
Time for one more play. This is
make or break for The Beavers.
Ready?
That's it, girl!
Touchdown!
at the very last moment!
It's a touchdown by Woody
Deanne and The Beavers wins!
What are you waiting here for?
Woody! You're the man!
Thanks.
Great game, son.
- I've had my heart set on Yale
since I was a little girl.
That's funny. You know what,
get your parents to give me call.
We're not Yale, but I think you
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